Sooner_Havok
10/19/2009, 04:05 PM
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Weighing in at 300+ lbs. and representing Cape Girardeau, Missouri...RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!!!
Notable ******-baggery: Stated Michael J. Fox exaggerated the effects of his disease. "He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act ... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting."
Got the "boot" from his NFL annalist gig for saying "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well...''
In his posse: Glenn "It's ok to Cry" Beck, Sean "You're a great American if you agree with me" Hannity, and Bill "F*ck it, we'll do it live!" O'reilly
Jerk-wad ranking 8/10
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/Olbermann%20wants%20it%20all,%20baby-thumb.jpg
Weighing in at less than 100 lbs. and representing Cornell University, and fighting out of the city so nice they named it twice, KEITH OLBERMANN!!
Notable ******-baggery:
Got kicked out of ESPN (known breeding grounds for ****** bags) for being to much of a ****** bag.
Known for "blasting" Republicans for their extreme Hypocrisy. Called then President Bush a fascist, and is know up in arms about Republicans calling Obama a "Hitler".
In his posse: Rachel "What's wrong with Doc Martins?" Maddow, John "I have a video editing machine and I ain't afraid to use it" Stewart, and Alan "Wait, I'm a liberal?" Colmes
Skin-Tube ranking 7/10
Alright gentleman, I want a good clean fight. Let's get ready for a pissing match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weighing in at 300+ lbs. and representing Cape Girardeau, Missouri...RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!!!
Notable ******-baggery: Stated Michael J. Fox exaggerated the effects of his disease. "He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act ... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting."
Got the "boot" from his NFL annalist gig for saying "I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well...''
In his posse: Glenn "It's ok to Cry" Beck, Sean "You're a great American if you agree with me" Hannity, and Bill "F*ck it, we'll do it live!" O'reilly
Jerk-wad ranking 8/10
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/Olbermann%20wants%20it%20all,%20baby-thumb.jpg
Weighing in at less than 100 lbs. and representing Cornell University, and fighting out of the city so nice they named it twice, KEITH OLBERMANN!!
Notable ******-baggery:
Got kicked out of ESPN (known breeding grounds for ****** bags) for being to much of a ****** bag.
Known for "blasting" Republicans for their extreme Hypocrisy. Called then President Bush a fascist, and is know up in arms about Republicans calling Obama a "Hitler".
In his posse: Rachel "What's wrong with Doc Martins?" Maddow, John "I have a video editing machine and I ain't afraid to use it" Stewart, and Alan "Wait, I'm a liberal?" Colmes
Skin-Tube ranking 7/10
Alright gentleman, I want a good clean fight. Let's get ready for a pissing match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!