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Husker Penguin
11/4/2009, 01:26 PM
At Nebraska, we are on our way up while you cheaters are on the decline.


Say hello to the basement when you get there. We ain't going back any time soon! :D


I've watched a few games that you've played. "SUCK" is too nice of a word to describe your team.

JLEW1818
11/4/2009, 01:29 PM
Iowa State ... lol

Jmorales22
11/4/2009, 01:30 PM
you're an embarrassment to other nebraska fans

ADs_Agent
11/4/2009, 01:30 PM
aww isn't he cute. Look everyone they let him out of the basement onto the computer.

allentxsooner
11/4/2009, 01:31 PM
HP is that all you got! Didnt you guys lose to Iowa State after like 10 turnovers!

The Maudfather
11/4/2009, 01:33 PM
OP is a d0ucher and in no way reflects how we true Nebraska fans feel about OU.

Obvious troll is obvious.

The Maudfather
11/4/2009, 01:34 PM
HP is that all you got! Didnt you guys lose to Iowa State after like 10 turnovers!

8 turnovers ;)

badger
11/4/2009, 01:37 PM
I am going to register every single penguin name I can so that the fun ends. ;)

Fraggle145
11/4/2009, 01:39 PM
way to take a dump on a great thread Baj :mad:


:D

badger
11/4/2009, 01:41 PM
way to take a dump on a great thread Baj :mad:


:D

I'm not actually gonna do it - hence the winkie.

But I just threw that idea out there, so don't blame me if the next penguin suddenly sounds like a saint who loves the Sooners more than his/her own team.

:D

TUSooner
11/4/2009, 01:46 PM
You're a disgrace to flightless fish-eating birds everywhere.

Husker Penguin
11/4/2009, 01:54 PM
It's 12:55pm on November 4th, and Sam Bradford just got sacked....again.

ADs_Agent
11/4/2009, 01:56 PM
It's 12:55pm on November 4th, and Sam Bradford just got sacked....again.

I want to take you home and just snuggle you lil penguin, just precious.

misplacedsooner
11/4/2009, 02:00 PM
oh my god..its the attack of the penguins....again, help us all. i dont mind a little jousting with real fans but you maam are a moron.

boomermagic
11/4/2009, 02:01 PM
At Nebraska, we are on our way up while you cheaters are on the decline.


Say hello to the basement when you get there. We ain't going back any time soon! :D


I've watched a few games that you've played. "SUCK" is too nice of a word to describe your team.
We'll se ya on here after the game.. OH Wait !:D

OUmillenium
11/4/2009, 02:03 PM
I want to take you home and just strangle and club relentlously like a baby seal you lil penguin, just precious.

fixed

5 points from undefeated and ranked #3 or higher. If we had last years Heisman winner, we would be favored by 20+ at shuckers house.

soonersam
11/4/2009, 02:06 PM
It's 12:55pm on November 4th, and Sam Bradford just got sacked....again.

Do your Parents know you're on the computer???

BigRedTradition
11/4/2009, 02:08 PM
At Nebraska, we are on our way up while you cheaters are on the decline.


Say hello to the basement when you get there. We ain't going back any time soon! :D


I've watched a few games that you've played. "SUCK" is too nice of a word to describe your team.


Hey, Billy C. You are not the coach of the Nebraska football team anymore.

Please troll elsewhere...

(he is no Husker fan, folks)

BOOMERBRADLEY
11/4/2009, 02:37 PM
Iowa State...clap..clap... Clap clap clap

BOOMERBRADLEY
11/4/2009, 02:41 PM
It's 12:55pm on November 4th, and Sam Bradford just got sacked....again.

You had your mommy call the school today because of your upset tummy, right?

The Maudfather
11/4/2009, 03:06 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/2a7x0lt.jpg

westbrooke
11/4/2009, 03:07 PM
My new theory is that Mr. Penguin is actually one of our mods or long-time posters trying to light a fire under our collective asses. He's too cute and cuddly to be real.

pac10SUX
11/4/2009, 03:21 PM
Link to the best college football team in Nebraska :D

http://www.csc.edu/athletics/football/

Soonerman08
11/4/2009, 03:53 PM
Wasn't there another Penguin poster from Baylor or somewhere else that started this smack talk in the same way?

NormanPride
11/4/2009, 04:23 PM
There are a lot of penguins in the world. Chances are there is a fan of every team out there somewhere.

Husker Penguin
11/4/2009, 06:30 PM
I saw on TV that you Sooners stole your Boomer Schooner fight song from Yale!


You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?

sooner ngintunr
11/4/2009, 06:37 PM
All of Nebraska's hawt chicks? oh wait... it's Nebraska. Corn-fed has no gender boundaries up there. It really isn't helping the FB teams up there either. LOL.

okiecitysooner
11/4/2009, 06:37 PM
You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?



Your sanity???????

Fraggle145
11/4/2009, 06:37 PM
I saw on TV that you Sooners stole your Boomer Schooner fight song from Yale!


You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?

Only half of it. We stole the other half from North Carolina.

okiecitysooner
11/4/2009, 06:40 PM
aww isn't he cute. Look everyone they let him out of the basement onto the computer.

More likely the closet!

badger
11/4/2009, 06:41 PM
More likely the closet!

More like silverware drawer. The one with all the knives. Penguins don't need much storage room.

soonersam
11/4/2009, 06:44 PM
I saw on TV that you Sooners stole your Boomer Schooner fight song from Yale!


You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?

I stole something from your sister she can never get back!!!

Statalyzer
11/4/2009, 06:44 PM
Oklahoma 24
Nebraska 7

budbarrybob
11/5/2009, 09:22 AM
I stole something from your sister she can never get back!!!

pfffft BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D

The Maudfather
11/5/2009, 09:36 AM
I saw on TV that you Sooners stole your Boomer Schooner fight song from Yale!


You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?

I'm a closet panty snatcher...there, I said it.

beer4me
11/5/2009, 09:41 AM
I love Penguin's they is funny :D

Boomer.....
11/5/2009, 10:13 AM
http://www.clarkindex.com/siteimages/callahan2.gif

The Maudfather
11/5/2009, 10:20 AM
http://www.clarkindex.com/siteimages/callahan2.gif

Bill Callahan smiley? :eek:

SoonerPr8r
11/5/2009, 11:02 AM
I dub this the best penguin thread this season

Husker Penguin
11/6/2009, 12:14 PM
You hillbillies are so delusional. The rest of the Big 12 sees OU on the same level as Baylor and A&M.


Iowa State is the real deal. You paperclips are pretenders.

MamaMia
11/6/2009, 12:29 PM
I saw on TV that you Sooners stole your Boomer Schooner fight song from Yale!


You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?
Hearts

Mississippi Sooner
11/6/2009, 01:22 PM
Boomer Schooner?

soonerboy
11/6/2009, 02:06 PM
I saw on TV that you Sooners stole your Boomer Schooner fight song from Yale!


You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?

Actually the University of Oklahoma has been known as "Big Red" longer than Nebraska. There's your history lesson for the day.

zeptrey
11/6/2009, 02:17 PM
I'm thinking it's a Poke in a Big Red Penguin disguise. Most Nebraska fans you meet know their place in Big 8/Big 12 History...2nd place at best.

AlbqSooner
11/6/2009, 07:53 PM
You had your mommy call the school today because of your upset tummy, right?

Nahh, bad fish doesn't bother penguins. He is still trying to get the taste of Iowa State outta his mouth.

HuskerPower
11/7/2009, 09:37 AM
Not cool penguin.

unbiasedtruth
11/7/2009, 09:49 AM
dangit. wish I was in Nebraska like last year. Bar I was at kept giving me free beer to keep me quiet. The owner figured as long as I was drinking I wouldnt be cheering the Sooners on. Oh well, be there Monday to help a very good friend and Husker fan with his corn harvest. Will hunt a few quail and pheasants and next Saturday it will be time to shoot a nice Nebraska grain fed whitetail.....

they are good folks the ones I know.....

SWFloridaSooner
11/7/2009, 12:59 PM
I'm embarrassed already.... to have read this thread. :)

proud gonzo
11/7/2009, 01:22 PM
:les: **** YOU, HUSKER PENGUIN! GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM, YOU BUG-FISH-EATING FLIGHTLESS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FAN! :mad: :mad:

Husker Penguin
11/7/2009, 01:50 PM
:les: **** YOU, HUSKER PENGUIN! GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM, YOU BUG-FISH-EATING FLIGHTLESS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FAN! :mad: :mad:


Not a chance, little boy! I'm going to stick around and make your miserable little lives even miserabler!


The Blackshirts will devour your helpless gooners!

Clever Trevor
11/7/2009, 03:28 PM
There sure are a lot of 'sker trolls about! :mad:

StoopTroup
11/7/2009, 03:30 PM
We're gonna shove a frozen omaha steak up yer ***.

Flagstaffsooner
11/7/2009, 03:52 PM
We're gonna shove a frozen omaha steak up yer ***. along with all my spam from them.

soonerboy
11/7/2009, 05:21 PM
Not a chance, little boy! I'm going to stick around and make your miserable little lives even miserabler!


The Blackshirts will devour your helpless gooners!

soooo being that im a hillbilly Im not quite sure...but miserabler is not a word

JLEW1818
11/8/2009, 02:32 AM
good call Husker Penguin

i was wrong

Piware
11/8/2009, 02:40 AM
I saw on TV that you Sooners stole your Boomer Schooner fight song from Yale!


You're all thieves!!!! You steal land, you steal fight songs, you steal the term "Big Red". What else do you steal?

Before you get too carried away, present day Nebrasks was stolen from the Pawnee Nation, we were Big Red before you all were and the only thing we have stolen from you over the last 10 years or so is your self respect. Be happy with your little win 'cause you will be back in our house before you know it. Have a nice day!

49r
11/8/2009, 10:50 AM
Heh, "Burbon Silo, NE".

Man, that takes me back...

Ya know if there was a SoonerFans.com wiki, the Penguin section would be one of the more informative ones for teh n00bs.

huskermark07
11/8/2009, 11:02 AM
We're gonna shove a frozen omaha steak up yer ***.

Why use just a steak, shove the whole darn cow up there