Bo Pelini...

[StoopTroup]

just locked himself in a room of corncobs and won't come OUt.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is teabagged by Dr Tom.

[Socrefbek]

wishes they all could be Omaha girls ...

[SunnySooner]

likes his corn with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[BoomerJ]

May be looking at a let down this Saturday after an incredible win against Baylor.

[letsroll]

Perfers flour over corn tortilas.

[HUSKAZZ]

.....is begging Bill Snyder for his gameplan!

[SoonerDood]

...ruined our secondary in '04.

[yermom]

believes in nothing!

[westcoast_sooner]

is still looking for the Black Shirt that Dr. Tom gave him.

[westcoast_sooner]

is upset that Leach did the "Fat Little Girlfriend" speech before he did.

[Soonerman08]

doesn't like Brent Venables. He called him a meanie, and in return destroyed our secondary.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...wishes he was Beau Pelini.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...thinks Texas still has a chance to lose 2 games.

[goingoneight]

... thought we should have fired Kevin Wilson after 62-21 last year.

[JLEW1818]

.... never chews gum


ha

[toast]

...once worked for a guy who said, "Next Saturday, two teams are going to play. One is maybe the best team in college football and the other one is a darn good football team. We're going to figure out which one is which."

[cjones28]

Looks ****ing suave in a sweatshirt

[CincySooner]

... got permission from Dr. Tom to use the name Nurse Bo.

[John Kochtoston]

… teaches driver's ed.

[Hot Rod]

...still hasn't found the perfect sweatshirt.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Po Huskers
Po Belini

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

...closely guards the fact that his middle name is Zo.

[badger]

...did not take blackshirt honors away from his defense. Dr. Tom took blackshirt honors away from him first, and in a temper tantrum, made sure nobody else could wear black if he couldn't.

[goingoneight]

... kept HillBilly Calahan's offensive staff and made Nebraska a defense-first team. Just... forgot to recruit players for that offense to work.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Hopes Venables finds his Defensive handbook while he was at OU and uses it on Saturday...

[The Maudfather]

...is still out searching for our offense :(

[goingoneight]

... thinks we're all just a bunch'a F'n Hillbillies.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

.....has a "boy named Suh" on his defense.

[SoonerMavrick25]

....Just looked in the Mirror... still can't believe he is that ugly....

[redhawk49]

Has the wrong last name-- his real dad is Don Ho.

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

...is the cause of all the double posts

[goingoneight]

... opens his ESPN interviews with "this one time... at fall camp..."

[cjames317]

... locks himself in a room with some husker wrestlers and corncobs ... hilarity ensues.

[stoopified]

is a cornball coach.

[beer4me]

Thinks Spikes punishment was to harsh

[badger]

... wonders how many losses he can get away with and still make it to the Big 12 Championship game.

[badger]

... knows what the Geico gecko goes through.

"No, I don't have your bread! You want Panini, not Pelini!"

[soonermix]

hopes nobody finds out about his teenie weinie

[goingoneight]

... goes to watch "This Is It" at least twice a day.

[badger]

...wonders why after the big Baylor win, everyone's clock is an hour ahead of his.

[Stitch Face]

...walks behind the rows.

[badger]

...will tackle your toddler in the stands just to get a free t-shirt.

[goingoneight]

... eats pieces of shat for breakfast.

[Hot Rod]

...heard that Chester Copperpot was a pro and still can't find a record of him playing for the NFL.

[soonerborn30]

Will call you a c*@#sucker at the drop of a hat. On TV. While spitting.

[cjames317]

... texts Bob with daily "you know how I know you're gay?" jokes this week to lighten the mood.

[cjames317]

... just made a bundle on his BNSF stock, so he's kickin back and watchin a little Glee tonight.

[Hot Rod]

...was full of himself when the "Bo Knows" campaign came out, because he thought it was about him.

[budbarrybob]

credits his chinese ancestory for his football prowess

[KantoSooner]

Is 54-5 against Bob.......if you include bocce tournaments.

[cjames317]

... wears his husker jersey like a cocktail dress*

*courtesy of "Big Bang Theory"

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Sounds like a choice in Olive Garden's neverending pasta promotion.

[goingoneight]

... is going to beat OU like a drum... on NCAA 2010 after the Corn loss this weekend. :P

[StoopTroup]

...tosses a salad better than he tosses a coin.

[Bonehead]

will be played by Steve Guttenberg in the movie

[cjames317]

... will fill all the water coolers with "The Tackling Fuel" tomorrow night and get his green notebook back from mean ol' Coach Bob.

[SunnySooner]

makes an AMAZING Corn Parmigiana.

[StoopTroup]

...brushes his teeth with an old corn cob that's been hangin in the outhouse.

[Hot Rod]

...still has his collection of Garage Pail Kids in display in his office.

[BoomerJ]

...was flat out awesome in Fraggle Rock.

[BoomerJ]

...Is considered a god by a remote people of South America where they have created a city of CORN.

[Partial Qualifier]

Bo Pelini is an empty shell of a man whose stubborn bitterness and complete lack of sensibility ruined his life. He can't even tie his own shoes!