View Full Version : Bo Pelini...
StoopTroup
11/1/2009, 10:40 AM
just locked himself in a room of corncobs and won't come OUt.
Flagstaffsooner
11/1/2009, 10:52 AM
Is teabagged by Dr Tom.
Socrefbek
11/1/2009, 11:11 AM
wishes they all could be Omaha girls ...
SunnySooner
11/1/2009, 11:42 AM
likes his corn with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
BoomerJ
11/1/2009, 11:44 AM
May be looking at a let down this Saturday after an incredible win against Baylor.
letsroll
11/1/2009, 12:03 PM
Perfers flour over corn tortilas.
HUSKAZZ
11/1/2009, 12:24 PM
.....is begging Bill Snyder for his gameplan!
SoonerDood
11/1/2009, 12:33 PM
...ruined our secondary in '04.
yermom
11/1/2009, 12:35 PM
believes in nothing!
westcoast_sooner
11/1/2009, 12:46 PM
is still looking for the Black Shirt that Dr. Tom gave him.
westcoast_sooner
11/1/2009, 12:47 PM
is upset that Leach did the "Fat Little Girlfriend" speech before he did.
Soonerman08
11/1/2009, 01:32 PM
doesn't like Brent Venables. He called him a meanie, and in return destroyed our secondary.
meoveryouxinfinity
11/1/2009, 01:35 PM
...wishes he was Beau Pelini.
meoveryouxinfinity
11/1/2009, 01:36 PM
...thinks Texas still has a chance to lose 2 games.
goingoneight
11/1/2009, 11:40 PM
... thought we should have fired Kevin Wilson after 62-21 last year.
JLEW1818
11/1/2009, 11:42 PM
.... never chews gum
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...once worked for a guy who said, "Next Saturday, two teams are going to play. One is maybe the best team in college football and the other one is a darn good football team. We're going to figure out which one is which."
cjones28
11/2/2009, 01:13 AM
Looks ****ing suave in a sweatshirt
CincySooner
11/2/2009, 09:00 AM
... got permission from Dr. Tom to use the name Nurse Bo.
John Kochtoston
11/2/2009, 09:03 AM
… teaches driver's ed.
Hot Rod
11/2/2009, 09:37 AM
...still hasn't found the perfect sweatshirt.
SanJoaquinSooner
11/2/2009, 10:04 AM
Po Huskers
Po Belini
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/2/2009, 10:06 AM
...closely guards the fact that his middle name is Zo.
badger
11/2/2009, 10:07 AM
...did not take blackshirt honors away from his defense. Dr. Tom took blackshirt honors away from him first, and in a temper tantrum, made sure nobody else could wear black if he couldn't.
goingoneight
11/2/2009, 10:17 AM
... kept HillBilly Calahan's offensive staff and made Nebraska a defense-first team. Just... forgot to recruit players for that offense to work.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/2/2009, 10:17 AM
Hopes Venables finds his Defensive handbook while he was at OU and uses it on Saturday...
The Maudfather
11/2/2009, 10:29 AM
...is still out searching for our offense :(
goingoneight
11/2/2009, 10:38 AM
... thinks we're all just a bunch'a F'n Hillbillies.
CaliBornSoonerBred
11/2/2009, 11:02 AM
.....has a "boy named Suh" on his defense.
SoonerMavrick25
11/2/2009, 11:20 AM
....Just looked in the Mirror... still can't believe he is that ugly....
redhawk49
11/2/2009, 11:28 AM
Has the wrong last name-- his real dad is Don Ho.
homerSimpsonsBrain
11/2/2009, 11:57 AM
...is the cause of all the double posts
goingoneight
11/2/2009, 12:03 PM
... opens his ESPN interviews with "this one time... at fall camp..."
cjames317
11/2/2009, 12:58 PM
... locks himself in a room with some husker wrestlers and corncobs ... hilarity ensues.
stoopified
11/2/2009, 04:42 PM
is a cornball coach.
beer4me
11/2/2009, 04:48 PM
Thinks Spikes punishment was to harsh
badger
11/2/2009, 04:54 PM
... wonders how many losses he can get away with and still make it to the Big 12 Championship game.
badger
11/2/2009, 04:57 PM
... knows what the Geico gecko goes through.
"No, I don't have your bread! You want Panini, not Pelini!"
soonermix
11/2/2009, 05:43 PM
hopes nobody finds out about his teenie weinie
goingoneight
11/2/2009, 06:11 PM
... goes to watch "This Is It" at least twice a day.
badger
11/2/2009, 06:28 PM
...wonders why after the big Baylor win, everyone's clock is an hour ahead of his.
Stitch Face
11/2/2009, 06:45 PM
...walks behind the rows.
badger
11/2/2009, 06:49 PM
...will tackle your toddler in the stands just to get a free t-shirt.
goingoneight
11/2/2009, 11:46 PM
... eats pieces of shat for breakfast.
Hot Rod
11/3/2009, 08:09 AM
...heard that Chester Copperpot was a pro and still can't find a record of him playing for the NFL.
soonerborn30
11/3/2009, 09:52 AM
Will call you a c*@#sucker at the drop of a hat. On TV. While spitting.
cjames317
11/3/2009, 01:06 PM
... texts Bob with daily "you know how I know you're gay?" jokes this week to lighten the mood.
cjames317
11/4/2009, 06:48 PM
... just made a bundle on his BNSF stock, so he's kickin back and watchin a little Glee tonight.
Hot Rod
11/5/2009, 08:43 AM
...was full of himself when the "Bo Knows" campaign came out, because he thought it was about him.
budbarrybob
11/5/2009, 09:00 AM
credits his chinese ancestory for his football prowess
KantoSooner
11/5/2009, 10:10 AM
Is 54-5 against Bob.......if you include bocce tournaments.
cjames317
11/5/2009, 12:14 PM
... wears his husker jersey like a cocktail dress*
*courtesy of "Big Bang Theory"
Crucifax Autumn
11/5/2009, 12:18 PM
...Sounds like a choice in Olive Garden's neverending pasta promotion.
goingoneight
11/5/2009, 12:22 PM
... is going to beat OU like a drum... on NCAA 2010 after the Corn loss this weekend. :P
StoopTroup
11/5/2009, 07:58 PM
...tosses a salad better than he tosses a coin.
Bonehead
11/6/2009, 11:47 AM
will be played by Steve Guttenberg in the movie
cjames317
11/6/2009, 02:35 PM
... will fill all the water coolers with "The Tackling Fuel" tomorrow night and get his green notebook back from mean ol' Coach Bob.
SunnySooner
11/6/2009, 02:39 PM
makes an AMAZING Corn Parmigiana.
StoopTroup
11/6/2009, 02:41 PM
...brushes his teeth with an old corn cob that's been hangin in the outhouse.
Hot Rod
11/6/2009, 10:29 PM
...still has his collection of Garage Pail Kids in display in his office.
BoomerJ
11/7/2009, 02:12 AM
...was flat out awesome in Fraggle Rock.
BoomerJ
11/7/2009, 02:17 AM
...Is considered a god by a remote people of South America where they have created a city of CORN.
Partial Qualifier
11/7/2009, 11:44 AM
Bo Pelini is an empty shell of a man whose stubborn bitterness and complete lack of sensibility ruined his life. He can't even tie his own shoes!
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