Mike Leach.....

[OU-HSV]

.....can't figure out whether to use the QB that's a gimp or the bearded woodsmen who has zero composure and throws off his back foot 90% of the time

[OU-HSV]

...has a crush on his players fat little girlfriends

[StoopTroup]

...has his pirate panties on.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...wishes he had gotten the hell out of Lubbock last year, but dammit, they agreed to his ridiculous contract.

[badger]

... beat Lid in Texas' annual Lawyer-Off.

[cdlbdd]

... always looks just a bit confused.

[Jacie]

. . . should have accepted a coaching job in a conference where half of the teams haven't played him every year and understand how to play defense against him.

[stoopified]

Just completed his semi -annual wire transfer of funds to the OU-TT game officials.

[Sooner7dust]

Recently posted on Twitter that Brandon Carter looked better with a mohawk.

[sooner59]

....wants to unleash his inner pirate.

[sooner59]

....stares at goats.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...likes fat girls.

[IronHorseSooner]

...hopes to keep up the side gigs of being a weatherman and giving dating advice.

[BoomerJ]

...Always orders the kids meal at Long John Silvers for the party hat.

[Judge Smails]

... asks co-eds if they want to see his "peg-leg".

[Ground_Attack]

moonlights as Captain Feathersword on his off days.

(hey, I have kids)

[SunnySooner]

has no idea what the hell a Red Raider is, either.

[westcoast_sooner]

originally took the job because he hadn't actually visited Lubbock.

[CincySooner]

... insists that his QBs use the words "plunder" and "booty" in the same sentance at least once per day.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...actually thinks Will Rogers would root for Tech over OU. And is sorely mistaken.

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles10187.jpg
http://www.ttu.edu/campusMap/images/buildings/willrogers.jpg

[KantoSooner]

... insists that his QBs use the words "plunder" and "booty" in the same sentance at least once per day.

You beat me to the 'booty' joke. Dam.

[badger]

... doesn't realize his players only listen to his asinine pirate talks because they don't want to lose playing time.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Actually played the drum set on the first "Free Credit Report.com " commercial dressed as pirates at the seafood restaurant, however, they had to 'shop out his image as he was more pirate looking than the rest of the band in pirate gear...

[Hot Rod]

...is camping out to catch the premiere of the Twilight movie this week.

[badger]

... will not retract the fat little girlfriend statement, but instead, will use that phrase again and again. (http://collegesportsblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/10/leach-stands-by-girlfriends-quote.html)


Now their fat little girlfriends have some obvious advantages. For one thing, their fat little girlfriends are telling them what they want to hear, which is 'how great you are' and 'how easy its going to be' and we had a bunch of people who wanted to win the football game but nobody wanted to play the football game.

That defies every level of work ethic that exists with regard to football. As coaches, we have to solve our failure on reaching them and the players have to listen. I am willing to go to fairly amazing lengths to make that happen. I don't know if I will be successful this week or not but I am going to try and there will be some people inconvenienced and if it happens to be their fat little girlfriends too bad. "

[Hot Rod]

...loves having Yosemite Sam on the sidelines.

[tomtom]

....is really tex lid.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...sticks a 2x4 up his butt, farts, and yells, "Shiver me timbers!".

[boomermagic]

Hopefully, Can't get his buddy Donald Trump to buy him some refs for the game again..

[cjames317]

... dressed up for Halloween as Cap’n Morgan. But, in addition to the pirate hat, pirate boots, pirate sword and pistols, and bottle of rum, he’s got what looks like a ship’s wheel attached to his fly. Everybody points and giggles but nobody says anything to him. A couple of tech girls eventually drink enough courage to introduce themselves, point to his crotch and say “Coach, you know you got a ship’s wheel on your fly?”

Coach says: “Arrrr, I know, it drives me nuts.”

[OK2U]

...is in, are you?
(sorry)

[texas bandman]

flunked kindergarten twice because he insisted there were seven C's.

[badger]

... forced Crabtree to change his cell phone number after wouldn't stop leaving "I told you so" messages.

[ouduckhunter]

Teaches philosoply classes in Somalia during the off season!

[Hot Rod]

...during the off-season just sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray.

[htownsooner7]

thinks the rule about the ball having to actually cross the goalline is more what you'd call a "guideline."

[ocsooner]

...is going to be talking about coaching failures, but talking about OU laying the smack down on him instead of the "fat little girlfriends" laying the smackdown on his players. (different kind of smack:D ).

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

...is in, are you?
(sorry)

I lived in West Texas when that stupid billboard was up.....made me want to puke seeing it all the time.

[soonermix]

... uses a triple option offense when he plays ncaa college football on playstation

[OUMallen]

... uses a triple option offense when he plays ncaa college football on playstation

How is that bad? :confused:

[deweydw]

... twin brother is a muppet.

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[badger]

...really, really hates "Jump Around." No, really.
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[gaylordfan1]

Will appear on Oprah after this weeks loss to explain why he is now dating a former fat little girlfriend of one of his players........ His only response...." if you cant beat them then feed em, i mean join em."