SunnySooner
11/11/2009, 12:57 PM
Beauty of these is that they work for OSUcks as well!!!:D
The recent budgetary cuts are taking their toll at A&M. Just last week they announced the discontinuance of all driver's ed and sex education classes.
The mule died, and there was just no money with which to replace her.
Why don't Aggies eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency?
Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.
Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M.
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Why does the Aggie Corps wear uniforms made out of polyester?
There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you -- they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side -- they're Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?"
"Hell no!" the man responds. "I don't want to have to explain it five times!"
The recent budgetary cuts are taking their toll at A&M. Just last week they announced the discontinuance of all driver's ed and sex education classes.
The mule died, and there was just no money with which to replace her.
Why don't Aggies eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Why don't Aggies use 911 in an emergency?
Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.
Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M.
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Why does the Aggie Corps wear uniforms made out of polyester?
There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you -- they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side -- they're Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?"
"Hell no!" the man responds. "I don't want to have to explain it five times!"