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SoonerLaw09
10/22/2009, 12:20 PM
Okay, just trying to straighten things out:

GottaHavePride and Proud Gonzo are brother and sister.

NormanPride and Badger are married.

Am I right, or do I have it mixed up?

Howzit
10/22/2009, 12:21 PM
You forgot about Dean and Lott's Bandana being "an item."

JLEW1818
10/22/2009, 12:22 PM
KC/ Crimson and CK Sooner, father and son

SoonerLaw09
10/22/2009, 12:27 PM
You forgot about Dean and Lott's Bandana being "an item."

Oh, my bad. Thanks. :D

picasso
10/22/2009, 12:44 PM
Soonerwill is a brother.

Breadburner
10/22/2009, 12:49 PM
Lid and LAS like the 71.....

Lott's Bandana
10/22/2009, 12:58 PM
You forgot about Dean and Lott's Bandana being "an item."

and little Howzie is our Love Child.

Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/22/2009, 12:58 PM
Lid and LAS like the 71.....

I thought it was the 69?

I KID!!!!!!!

Scott D
10/22/2009, 01:06 PM
RLimC and Proud Gonzo's parakeet are one and the same. ;)

JohnnyMack
10/22/2009, 01:08 PM
Dean is my bitch.

C&CDean
10/22/2009, 01:29 PM
Dean is my bitch.

JM is my newest sugar daddy.

JohnnyMack
10/22/2009, 01:34 PM
JM is my newest sugar daddy.

Gold! It's recession proof, bitches.

GottaHavePride
10/22/2009, 01:43 PM
Bourbon! It's 100 proof, bitches.

JohnnyMack
10/22/2009, 01:46 PM
Roofies! Wait....where the **** am I? How the **** did I get here? Damn my butt hurts. Where are my clothes?

KC//CRIMSON
10/22/2009, 01:47 PM
jlew1818 & OklahomaTuba, domestic partners.

KC//CRIMSON
10/22/2009, 01:49 PM
OklahomaTuba & RLIMC, having an affair unbeknown to jlew1818...

OUMallen
10/22/2009, 01:51 PM
Fraggle and I are real-life pals.

soonerscuba
10/22/2009, 01:52 PM
Roofies! Wait....where the **** am I? How the **** did I get here? Damn my butt hurts. Where are my clothes?They should call them floories.

jaux
10/22/2009, 02:09 PM
There's a love child of mine around here somewhere.

soonermix
10/22/2009, 02:16 PM
frag is my bottom bitch

C&CDean
10/22/2009, 02:30 PM
There's a love child of mine around here somewhere.

Yeah, mom says send the galdamn child support check!

OklahomaTuba
10/22/2009, 02:33 PM
KC//CRIMSON is married to Shamu.

And I don't mean the poster..

Frozen Sooner
10/22/2009, 03:41 PM
John Kochtoston and the_ouskull are fraternity brothers.
Rhino and LilSooner are married and expecting a LillerSooner.
Phil and PhilsAggieBride are married.
I ****ed a mermaid.

Frozen Sooner
10/22/2009, 03:42 PM
Yeah, mom says send the galdamn child support check!

Dude, there's no way you came from anything involving love. I imagine your conception involving mind-numbing hate and possibly witchcraft. ;)

swardboy
10/22/2009, 03:55 PM
Bob and Mike Stoops are brothers.

KC//CRIMSON
10/22/2009, 04:03 PM
Wait? I'm married?

C&CDean
10/22/2009, 04:19 PM
Dude, there's no way you came from anything involving love. I imagine your conception involving mind-numbing hate and possibly witchcraft. ;)

Oh contraire. Mom and dad did it missionary style with the family Bible close by. Four times. Four kids. I guess I'm just a product of dad's DSB (deadly sperm buildup). You go 4 years without the booty, that first load is full of all kinds of dangerous ****. Like me.

C&CDean
10/22/2009, 04:19 PM
Wait? I'm married?

NTTAWWT

Scott D
10/22/2009, 04:50 PM
step and I are the pimps of the board.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/22/2009, 05:20 PM
P-I-M-P-S

SanJoaquinSooner
10/22/2009, 10:23 PM
Hey, what about all the Posse sist...er .... girlfriends?

btk108
10/22/2009, 10:28 PM
You forgot about Dean and Lott's Bandana being "an item."

STEP is going to be devastated over this news...

Turd_Ferguson
10/22/2009, 10:37 PM
KC// and LAS do the 77. It's like the 69 but they get 8 more.

CrimsonJim
10/22/2009, 10:55 PM
KC// and LAS do the 77. It's like the 69 but they get 8 more.

I see what you did there. :pop:

Turd_Ferguson
10/22/2009, 11:05 PM
I see what you did there. :pop:Don't tell nobody ya sonuvabitch!:D

def_lazer_fc
10/22/2009, 11:44 PM
more of a power bottom though

def_lazer_fc
10/22/2009, 11:45 PM
KC//CRIMSON is married to Shamu.

And I don't mean the poster..

that was lame on so many levels.

CrimsonJim
10/23/2009, 01:43 AM
Don't tell nobody ya sonuvabitch!:D

Yer secret is safe with me, ya bastage. :D

Lott's Bandana
10/23/2009, 08:11 AM
Vet is our Grampa that has all the old b&w pictures of big bushed nekked women stored in the back of the shed behind the old International tractor.

He'll show them to ya if you sit on his lap.

SteelClip49
10/23/2009, 08:13 AM
I am Bri's daddy. He reminds me of it all the time.

Frozen Sooner
10/23/2009, 08:16 AM
I am Keyser Soze.

BillyBall
10/23/2009, 08:20 AM
NickZepp is my idol.

StoopTroup
10/23/2009, 09:23 AM
I'm in the Cash Cab right now. It's an internet shout out. Name all the Presidents who's name starts with James.

Howzit
10/23/2009, 09:33 AM
James Hoffa!

KC//CRIMSON
10/23/2009, 09:46 AM
KC// and LAS do the 77. It's like the 69 but they get 8 more.

Me and your wife do the 107! Ha Ha HA! Get it? 107!!!

Collier11
10/23/2009, 01:29 PM
KC/ Crimson and CK Sooner, father and son

Proven


step and I are the pimps of the board.

Well, ive seen STEPs wife, no proof of your exploits SD


Hey, what about all the Posse sist...er .... girlfriends?

Get over it limpy wristy


I'm in the Cash Cab right now. It's an internet shout out. Name all the Presidents who's name starts with James.

James Gandolfini?

Vet was 1st cousins with Jesus

I have drank a beer with STEP, Skull, Jlew, and I almost met 1990, drank many a beer with Rhino

Zbird
10/23/2009, 01:49 PM
Rhino drinks beer??? Wait'll I tell his mama about this!

C&CDean
10/23/2009, 01:56 PM
Rhino drinks beer??? Wait'll I tell his mama about this!

:D

AlbqSooner
10/23/2009, 04:26 PM
I feel kinda like the Marv Throneberry of this board. (Right over a buncha heads in here)

Breadburner
10/23/2009, 04:51 PM
I thought it was the 69?

I KID!!!!!!!

The 71 is the 69 wit 2 fingers up yer poop shute.....

Collier11
10/23/2009, 05:25 PM
He never noticed ;)

LilSooner
10/25/2009, 05:07 PM
Rhino drinks beer??? Wait'll I tell his mama about this!

Or the fact that he is expecting a Lil' one. :eek:

Zbird
10/25/2009, 05:12 PM
Or the fact that he is expecting a Lil' one. :eek:

A li'l beer?

LilSooner
10/26/2009, 10:50 AM
Well he is a fan of fat tire.

dolemitesooner
10/27/2009, 11:52 AM
Dean is my bottom. His penis is too small to hit it deep so now I drive

1890MilesToNorman
10/27/2009, 12:16 PM
I was raised by wolves so there are prolly 200 folks on here I could be related to?

The whole dang family got's the fleas.

Lott's Bandana
10/27/2009, 12:18 PM
I feel kinda like the Marv Throneberry of this board. (Right over a buncha heads in here)


You played for da Mets?