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KC//CRIMSON
11/13/2009, 03:17 PM
and I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!!
BillyBall
11/13/2009, 03:31 PM
“What a piece of junk!”
BillyBall
11/13/2009, 03:32 PM
“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”
Frozen Sooner
11/13/2009, 03:33 PM
It's a trap!
Prepare to be thrown to the Sarlaac, where you will be slowly digested over 1000 years.
KC//CRIMSON
11/13/2009, 03:33 PM
If you will not join us, then perhaps your sister will!
yermom
11/13/2009, 03:34 PM
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Frozen Sooner
11/13/2009, 03:35 PM
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
KC//CRIMSON
11/13/2009, 03:39 PM
"Your target will be a small port directly beneath the main port"
badger
11/13/2009, 04:25 PM
This thread looks like fun.
Here's a site from the OT movies. (http://www.collthings.co.uk/2008/05/star-wars-sexual-innuendos-quotes.html)
But, even that site has missed the most obvious and worse one.
Vader: He will come to me?
Emperor: He will come to you and you will bring him before me.
KC//CRIMSON
11/13/2009, 04:30 PM
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
Pricetag
11/13/2009, 04:35 PM
Luke, at that speed, will we be able to pull out in time?
KC//CRIMSON
11/13/2009, 04:38 PM
Back door, huh? Great idea.
badger
11/13/2009, 04:41 PM
Ok, a few from the prequel crap...
General Grievous: Anakin Skywalker. I expected someone with your reputation to be a little... older.
Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous... you're shorter than I expected.
KC//CRIMSON
11/13/2009, 04:42 PM
"So...you got your reward & you're just leaving then?"
badger
11/13/2009, 04:47 PM
Crappier movie:
Anakin: If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Padme: I can't... We can't... It's not possible.
Anakin: Anything is possible, Padme
badger
11/13/2009, 04:50 PM
phantom menace...
C-3PO: I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked?"
C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!
Pricetag
11/13/2009, 05:40 PM
At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
soonerthanu
11/13/2009, 05:45 PM
UNCLE OWEN!
:eek:
:(
badger
11/13/2009, 06:41 PM
Qui-Gon Jinn: Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.
picasso
11/13/2009, 10:33 PM
Those aren't pillows!
oops, wrong movie.
Breadburner
11/13/2009, 11:09 PM
"These aren't the droids you're looking for".....
Frozen Sooner
11/13/2009, 11:16 PM
"THIS ISN'T A CAVE!!!!"
PhilTLL
11/13/2009, 11:21 PM
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Mudhole? Slimy?!"
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"
proud gonzo
11/13/2009, 11:22 PM
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
proud gonzo
11/13/2009, 11:26 PM
"Pull out Wedge, you aren't doing any good back there!"
Frozen Sooner
11/13/2009, 11:35 PM
I find your lack of faith...disturbing
picasso
11/13/2009, 11:38 PM
look insiiiiiiiiiiide Luke...
I got nuthin.
KC//CRIMSON
11/14/2009, 12:02 AM
You have failed me for the last time!
KC//CRIMSON
11/14/2009, 12:39 AM
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid!
GrapevineSooner
11/14/2009, 09:00 AM
One of the best trending topics in the history of Twitter to be sure.
47straight
11/14/2009, 12:16 PM
One of the best trending topics in the history of gopher to be sure.
Fixed.
Yeah, this was fun. In 1993.
delhalew
11/14/2009, 01:21 PM
"It smells bad, but it will keep you warm."
delhalew
11/14/2009, 01:23 PM
"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say,okay?"
delhalew
11/14/2009, 01:26 PM
"It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed!"
"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."
:D
delhalew
11/14/2009, 01:34 PM
"What's in there? Only what you take with you."
badger
11/14/2009, 02:14 PM
Now you will experience the full power of the dark side. I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. (cackling)
Octavian
11/14/2009, 02:21 PM
"Keep your distance, but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance"
Hot Rod
11/14/2009, 03:45 PM
"Oh no! The Rancor!"
John Kochtoston
11/15/2009, 12:43 AM
"Sorry about the mess..."
KC//CRIMSON
11/15/2009, 06:39 PM
"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."
"What happened?"
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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