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Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:23 PM
it would be the power to post more than once every 30 seconds.

If I had two, I would take the power to ban you all. Then I would make you all dance like marionettes to my every whim.

:D
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:26 PM
You post too much as it is! :mad:
Soonerus
10/19/2009, 11:27 PM
You post too much as it is! :mad:

agreed...
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:28 PM
Says the two guys with more than double my post count.

And come on CB, I had more posts than you once.
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:29 PM
Let's start a Havok sucks thread and nip his play for greater powers in the bud.
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:30 PM
Says the two guys with more than double my post count.

And come on CB, I had more posts than you once.

Yeah, but then I got serious about my posting! :P
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:30 PM
Let's start a Havok sucks thread and nip his play for greater powers in the bud.

You're only suggesting that cause it has worked every single time.
proud gonzo
10/19/2009, 11:31 PM
If I could have one wish... (http://www.livevideo.com/video/A2497688B9864E8DA2DAF0FDC2767FE2/-a-holiday-wish-by-steve-martin.aspx)
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:33 PM
Says the two guys with more than double my post count.


I did the math, this is not akkurat!
Boarder
10/19/2009, 11:34 PM
How about that power....

You like that one?

:D
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:35 PM
If I could have one wish... (http://www.livevideo.com/video/A2497688B9864E8DA2DAF0FDC2767FE2/-a-holiday-wish-by-steve-martin.aspx)

I don't like children.
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:37 PM
I did the math, this is not akkurat!

I didn't say I wanted the power to do simple math, or correctly spell simple monosyllabic words.
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:38 PM
How about that power....

You like that one?

:D

Yeah, not a bad power to have :D
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:39 PM
I want teh x-ray vision!
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:40 PM
I want teh x-ray vision!

Um, I am pretty sure mods don't have x-ray vision.

And anyways, you would just use that power to check out chicks.
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:42 PM
Um, I am pretty sure mods don't have x-ray vision.

And anyways, you would just use that power to check out chicks.

So...would this be wrong?
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:43 PM
So...would this be wrong?

Yeah, but with great power comes great responsibility.

And the possibility to see something you really don't want to.

(See lady gaga thread)
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:44 PM
I would want to have really good control of the x-ray vision, that's fo sure!
Fraggle145
10/19/2009, 11:46 PM
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Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:46 PM
Can't believe you really carded me Boarder.
Reporting Reported :D
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:48 PM
I would want to have really good control of the x-ray vision, that's fo sure!

Well of course you would want control, but what if when you are checking out a "hottie" you notice "she" has a little extra hardware?

You may want the power to unsee things to with that x-ray vision.
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:48 PM
Can't believe you really carded me Boarder.
Reporting Reported :D

Dare him to do it again! I bet he won't. :D
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:49 PM
Well of course you would want control, but what if when you are checking out a "hottie" you notice "she" has a little extra hardware?

You may want the power to unsee things to with that x-ray vision.

Damn! What a conundrum.
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:50 PM
Dare him to do it again! I bet he won't. :D

Oh, I am sure he wouldn't. But why don't you test the waters first? :P
Curly Bill
10/19/2009, 11:52 PM
Oh, I am sure he wouldn't. But why don't you test the waters first? :P

I'm skeered!


...and besides, I have the utmost respect for our board moderators/administrators and the challenging job they have to do. I would never want to do anything to hinder them in that respect. :)
Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 11:53 PM
I'm skeered!


...and besides, I have the utmost respect for our board moderators/administrators and the challenging job they have to do. I would never want to do anything to hinder them in that respect. :)

Oh heavens no. :pop:
Boarder
10/20/2009, 07:28 AM
Can't believe you really carded me Boarder.
Reporting Reported :D
That'll squash this little insubordination real quick, mister.
Sooner_Havok
10/20/2009, 07:58 AM
That'll squash this little insubordination real quick, mister.

If and when I get my mod powers, I challenge you to a dual!
stoops the eternal pimp
10/20/2009, 08:11 AM
The only mod power I want is the ability to sling poo on a profile.
Sooner_Havok
10/20/2009, 08:12 AM
The only mod power I want is the ability to sling poo on a profile.

So you want the monkey mod power?
stoops the eternal pimp
10/20/2009, 08:19 AM
yes...oh and the ability to delete posts using ESP
Sooner_Havok
10/20/2009, 08:22 AM
yes...oh and the ability to delete posts using ESP

Why would you want to delete posts with a sports network?

:D
stoops the eternal pimp
10/20/2009, 08:37 AM
havok your bained for eternity
Boomer.....
10/20/2009, 08:51 AM
The only mod power I want is the ability to sling poo on a profile.

Watch your self!
Collier11
10/20/2009, 09:39 AM
I would force LAS to admit he is a LIB and I would force CK to admit he is a she and I would force Curly to start 11 threads talking about how much he loves BV...that is all for now. Oh yea, and I would force STEP to play me 1 on 1 in bball
Collier11
10/20/2009, 09:40 AM
one more, I would make it to where if you click on VETs profile you automatically get drunk
stoops the eternal pimp
10/20/2009, 09:40 AM
no way dude....I'd let you have a teammate to make it fair
Collier11
10/20/2009, 09:42 AM
STEVE PERRY
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/20/2009, 10:18 AM
I would make every thread a copycat thread.

And I would relegate all the political talk to the fark board. That way, you could only discuss politics in the form of farked pics, and auto bane if you type anything.
Collier11
10/20/2009, 10:26 AM
everyones Name must have a pic next to it that says either

Im a flaming lib homo or Im a right wing nutjob
GottaHavePride
10/20/2009, 12:22 PM
everyones Name must have a pic next to it that says either

Im a flaming lib homo or Im a right wing nutjob

or "I attended a Ron Paul rally on World of Warcraft"
Collier11
10/20/2009, 01:14 PM
sorry, forgot that part
Curly Bill
10/20/2009, 06:15 PM
I would force LAS to admit he is a LIB and I would force CK to admit he is a she and I would force Curly to start 11 threads talking about how much he loves BV...that is all for now. Oh yea, and I would force STEP to play me 1 on 1 in bball

Damn it! I want the 1 on 1 in B-ball gig! :(