Morton's Fork

[NorCaligator]

If its UF and * in the BCS championship, who do you pull for?

Or do you just watch something else and pray for an earthquake?

:pop:

[FaninAma]

Florida won't be there. They won't get by Bama in the SEC title game.

[Mjcpr]

We already had this nightmare once this decade, UT vs USC.

[GottaHavePride]

Honest Answer? Texas.

Colt McCoy actually seems like a good kid, and he's a friend of Sam Bradford.

I'm really tired of the Tebow love, and I'd prefer not to see him anointed the greatest college football player in the history of the universe itself. Especially since he couldn't carry Lee Roy Selmon's jock.

[Sasakwa]

I wouldn't mind seeing the SEC lose every bowl game they are in.

[mehip]

If it is those two teams then I really don't care who'd win; I don't have a dog in that fight. But, I would hope for an entertaining game.

[BoulderSooner79]

I just hope my beer holds out.

For me, it becomes like any other game that doesn't involve my team. I'll choose a protagonist as the game goes on. If a player having a huge game, I'll pull for that team. If a player is being a thug and gouging eyes, I'll pull for the other team. If one team gets screwed by the ref, I might pull for them for a while. Then I'll drink more beer.

[NorCaligator]

Florida won't be there. They won't get by Bama in the SEC title game.

That's my worst match-up - Bammers v. *. Can't stand either of those teams.

If that happens, I'll take BoulderSooner's approach to the game.

[yermom]

Honest Answer? Texas.

Colt McCoy actually seems like a good kid, and he's a friend of Sam Bradford.

I'm really tired of the Tebow love, and I'd prefer not to see him anointed the greatest college football player in the history of the universe itself. Especially since he couldn't carry Lee Roy Selmon's jock.

add a little more hate for Florida and a little less love for Colt and that's about where i am


a year or two from now, it's Florida, easy

[olevetonahill]

Its gonna be Bammer and TCU so what do you care ?:P

[NorCaligator]

Its gonna be Bammer and TCU so what do you care ?:P

Bammer v. TCU? Now we know what happened to the OVJ!:D

[sooner ngintunr]

No one is a given except the SEC champ.

I still think * drops one this year before the final BCS Standings come out.

[SunnySooner]

Still have to pull for the SEC team, hopefully it's Bama. We don't compete for recruits with them like we do with *. Plus, I never want * to win anything. Ever.

[rainiersooner]

Florida. I can always turn ESPN off; I won't be able to drown out the tidal wave of gloating from UT fans the world over.

[47straight]

Florida. No question.

[TexasLidig8r]

Congratulations on not only knowing about the existence of "Morton's Fork," but being able to differentiate it from "Hobson's Choice."

The enlightenment of the hillbillies continues! :D

[NorCaligator]

Congratulations on not only knowing about the existence of "Morton's Fork," but being able to differentiate it from "Hobson's Choice."

The enlightenment of the hillbillies continues! :D

Impressed with yourself, ain't ya?

[olevetonahill]

Impressed with yourself, ain't ya?

Giving that windbag a lil shat deserves Ya go back green :D

[Sooner47]

Hey, if it's Bammer, they'd be going for what, their 878th national championship?

[A Sooner in Texas]

Giving that windbag a lil shat deserves Ya go back green :D

He got some from me, too. And if UF and * do meet up in the BCS, hopefully they'll be some more gators layin' a whole lotta smack on whorns...on and off the field, of course.

[SoonerShark]

I'm pulling for TCU. Of course, it might bite us in the behind sometime down road.

[Dio]

Let's nuke this bastard: TCU v. Cincy for the MNC.

As to the OP: * could play a team made up of Hitler, Osama, and Stalin and I'll still want * to lose

[Leroy Lizard]

Congratulations on not only knowing about the existence of "Morton's Fork," but being able to differentiate it from "Hobson's Choice."

Your tho thmart.

[oksoonerdave]

The whorns usually do themselves in at some point or the system will get em. I'm with Olevet TCU and Bammer.

[BlownGP]

Florida won't be there. They won't get by Bama in the SEC title game.

ehh, I doubt that.. Bama wont be able to get enough points on the bored.

I would want the orange crap to wint.. Im sick of the SEC winning.

[Leroy Lizard]

I can deal with SEC smack. You cannot imagine the misery that will unfold if UT beats Florida for the title. "See, that's how it's done." And it won't be just from UT fans.

Nothing can be worse. Nothing.

[KantoSooner]

UF v. Tex? Texas
Ala v. Tex? Bama

Once Tebow is gone, or dead, or, preferably buried and his body never found in a Philippine mudslide, then I'd probably change my first pick. Not sure, but maybe.

[sooneron]

That's my worst match-up - Bammers v. *. Can't stand either of those teams.

If that happens, I'll take BoulderSooner's approach to the game.

Nouveau riche always hates old money.

[Jello Biafra]

Impressed with yourself, ain't ya?

thats his attempt to get attention

"hrrrmph.......look look at me im smart too..."

Look what i can do

[Oldnslo]

* v. SC was the worst. I was rooting for Meteorite.

I may just root for Meteorite, again.

[BillyBall]

We already had this nightmare once this decade, UT vs USC.

This, and the appropriate answer to this question is the San Andreas Fault.

[goingoneight]

I wanted the smug cheaters to lose in the 2005 game. Not so much when I think about Mack Brown having two MNCs to Bob's 1.

Texas is gonna win it all. They're just as good as either of those SEC teams. Combine that with Muschamp's dominance over the Teboners and no Percy Harvin to bail them out... it looks like another whorn MNC. :mad:

[NorCaligator]

Nouveau riche always hates old money.

I hate * because of my Sooner roots; Bama because . . . they're Bama.

[Jello Biafra]

I hate * because of my Sooner roots; Bama because . . . they're Bama.

ok so you have sooner roots and you are claiming either northern california or north carolina as well as the florida gators...

[NorCaligator]

ok so you have sooner roots and you are claiming either northern california or north carolina as well as the florida gators...

For what its worth, born in OKC, Dad an OU grad, grew up cheering for Sooners, attended UF, moved to Northern California. Still have family in OKC and still cheer for OU.

[Jello Biafra]

For what its worth, born in OKC, Dad an OU grad, grew up cheering for Sooners, attended UF, moved to Northern California. Still have family in OKC and still cheer for OU.

wow. didnt see that coming.