@GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex

[KC//CRIMSON]

and I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!!

[BillyBall]

“What a piece of junk!”

[BillyBall]

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

[Frozen Sooner]

It's a trap!

Prepare to be thrown to the Sarlaac, where you will be slowly digested over 1000 years.

[KC//CRIMSON]

If you will not join us, then perhaps your sister will!

[yermom]

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

[Frozen Sooner]

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

[KC//CRIMSON]

"Your target will be a small port directly beneath the main port"

[badger]

This thread looks like fun.

Here's a site from the OT movies. (http://www.collthings.co.uk/2008/05/star-wars-sexual-innuendos-quotes.html)

But, even that site has missed the most obvious and worse one.

Vader: He will come to me?
Emperor: He will come to you and you will bring him before me.

[KC//CRIMSON]

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

[Pricetag]

Luke, at that speed, will we be able to pull out in time?

[KC//CRIMSON]

Back door, huh? Great idea.

[badger]

Ok, a few from the prequel crap...

General Grievous: Anakin Skywalker. I expected someone with your reputation to be a little... older.

Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous... you're shorter than I expected.

[KC//CRIMSON]

"So...you got your reward & you're just leaving then?"

[badger]

Crappier movie:

Anakin: If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Padme: I can't... We can't... It's not possible.
Anakin: Anything is possible, Padme

[badger]

phantom menace...

C-3PO: I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked?"

C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!

[Pricetag]

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

[soonerthanu]

UNCLE OWEN!

:eek:

:(

[badger]

Qui-Gon Jinn: Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

[picasso]

Those aren't pillows!


oops, wrong movie.

[Breadburner]

"These aren't the droids you're looking for".....

[Frozen Sooner]

"THIS ISN'T A CAVE!!!!"

[PhilTLL]

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Mudhole? Slimy?!"
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

[proud gonzo]

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

[proud gonzo]

"Pull out Wedge, you aren't doing any good back there!"

[Frozen Sooner]

I find your lack of faith...disturbing

[picasso]

look insiiiiiiiiiiide Luke...

I got nuthin.

[KC//CRIMSON]

You have failed me for the last time!

[KC//CRIMSON]

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid!

[GrapevineSooner]

One of the best trending topics in the history of Twitter to be sure.

[47straight]

One of the best trending topics in the history of gopher to be sure.

Fixed.


Yeah, this was fun. In 1993.

[delhalew]

"It smells bad, but it will keep you warm."

[delhalew]

"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say,okay?"

[delhalew]

"It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed!"

"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."
:D

[delhalew]

"What's in there? Only what you take with you."

[badger]

Now you will experience the full power of the dark side. I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. (cackling)

[Octavian]

"Keep your distance, but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance"

[Hot Rod]

"Oh no! The Rancor!"

[John Kochtoston]

"Sorry about the mess..."

[KC//CRIMSON]

"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."
"What happened?"
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"