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KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 05:32 PM
BUSTED.

Stewart mocks Hannity for inflating Bachmann rally attendance, trying to pass 9-12 rally footage off as Bachmann rally footage. Classic.

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200911100063

JLEW1818
11/11/2009, 05:34 PM
i think Stewart is just as goofy as Hannity

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 05:44 PM
some people think TDS is real.

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 05:45 PM
Too bad Hannity runs a "News Program." ;)

Some people think Hannity is "real," too.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 05:51 PM
Some people think 10,000 is close to 20 to 45,000 too. The also think trees go from leafless to full green in one day.

Ardmore_Sooner
11/11/2009, 06:09 PM
KC you are as ridiculous as Joe C. There were AT LEAST 150,000 people at the K-State game two weeks ago! ;)

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 06:23 PM
Too bad Hannity runs a "News Program." ;)

Some people think Hannity is "real," too.

And those people are just as stupid as those that think the TDS is real and biased.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 06:27 PM
Some people think 10,000 is close to 20 to 45,000 too. The also think trees go from leafless to full green in one day.


Who be the?

sooner ngintunr
11/11/2009, 06:41 PM
heh, classic.

People really think FNC doesn't do this type of stuff on purpose? LOL.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 06:47 PM
heh, classic.

People really think FNC doesn't do this type of stuff on purpose? LOL.

People really think CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS are above this. heh.

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 06:47 PM
Heh, classsic.

People really think FNC is a real news channel. :D

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 06:54 PM
That was already covered Sherlock.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 07:04 PM
Any day now I expect to find out that Shepard Smith used to be Sheila Smith.

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 07:58 PM
That was already covered Sherlock.Uhm, no, it wasn't, Genius. Try comprehending what you read.

What WAS established was that FNC isn't above pulling stunts like faking news footage, etc, in order to get ratings.

I took it a step further and pointed out that the entire network is fiction.

StoopTroup
11/11/2009, 08:17 PM
I don't think any of the news networks are beyond doing this...I just think Fox seems to really suck at it these days.

Chuck Bao
11/11/2009, 08:35 PM
Now when was Faux news ever not busted. They be so crazy. But never mind people seem to like tabloid TV neuz.

soonerhubs
11/11/2009, 09:08 PM
Rachel Maddow & Keith Olberman = true news... Really. She never mocks people and makes faces while she attacks people who have a different world view. Srsly.














;)

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 09:09 PM
MSNBC is the Yin to Faux News' Yang.

soonerhubs
11/11/2009, 09:15 PM
MSNBC is the Yin to Faux News' Yang.

Totally agree. Honest question, b/c I don't watch it much, has he scrutinized MSNBC like he has FoxNews?

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 09:26 PM
Uhm, no, it wasn't, Genius. Try comprehending what you read.

What WAS established was that FNC isn't above pulling stunts like faking news footage, etc, in order to get ratings.

I took it a step further and pointed out that the entire network is fiction.

Well, maybe you're only listening to yourself as usual.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 09:27 PM
Totally agree. Honest question, b/c I don't watch it much, has he scrutinized MSNBC like he has FoxNews?

Um, no. But he makes fun of both sides. You know, democrats are funny "ha ha" and republicans are funny "stupid."

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 09:28 PM
Totally agree. Honest question, b/c I don't watch it much, has he scrutinized MSNBC like he has FoxNews?
Yep. He hates on Olberman a lot and Maddow a little and the rest of MSNBC quite extensively.

But usually Fox gets its own segments because the things they have done lately have been so GLARINGLY easy to point out as fiction whereas MSNBC is mainly just really whiny and bitchy and opinionated.

Also, MSNBC makes no claim to being either fair OR balanced. They're kinda open about being in favor of the far left.

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 09:29 PM
Well, maybe you're only listening to yourself as usual.:rolleyes:

That's the best you've got? :cool:

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 09:36 PM
But usually Fox gets its own segments because the things they have done lately have been so GLARINGLY easy to point out as fiction whereas MSNBC is mainly just really whiny and bitchy and opinionated.


Like I said. Some people think TDS is real.

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 09:45 PM
And I'll say it again...^^^That's the best you've got?

:rolleyes:

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 09:46 PM
http://www.woodstock-anniversary.com/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/Woodstock02_450x360.jpg

20,000 to 45,000! On a Saturday! Two months ago!

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 09:47 PM
^^^^^^^ Oh I see we're playing this game now!!

THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT? :rolleyes:

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 09:49 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/amstanbury/LtBushAWallMemo/LtBushAWallMemo.jpg

LosAngelesSooner
11/11/2009, 09:54 PM
*sigh*

So disappointing.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 09:57 PM
*sigh*

So disappointing.


Yes, that's all he's got. People really get mad when their favorite news channel gets caught with their pants down around their ankles. Video evidence no less. Hilarious.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 09:57 PM
^^^^^^ Is that this best you got?!?!????!!!


:rolleyes:
^^^^^ this right here.



That was pure gold.
^^^^^ THIS^^^^^ Totally.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 09:59 PM
Yeah, no **** Sherlock. There's a mensa meeting somwhere. Maybe you two could put your brains together and argue your way in.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 10:01 PM
Yeah, no **** Sherlock. There's a mensa meeting somwhere. Maybe you two could put your brains together and argue your way in.

Glenn Beck dosen't cry this much.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 10:08 PM
What I find funny is this subject has been hashed about a thousand times over on this board. It's like you two monkeys discovered lotion in your hand makes it feel better. Yeah, we know already. ****, give me a show and I'll make any network news look twice as stupid as Fox by conveniently ignoring the same ****ty mistakes. When will you two intellectual super giants learn? Dumb question.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 10:09 PM
Glenn Beck dosen't cry this much.

Really? I wouldn't ****ing know because I don't watch his show.

*****.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 10:13 PM
Really? I wouldn't ****ing know because I don't watch his show.

*****.

You sure are getting upset over a station you don't watch.

Turd_Ferguson
11/11/2009, 10:29 PM
Hey everbody!!!!! It's the KC//TOOL show!!!:D

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 10:36 PM
You sure are getting upset over a station you don't watch.

I'm not the one who's getting upset...

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 10:40 PM
Hey everbody!!!!! It's the KC//TOOL show!!!:D

And with that, Turd Ferguson does his best Corky from Life Goes On impersonation.

I'm gonna go ahead and call the "Book of Firsts" people now.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 10:41 PM
I'm not the one who's getting upset...


Yeah, cause its clearly me using all the **** and ***** and *****.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 10:47 PM
Yeah, cause its clearly me using all the **** and ***** and *****.

Yeah and I'm changing my avatar and rambling nonsense and using lotion on my dick and telling everyone that it feels good. Wow, you're retarded.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 10:51 PM
Yeah and I'm changing my avatar and rambling nonsense and using lotion on my dick and telling everyone that it feels good. Wow, you're retarded.

Meltdown much?

Calm down, Yeti. Don't get all excited, you'll just start confusing yourself. Go grab some crayons and go to your happy place.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 10:56 PM
Stupid much?

Get smart, Advark. Don't get all retarded, you'll just start hurting yourself. Go grab your lotion and go to your happy place.

picasso
11/11/2009, 10:57 PM
Heh, classsic.

People really think FNC is a real news channel. :D

I think it is. I can also watch all of the other networks version of any story and draw my own conclusion.

Wow, some folks sure are ****ting their pants over the fact that there's a new bias in town.

It's only taken 40 years.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 11:00 PM
Stupid much?

Get smart, Advark. Don't get all retarded, you'll just start hurting yourself. Go grab your lotion and go to your happy place.

Anyone know what an Advark is? I told you that you would start confusing yourself, Yeti.

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 11:12 PM
Anyone know what an Advark is? I told you that you would start confusing yourself, Yeti.

You still trying to figure out who the is?


Some people think 10,000 is close to 20 to 45,000 too. The also think trees go from leafless to full green in one day.


punking your fat dumb *** is to easy, too easy.

Stupid has spoken.

sooner ngintunr
11/11/2009, 11:14 PM
holy crap this thread brought out the dooshbaggery @ SF. LMFAO.

It is still better than the bench Landry threads though.


to some it allup; if you trust ANY media= you don't think for yourself= your opinion is not educated.


News hour with Jim Lehrer is the only show, that when I watch, I feel like I'm actually watching news.

Hannity got str8 punked. I'm not a lefty, but hes a big ol doosh.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 11:14 PM
You still trying to figure out who the is?

See, Yeti? You can't even form complete sentences without getting flustered.

I'm pretty sure I'd be more shocked if I found out I'm out of Pop Tarts. *opens cupboard* OH GOD JESUS NO!

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 11:15 PM
Yeah, cause its clearly me using all the **** and ***** and *****.


punking your fat dumb *** is to easy, too easy.

Wait. Are you getting upset now?

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 11:19 PM
Wait. Are you getting upset now?

Me? Nah, I'm laughing too hard to be upset over the innertubes.

KC//CRIMSON
11/11/2009, 11:24 PM
Wait. Are you getting upset now?

Wait. Are you, Yeti?

11/11/2009 10:19 PM KABOOKIE Hahaha! Your stupid *** was owned tonight. Wait, duh was that two easy ......

Poor Yeti, meltdowns are tough. Hey, look on the bright side, in the morning you can go catch fish with your mouth!

KABOOKIE
11/11/2009, 11:46 PM
Wait. Are you, Yeti?

11/11/2009 10:19 PM KABOOKIE Hahaha! Your stupid *** was owned tonight. Wait, duh was that two easy ......

Poor Yeti, meltdowns are tough. Hey, look on the bright side, in the morning you can go catch fish with your mouth!

Wait, was I the one saying **** and *** means you're getting upset? You're right! This is so confusing.

Stupid has spoken.

Chuck Bao
11/11/2009, 11:47 PM
I guess it's okay for people to like dumbed-down opinions and pretend that it is news. However, a bit of me dies inside when I think about the death of quality journalism in the US.

Curly Bill
11/11/2009, 11:50 PM
I guess it's okay for people to like dumbed-down opinions and pretend that it is news. However, a bit of me dies inside when I think about the death of quality journalism in the US.

That funeral was held long ago. Even before Fox and MSNBC came along.

Chuck Bao
11/12/2009, 12:01 AM
That funeral was held long ago. Even before Fox and MSNBC came along.

Maybe so. But, it has steadily deteriorated since then. What has happened to the US? America used to be the beacon of hope and freedom to the rest of the world, freedoms protected by the Fourth Estate. Now, there is no beacon, just media personalities spouting off opinions to please their viewers.

It is no longer news, but who speaks the loudest and longest.

SanJoaquinSooner
11/12/2009, 12:07 AM
Any day now I expect to find out that Shepard Smith used to be Sheila Smith.

Absolutely not true. Shepard Smith has always been a dıck.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 12:10 AM
Absolutely not true. Shepard Smith has always been a dıck.

Better stock up on positive spek, you just made Yeti's head explode.

tommieharris91
11/12/2009, 02:08 AM
Absolutely not true. Shepard Smith has always been a dıck.

Dude's also pretty liberal.

LosAngelesSooner
11/12/2009, 03:10 AM
Yeah, no **** Sherlock. There's a mensa meeting somwhere. Maybe you two could put your brains together and argue your way in.:rolleyes:

Mensa. I've been in Mensa since High School, Captain Comeback.

LosAngelesSooner
11/12/2009, 03:36 AM
Wow. Just caught up on this thread...probably right in time for it to be moved to Smack Central where it can be merged with the other, ongoing war between Kabookie and KC that's over there. :D

MrJimBeam
11/12/2009, 07:09 AM
This thread has 426 views, which is twice as many views as John Stewarts show gets.

Good job.

KABOOKIE
11/12/2009, 08:01 AM
Better stock up on positive spek, you just made Yeti's head explode.

I had to google Shepard Smith. Seriously. You watch too much Fox News.

KABOOKIE
11/12/2009, 08:02 AM
:rolleyes:

Mensa. I've been in Mensa since High School, Captain Comeback.

Oh yeeeeah!!??! Well, I've been in Mensa since Jr. High. As KC would say, "to easy." :rolleyes:

Harry Beanbag
11/12/2009, 08:06 AM
I think road scholars are automatic lifetime members of Mensa.

swardboy
11/12/2009, 08:15 AM
Lou Dobbs just left CNN.....all 12 of their viewers will now switch over to Fox.

My Opinion Matters
11/12/2009, 09:44 AM
Lots of good stuff in this thread.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 12:40 PM
I think road scholars are automatic lifetime members of Mensa.

Our Valedictorian, ladies and gentlemen.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2539/4085786327_4dee310c9c_m.jpg

Be careful, folks, this Neanderthal can bend spoons with his mind.

Harry Beanbag
11/12/2009, 01:00 PM
To borrow a line from my buddy LAS... ^^^STAH-KER ^^^

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 01:04 PM
To borrow a line from my buddy LAS... ^^^STAH-KER ^^^

Did you not post it on line for all to see? I would think a Valedictorian would be smarter than that?

Poor, Homer.

Harry Beanbag
11/12/2009, 01:08 PM
I'm not ashamed of myself. Apparently you are. Whatever, stalker.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 01:10 PM
I'm not ashamed of myself. Apparently you are. Whatever, stalker.

A face only a mother could love. I see a future in radio!

Collier11
11/12/2009, 01:12 PM
you guys

Harry Beanbag
11/12/2009, 01:12 PM
Jeez, what is wrong with you?

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 01:14 PM
You guys!

Ardmore_Sooner
11/12/2009, 02:58 PM
I'm almost positive you guys drive Harleys.

Collier11
11/12/2009, 03:10 PM
I'm almost positive you guys drive Vespas.

:D

LosAngelesSooner
11/12/2009, 03:45 PM
This thread has 426 views, which is twice as many views as John Stewarts show gets.

Good job.Keep tellin' yourself that, Punchy. ;)


Oh yeeeeah!!??! Well, I've been in Mensa since Jr. High. As KC would say, "to easy." :rolleyes:Of COURSE you have.

And we can tell from the quality of your posts. Impeccable spelling, perfect grammar, thought provoking concepts.

I'm POSITIVE that YOU are mensa. :D

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:12 PM
A face only a mother could love. I see a future in radio!

KoCk//ROACH has a future as a hide-behind-the-keyboard-thinkin'-he's-all-that-all-the-while-being-a-ginormic-dooshbag...

Oh wait.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:13 PM
I'm POSITIVE that YOU are menstruating. :D

More true words have never been spoken, ladies and gentlemen.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:13 PM
KoCk//ROACH has a future as a hide-behind-the-keyboard-thinkin'-he's-all-that-all-the-while-being-a-ginormic-dooshbag...

Oh wait.

Slow day slinging t-shirts, Jabba?

Collier11
11/12/2009, 04:14 PM
I see a circle jerk in the near future, Harry and LAS and KC and SB68 sittin in a circle, fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:15 PM
C'mon pudgy. You sure think you're big stuff being able to link to our pics--all the while being too KhiCken//SHAT to post that ugly, man crack lovin' mug 'o yours.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:16 PM
C'mon pudgy. You sure think you're big stuff being able to link to our pics--all the while being too KhiCken//SHAT to post that ugly, man crack lovin' mug 'o yours.

Awww, 'ole sausage fingers is getting upset. I bet you cry gravy.

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:18 PM
Slow day slinging t-shirts, Jabba?

My shop does just fine. My boss knows what I'm doing, does yours, Mr. Hourly Employee?

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:19 PM
Awww, 'ole sausage fingers is getting upset. I bet you cry gravy.

Better gravy than doosh water.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:20 PM
My shop does just fine. My boss knows what I'm doing, does yours, Mr. Hourly Employee?

I don't have a boss, Jabba. Now get back to working with your digits, you walking cardiac.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:24 PM
*edit*

Nevermind, that one would have sent him over the edge and into full Jabba Meltdown 3.

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:29 PM
whatever. You're like a broken record.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/search.php?searchid=631795

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:31 PM
whatever. You're like a broken record.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/search.php?searchid=631795

And you're one donut away from a really bad day.

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:39 PM
Dude, if you think the fat jokes hurt, they don't. If you don't think the fat jokes make you look like a dildo, they do. You've really got problems--I mean the kind of problems you need medicine for. Honestly, get some help. All this hate couldn't be good for you.

Get professional help.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:48 PM
Dude, if you think the fat jokes hurt, they don't. If you don't think the fat jokes make you look like a dildo, they do. You've really got problems--I mean the kind of problems you need medicine for. Honestly, get some help. All this hate couldn't be good for you.

Get professional help.

According to all your negs they hurt, Slim Fast.

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:51 PM
I just neg you because you're a dick, not because of the insults.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:52 PM
I just neg you because you're a dick, not because of the insults.

Whatever you say, Slim Fast.

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:53 PM
That's twice. Way to mix it up!

Ardmore_Sooner
11/12/2009, 04:55 PM
I'm 100% sure you guys are Harley riders.

Collier11
11/12/2009, 04:59 PM
I'm 100% sure you guys are Vespa riders.

:D

SoonerBorn68
11/12/2009, 04:59 PM
I'm 100% sure you guys are Harley riders.

I hate f'ing motorcycles, HD's or otherwise. I also hate NASCAR. However, I'm 100% sure you're a butter-inner! :D

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 04:59 PM
That's twice. Way to mix it up!

I'm pretty sure you could legally change your middle name to doosh.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 05:03 PM
I'm 100% sure you guys are Harley riders.

Dude, they haven't invented a two wheeled chassis that could hold butterpants yet.

KABOOKIE
11/12/2009, 05:13 PM
Keep tellin' yourself that, Punchy. ;)

Of COURSE you have.

And we can tell from the quality of your posts. Impeccable spelling, perfect grammar, thought provoking concepts.

I'm POSITIVE that YOU are mensa. :D

Oh you're definitely provoking and that post has your grammar skills on par with Jenni Carlson. Totally, on par, same level.

KABOOKIE
11/12/2009, 05:16 PM
Dude, they haven't invented a two wheeled chassis that could hold butterpants yet.

This is funny coming from a retard who rides a tricycle to work.

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 05:20 PM
Maybe there's a market out there for triple chin, obese, Yeti porn. You never know!

Collier11
11/12/2009, 05:25 PM
LAS would buy it

KC//CRIMSON
11/12/2009, 05:27 PM
LAS would buy it

LAS would write, direct, and sell it like a mofo.

LosAngelesSooner
11/12/2009, 10:47 PM
^^^ Both of these.

I have no shame. :D

LosAngelesSooner
11/12/2009, 10:51 PM
Oh you're definitely provoking and that post has your grammar skills on par with Jenni Carlson. Totally, on par, same level.
Right.

Now use complete sentences and you might be allowed to try and criticize someone else.

As for this thread, all I have to say is, "Called it!" :D

soonerhubs
11/15/2009, 10:28 AM
Just so everyone knows, I transcend every damn one of you, and if you have any doubts, just ask, and I'll send a reminder. :D

SoonerProphet
11/20/2009, 10:01 AM
I realize this has been hashed out ad nauseum...but this is to funny.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts988

Collier11
11/20/2009, 10:05 AM
so now we are all conspiracy theorists

boomersooner28
11/24/2009, 03:57 AM
:pop: