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swardboy
10/27/2009, 09:22 AM
....better have a good supply of Depends on hand Saturday night!
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 09:24 AM
Dreams of having his great assistants back as he spoons a body pillow.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 09:25 AM
Thinks Curly Bill is right about Venables.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 09:25 AM
Thinks he can catch swine flu from Mangino.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 09:26 AM
Would be more than happy to have CK at his place for a sleepover.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 09:27 AM
Realized where he is in the schedule and asked his team doctor to prescribe Xanax for him and Oxycontin for his players.
SoonerPr8r
10/27/2009, 09:33 AM
...is old
fadada1
10/27/2009, 09:34 AM
... thinks that he's having deja vu at KSU... without all the wins.
Hot Rod
10/27/2009, 09:36 AM
...can be found Friday nights at the local arcade.
Boomer.....
10/27/2009, 09:37 AM
....hates night games because he misses the Lawrence Welk Show.
btk108
10/27/2009, 09:39 AM
hates night games because he has to stay up past his bedtime.
Boomer.....
10/27/2009, 09:39 AM
....thinks that Louisiana is too tough of an out-of-conference game.
SunnySooner
10/27/2009, 09:57 AM
chisels his plays on stone tablets.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 10:01 AM
Is looking into getting into emo bands and buying some guyliner to remain relevant to the youth.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 10:02 AM
Calls Methusala a young punk.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 10:02 AM
Thinks Obama is a city in Nebraska.
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2009, 10:03 AM
Is hoping to find more time to spend in the leather bars.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/27/2009, 10:04 AM
is a rehashed 90's relic.
Hot Rod
10/27/2009, 10:15 AM
...holds the record for most purple shirts in a closet by a guy.
soonermix
10/27/2009, 10:17 AM
likes night games cuz he can still hit that early bird special at the sizzler
Lipton Tea Bags
10/27/2009, 10:20 AM
....thinks the power towel is awesome.
soonermix
10/27/2009, 10:26 AM
hates night games cuz he is going to miss his matlock reruns on his moving picture machine
cjames317
10/27/2009, 10:32 AM
... yelled "STAY OFF MY LAWN" to all the buffs during Saturday's game.
StoopTroup
10/27/2009, 10:58 AM
would really like to beat that darn whipper snapper Bob Stoops.
SteelClip49
10/27/2009, 11:12 AM
.....wears a Darren Sproles KSU jersey in hopes he will magically appear again and become relevant.
Dio
10/27/2009, 11:28 AM
...lives in Manhattan, KS
SunnySooner
10/27/2009, 11:36 AM
has underwear older than Bob.
badger
10/27/2009, 12:32 PM
... returned to Kansas State because he blew all of his life's savings on Vegas hookers.

(I just returned from there)
redhawk49
10/27/2009, 12:51 PM
is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were in black and white.
Boomer.....
10/27/2009, 01:19 PM
....still uses a slide rule.
Boomer.....
10/27/2009, 01:19 PM
....thinks that Twitter is a sound a bird makes.
Boomer.....
10/27/2009, 01:20 PM
....just got a brand new bag phone.
SoonerDood
10/27/2009, 01:27 PM
...might remember to bring his Punter for this game.
Hot Rod
10/27/2009, 01:40 PM
...just learned that the ref is miked and thought they just got really loud guys to be officials.
JLEW1818
10/27/2009, 01:44 PM
...wears adult diapers
goingoneight
10/27/2009, 01:53 PM
... thinks "Sumbitch" is a delicasy.
badger
10/27/2009, 01:55 PM
... announced that he is going to out-do every football player, ref and coach that has worn pink gloves, shoes, hats or ribbons in honor of breast cancer awareness by changing Kansas State's colors to pink and dark pink.

... admitted to the media that the all-pink uniforms were not in honor of breast cancer awareness at all, but rather, the result of a terrible laundry job on the team's uniforms gone incredibly wrong.
goingoneight
10/27/2009, 02:03 PM
... BADLY wants BV in Manhattan so he can fire him.
pac10SUX
10/27/2009, 02:06 PM
... still has patents pending on dirt & the wheel.
goingoneight
10/27/2009, 02:20 PM
... gets mad when people run the "wildcat formation." The very first offensive play invented. Long before the handoff, the pass, the pitch... any of that... Bill's boys used to run that direct snap into the pile every down I tell you.
deweydw
10/27/2009, 02:20 PM
... is 6-9 against the Sooners.
badger
10/27/2009, 02:54 PM
...would be much more respected by Sooner fans, as Stoops' original coaching mentor, if he wasn't so loathed by Sooner fans, as the guy who put a hit on Jason White's knees :mad:
MamaMia
10/27/2009, 03:05 PM
...no longer laughs at Preparation H commercials.
sooner59
10/27/2009, 03:09 PM
....is actually Larry King.

Seriously! Have you ever seen the two together at the same place and time?

Thought so.
badger
10/27/2009, 03:13 PM
I see former VP Dick Cheney more than I see Larry King... here's Bill:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/47857/Bill_Snyder.jpg
Larry King is a creepy old man who has been married more times than Henry the Eighth, so I will not be posting his pic for all to view here.
beer4me
10/27/2009, 03:15 PM
Didn't know he was still alive ;)
sooner59
10/27/2009, 03:21 PM
I see former VP Dick Cheney more than I see Larry King... here's Bill:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/47857/Bill_Snyder.jpg
Larry King is a creepy old man who has been married more times than Henry the Eighth, so I will not be posting his pic for all to view here.

You gotta pic of Snyder scowling and showing his teeth? That would pretty much wrap this up for the Cheney comparison. :)
oudivesherpa
10/27/2009, 03:32 PM
Was tired, then retired, now is tired again and after Saturday will wish he's retired again.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/27/2009, 04:42 PM
Pisses on the Purple Pride...
cjames317
10/27/2009, 04:57 PM
... told Kansas' Board of Regents, during its head coach search: "BRENT VENABLES! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! I'll come back and coach for free."
badger
10/27/2009, 05:00 PM
... was the original butt of the A&M yell leader joke about "being on his deathbed, someone get him a casket," but they couldn't do it after KSU started sucking again.

EDIT: If you've never seen the longer version of that, click here. (http://www.ksat.com/video/14935573/index.html) It's really, REALLY lame.
oudivesherpa
10/27/2009, 06:42 PM
He keeps getting his Med’s mixed up, he confuses his Viagra and his Ex-Lax; he doesn’t know if he coming or going.
salth2o
10/27/2009, 08:12 PM
Wishes he had thought of the power towel and Willies chant new traditions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A-05wPlQQ4&feature=related
Boooom!
10/27/2009, 08:15 PM
...once showered with JoePa when they were kids...
BoomerJ
10/27/2009, 08:19 PM
...once showered with JoePa when they were kids...

Wishes they could again for old time sake.
UberSooner
10/27/2009, 09:11 PM
still uses "talc" on his "coon dogs" despite the health risks. I don't even know what that means.
Hot Rod
10/27/2009, 09:16 PM
...got excited when Season 2 of Golden Girls was released on DVD.
guzziguy
10/27/2009, 09:31 PM
...no longer laughs at Preparation H commercials.

Preparation H????? He remembers how great Preparation A was!
msteudem
10/27/2009, 10:20 PM
... gets to hide his own Easter eggs.
msteudem
10/27/2009, 10:23 PM
... will be sure to take a double dose of Geritol with a can of Red Bull (mixed with RC) before the game Saturday seeing that its a late game and all.
Wildcat Penguin
10/27/2009, 10:51 PM
...is about to make a whole bunch of Sooners **** a brick!
Widescreen
10/27/2009, 11:06 PM
You gotta pic of Snyder scowling and showing his teeth? That would pretty much wrap this up for the Cheney comparison. :)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q6SBMLjX4bI/SSHFo0UdtxI/AAAAAAAAByo/1XoS167FQBY/s320/preacher.bmp
MamaMia
10/28/2009, 08:30 AM
...wears Bermuda shorts and black socks.
cjames317
10/28/2009, 10:40 AM
... is gonna blitz, blitz, blitz until LJ throws 7 TDs.
85sooners
10/28/2009, 11:00 AM
is gonna cry like a pu$$y cat
badger
10/28/2009, 11:18 AM
... had splinterbutt stadium named after him.
humblesooner
10/28/2009, 11:22 AM
...could chop down a medium sized tree with those choppers.
humblesooner
10/28/2009, 11:23 AM
...is about to make a whole bunch of Sooners **** a brick!

Are you kin to Kansas Penguin? He was from Bourbon City, also.
StoopTroup
10/28/2009, 12:31 PM
loves teh poligrip.
badger
10/28/2009, 12:37 PM
... throws out his back trying to participate in KSU fodder "Wabash Cannonball"
Bonehead
10/28/2009, 12:51 PM
is hoping he can put an end to Bud Wilkinson's winning streak.
cjames317
10/28/2009, 01:17 PM
... is to Ricky Bobby as Bob and Mike are to Walker and Texas Ranger.
CarolinaSoonerFan
10/28/2009, 01:30 PM
...coached against Bennie Owen
Hot Rod
10/28/2009, 01:43 PM
...can't remember who K-State named their stadium after.
CrimsonCommando
10/28/2009, 08:14 PM
Was the first to use the wide stance in a restroom...
CrimsonCommando
10/28/2009, 08:16 PM
keeps his cell phone in his back pocket, and on vibrate.
BoomerJ
10/28/2009, 10:26 PM
smells like moth balls.
Sooner7dust
10/28/2009, 10:57 PM
...Tells everyone at Bingo that he taught Bobby everything he knows.
CincySooner
10/29/2009, 08:25 AM
... thinks its 1998 and Michael Bishop is going to have a great game on Saturday.
badger
10/29/2009, 08:43 AM
...refused to stay home from work when he was ill, and now the entire Wildcat athletic department has swine flu.
boomermagic
10/29/2009, 11:26 AM
May be the best college football coach EVER...
devOUt
10/29/2009, 07:14 PM
.....played football with Jim Thorpe.
Crucifax Autumn
10/29/2009, 08:11 PM
Thinks leading the north makes for a good football team.
Hot Rod
10/29/2009, 09:13 PM
...was hoping to get a K-state Snuggie to wear on the sidelines, in case he gets cold.
cjames317
10/30/2009, 03:58 PM
... listens to his fat girlfriend.
badger
10/30/2009, 04:16 PM
... thinks that recruiting junior college players is easy, seeing how he coaches at Kansas' junior college. ;)
soonerborn30
10/30/2009, 04:47 PM
...just got his new MedicAlert bracelet in the mail!!
Crucifax Autumn
10/30/2009, 04:51 PM
...has fallen and he can't get up.
Crucifax Autumn
10/30/2009, 04:51 PM
...has to take viagra just to avoid being an innie.
Crucifax Autumn
10/30/2009, 04:52 PM
...Was in the play when Lincoln got shot.
Crucifax Autumn
10/30/2009, 04:53 PM
...Misses his younger days running with the James Gang.
StoopTroup
10/31/2009, 05:27 AM
...has already has called the EMT's to check his heart this morning.

Good News: PANIC ATTACK!

2 Xanax. He's fine now and resting.
VA Sooner
10/31/2009, 11:17 AM
... is coming out of retirement again because Favre is too and doesn't want to be upstaged.
cjames317
10/31/2009, 11:45 AM
... plans to dress up as Cecil Samara for Halloween.
StoopTroup
10/31/2009, 12:53 PM
...just found his cat in the hotel hot tub.
StoopTroup
10/31/2009, 10:12 PM
...bought a dog and retired.