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setem
11/10/2009, 09:47 AM
It is a real POS as of late. I tell it to go outside and it runs and hides. Today the other 2 went out but he went and hid, so I shut the door. BAM I smash my thumb in the sliding glass door! I it hurts like a ****er right now and I don't know if the nail is going to fall off. The skin is torn on one side. THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH GOT A VFW MAGAZINE TO THE *** WHEN I CAUGHT HIM! I am sure the pain he felt is no where near what my poor thumb feels like.

I hate dogs!
soonerinkaty
11/10/2009, 10:01 AM
So did you murder it yet?
A bullet right behind the ear will do the trick.
setem
11/10/2009, 10:02 AM
Im thinking anti-freeze in his food!
soonerinkaty
11/10/2009, 10:04 AM
Well thats just brutal. Cut your thumb off and move on.
Collier11
11/10/2009, 10:07 AM
The dog outsmarted you, you are too uncoordinated to removed your thumb before closing the door, why blame the dog? :D
setem
11/10/2009, 10:12 AM
I was not outsmarted at all! He is spoiled and does not think he has to go outside with the other 2 dogs. He used to go out as soon as someone said something but now he thinks he does not have to go.

It is not even my dog! It's my sister's dog. He is going to die and it will be soon!
Collier11
11/10/2009, 10:13 AM
ur just upset cus you ran out of peanut butter
setem
11/10/2009, 10:14 AM
ur just upset cus you ran out of peanut butter

You got me on that one!
JohnnyMack
11/10/2009, 11:00 AM
How is the fact that you're a dumbass the dog's fault again?
setem
11/10/2009, 11:43 AM
How is the fact that you're a dumbass the dog's fault again?


I don't know. What is your excuse for being a faggot?
StoopTroup
11/10/2009, 11:49 AM
Well thats just brutal. Cut your thumb off and move on.

The dog is Yakusa? Wow!
JohnnyMack
11/10/2009, 11:56 AM
I don't know. What is your excuse for being a faggot?

Well played.
setem
11/10/2009, 12:00 PM
Well played.

:D
tator
11/10/2009, 01:36 PM
You could not smash your finger in the door. THat wouldn't solve your problem of having a POS dog, but it would keep your thumb from hurting. Just a suggestion.
StoopTroup
11/10/2009, 02:19 PM
Well played.

Wow. You came out of the closet on SoonerFans.

Well Played.
soonerinkaty
11/10/2009, 02:21 PM
Shoot that worthless mutt and get a Dogo Argentino or a Shiloh Shepherd. That would be teh awesome.
TheUnnamedSooner
11/10/2009, 02:24 PM
If you figure a way to kill the dog where no one knows it's you, let me know.
OUHOMER
11/10/2009, 07:18 PM
there used to be thread around here " Setem--What do you think of me now!".
Well, I guess your dog answered that question for us.
okiewaker
11/10/2009, 07:33 PM
Will you be out for the rest of the season too? Dang everyone is getting injured.
OUHOMER
11/11/2009, 06:15 AM
You know i promised myself i would never post in one of these treads. It bothered me all night.
olevetonahill
11/11/2009, 10:00 AM
If you would quit beating the shat out of it with Magazines.
It would prolly quit runnin and Hidin from ya :eek:
setem
11/11/2009, 10:40 AM
If you would quit beating the shat out of it with Magazines.
It would prolly quit runnin and Hidin from ya :eek:

This would be the 1st time I have beat the dog!
Collier11
11/11/2009, 10:44 AM
the other times he just rammed it :eek:
setem
11/11/2009, 10:47 AM
the other times he just rammed it :eek:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/1/c/c1c4bb67a25f0d031d8f2946a10a72ce.jpg
soonerbrat
11/11/2009, 02:30 PM
he probably ran away because you beat him for no reason. in his mind anyway. you gotta punish them right when it happens or they have no idea why they are being punished. he thought you beat him for no reason at all. poor doggy. I'm gonna punch you in the face next time I see you.
badger
11/11/2009, 02:52 PM
Admittedly, I am on my first round of bratty puppies right now, but what I've heard over and over is how short doggie's memories are. As such, beating him with a mag long after the fact (or the favorite example, forcing a dog to look at his 'accident' on the rug hours after he did it) does not do any good.

From my limited experience, rewarding the dog that does the right thing and ignoring the misbehaving dog usually works.
soonerbrat
11/15/2009, 05:58 PM
oh yeah, it WAS you I was gonna punch in the face...dammit...i KNEW there was some reason. I missed my chance :mad:
Fraggle145
11/15/2009, 06:04 PM
If a dog ****s on my floor its getting **** up its nose.
setem
11/15/2009, 06:57 PM
he probably ran away because you beat him for no reason. in his mind anyway. you gotta punish them right when it happens or they have no idea why they are being punished. he thought you beat him for no reason at all. poor doggy. I'm gonna punch you in the face next time I see you.

He did get beat once he was in trouble. He did it again today and got swatted again.


My dog(not my sisters dog) died today. His name was Bill Brasky and he was indeed a son of a bitch! He was 63 in dog years and his daddy died a couple of weeks ago. I could tell he was sad because he was not as chipper as he normally is. He got ill and I guess didn't want to fight it. We took him to vet and they gave him some meds but he passed away earlier today. He was the only dog I ever claimed as my own and all of my buddies from high school loved him. They made signs for our football games that said Bill Brasky for President. He was my moms favorite dog and now he is with his daddy and my mom up in heaven. I never liked him coming to my baseball games because he would bark and fight with other dogs but my mom loved the attention he brought because he was so darn cute. My mom is gonna have her puppies by her side watching me every game from now on.

RIP Billy boy!
proud gonzo
11/16/2009, 02:36 AM
he probably ran away because you beat him for no reason. in his mind anyway. you gotta punish them right when it happens or they have no idea why they are being punished. he thought you beat him for no reason at all. poor doggy. I'm gonna punch you in the face next time I see you.
this. :mad:
MamaMia
11/16/2009, 04:27 AM
he probably ran away because you beat him for no reason. in his mind anyway. you gotta punish them right when it happens or they have no idea why they are being punished. he thought you beat him for no reason at all. poor doggy. I'm gonna punch you in the face next time I see you. I agree.

There are no bad dogs, just bad care takers.
olevetonahill
11/16/2009, 09:21 AM
My wienie Shat in my floor last night

It was raining and she didnt want to get wet so instead of going out the doggy door she just dumped in the floor then came back to bed

At least she dint dump in the bed beside me

Im gonna KILL her :rolleyes:
soonerbrat
11/16/2009, 01:59 PM
See, if i had just done it, you wouldn't have known why, just like your dog doesn't know.

and as far as sticking a dog's nose in poo...no better way to make them want to eat it later.