View Full Version : Mark Mangino....
StoopTroup
10/19/2009, 11:05 AM
just finished off a whole turkey, two packages of Ding Dongs, a apple pie with cool whip, a banana, 2 pounds of grapes and a Starbucks espresso.
JLEW1818
10/19/2009, 11:05 AM
kinda hard to top......
... has CK living in his chin fat....
OKLA21FAN
10/19/2009, 11:10 AM
failed at Jenny Craig
beer4me
10/19/2009, 11:12 AM
failed at Jenny Craig
300 times
okiewaker
10/19/2009, 11:13 AM
failed at Jenny Craig
Ate Jenny Craig.
ouwapiti
10/19/2009, 11:20 AM
wishes he could be more like jared
IGotNoTiming
10/19/2009, 11:20 AM
and finished it off with a "wafer-thin" after dinner mint
badger
10/19/2009, 11:21 AM
...despite losing to a crappy Colorado, is still exceeding expectations as the Kansas football coach more than his waistline exceeds his pants.
KRYPTON
10/19/2009, 11:23 AM
won a national title as OU's offensive coordinator.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/19/2009, 11:24 AM
's milkshake brings all the boys the yard
Lott's Bandana
10/19/2009, 11:25 AM
...is the butt :P of my favorite coach-thread of the year!
badger
10/19/2009, 11:31 AM
... gets daily hugs from every KU fan for being the reason that A&M got stuck with Franchione instead of them.
Edit: If you don't believe me, read this. (http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=jn-kansas110907)
BoulderSooner79
10/19/2009, 11:47 AM
... completely recovered from anorexia.
badger
10/19/2009, 11:54 AM
... has been known to not appreciate it when players return punts for touchdowns.
The video that follows includes sound that is NOT SFW.
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badger
10/19/2009, 12:00 PM
...approves of the following unofficial transcript of the above linked video.
Announcer: Touchdown, Kansas... with a... penalty!
Mangino: You ****ing hotdog! You got us a ****ing (voice cracks higher) YOU ***ING GOT US A PENALTY, because it's (fingers his facemask) All. You. Right? Nobody blocks for you, you did it all the **** yourself, right? (Points at flag) Look what the **** you did! (starts tapping at his jersey with his finger) And you did it all on your own, didn't you? (Pulls away) You did it all on your own!
Some people questioned this, but I would hope that our coaches would do the same thing if one of our players did that. They need to be coached into never doing that again, heh :D
w0lfe
10/19/2009, 12:03 PM
Thinks that refs gives away games for BCS Dollar signs $$
JLEW1818
10/19/2009, 12:04 PM
... has been known to not appreciate it when players return punts for touchdowns.
The video that follows includes sound that is NOT SFW.
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HOLY **** :eek: :pop:
badger
10/19/2009, 12:08 PM
Thinks that refs gives away games for BCS Dollar signs $$
Mangino: You know what this is all about, don't you?
Reporter: Derp derp derp?
Mangino: That's right... BCS. That's what made a difference today in the game. That's what made a difference in the call in front of their bench. Dollar signs. Now...And I'm not going to be pushed around or let this university be pushed around because we're not the big spenders we're not the big BCS team in this league.
Another Mark moment for the win.
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Seriously, this guy has done so much for KU. They should give him a lifetime contract. Insert inappropriate joke here about the obvious. :(
Blitzkrieg
10/19/2009, 12:09 PM
Thinks the following joke is knee-slapping funny
What do you get when you cross a Chinese cat with an alley cat
A Peking Tom
badger
10/19/2009, 12:22 PM
... is the reason Ron Prince got fired at Kansas State and why Bill Snyder could not retire peacefully.
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/19/2009, 12:34 PM
...is hungry.
soonermix
10/19/2009, 12:39 PM
... is 2 big macs away from being kansas's 3rd largest city
cjames317
10/19/2009, 12:53 PM
... has your URL address so type wisely.
MyT Oklahoma
10/19/2009, 12:57 PM
That's the f-ing spirit.. if you can't make a little fun of Mark M. and K Who then your just not trying hard enough.
SbOrOiNaEnR
10/19/2009, 01:10 PM
...likes to eat oranges. Big 'uns.
http://www.derrich.com/img/mangino-v-obie.jpg
StoopTroup
10/19/2009, 01:11 PM
uses a piece of duct tape to smooth out his outie on his tight shirts.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rjGLtWlBLFw/Sg1B2L0ebJI/AAAAAAAABTY/7AqjEbNcpCI/s400/94744_f248.jpg
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/19/2009, 01:50 PM
.......looks like a blueberry on gamedays that could make the world's largest blueberry pie.
SoonerDood
10/19/2009, 03:28 PM
...likes "blumpkins" almost as much as Mack and Colt.
badger
10/19/2009, 03:30 PM
... giggled when he heard that his football players were fighting with the basketball team, because that was a fight he started years ago by refusing to accept that KU was a basketball-only school.
cheezyq
10/19/2009, 03:51 PM
...is going to be blocking my view this weekend as I sit on the front row on the 50-yard line (not that I'm bragging...).
badger
10/19/2009, 04:07 PM
...is going to be blocking my view this weekend as I sit on the front row on the 50-yard line (not that I'm bragging...).
Ladies and gentlemen, the latest wish granted by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Let's all applaud this courageous Sooner fan as this child takes the 50-yard-line seat right behind Mark Mangino.
Mangino: ****ing hotdog! Look what the **** you did!
:P
VA Sooner
10/19/2009, 04:20 PM
... wonders how many quarterbacks he'll need for the upcoming game after watching Colt McCoy get crushed by our defense time and time again and again and again and....
cheezyq
10/19/2009, 04:36 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the latest wish granted by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Let's all applaud this courageous Sooner fan as this child takes the 50-yard-line seat right behind Mark Mangino.
Mangino: ****ing hotdog! Look what the **** you did!
:P
I'm hoping to sneak a few burgers in from the tailgate and a portable fan to waft the scent over to him as a distraction. ;)
budbarrybob
10/19/2009, 04:55 PM
conquered bulimia
SunnySooner
10/19/2009, 04:59 PM
...secretly, late at night, puts on all his old OU stuff and...uh,...DREAMS!!!!
pac10SUX
10/19/2009, 05:07 PM
... is not allowed around Boomer or Sooner until after his pregame meals.
badger
10/19/2009, 05:15 PM
... is 100 percent pure muscle under that big KU jacket, so don't call him fat.
redhawk49
10/19/2009, 05:33 PM
knows in his heart that the ayce buffet is a staright up challenge to his manhood.....
GottaHavePride
10/19/2009, 06:03 PM
... ain't fat! He ain't NOTHIN'! HE AIN'T NOTHIN'!
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/03/weird-al-fat.jpg
goingoneight
10/19/2009, 06:07 PM
... won a BCS game at KANSAS UNIVERSITY, and Sooner fans wanted him fired.
KANSAS.
Kansas.
ouduckhunter
10/19/2009, 06:12 PM
Moonlights during the off season as the Fat Man in the side shows at the State Fair of Kansas!
oudivesherpa
10/19/2009, 06:27 PM
Was going to star with Jared in a Subway commerical, but he ate Jared....
In a low fat pesto sauce.
LiveLaughLove
10/19/2009, 06:34 PM
won a national title as OU's offensive coordinator.
This
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/19/2009, 06:37 PM
...doesn't understand the point of coach threads...
goingoneight
10/19/2009, 07:01 PM
... knows it all started with "Watson Brown..." though.
Jayhawk Penguin
10/19/2009, 07:11 PM
http://becking.com/images/Misc%20Photos/kansanheadline.jpg
okiewaker
10/19/2009, 08:06 PM
http://becking.com/images/Misc%20Photos/kansanheadline.jpg
's daughter is showing her dad how she is going to make A's in all her classes.
soonerinabilene
10/19/2009, 08:14 PM
...is the attic that Balloon Boy was hiding in.
soonerinabilene
10/19/2009, 08:15 PM
...is the author/survivor of the Ryan's Steakhouse experience.
badger
10/20/2009, 10:20 AM
... writes food reviews. All positive.
StoopTroup
10/20/2009, 10:26 AM
...found a whole corn cob in his poo this morning.
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/20/2009, 10:33 AM
...is the attic that Balloon Boy was hiding in.
... is the balloon that Balloon Boy wasn't hiding in.
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/20/2009, 10:47 AM
.........thinks the guy who hosts diners, drive ins, and dives has the ultimate dream job
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/20/2009, 10:48 AM
.......isn't fat, he's just festively plump
OU44life
10/20/2009, 11:22 AM
...is just like his daughter!
Originally Posted by Jayhawk Penguin http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2742876#post2742876)
http://becking.com/images/Misc%20Photos/kansanheadline.jpg
's daughter is showing her dad how she is going to make A's in all her classes.
http://tauntr.com/sites/default/files/KansasHotdog.jpg
OklahomaTuba
10/20/2009, 11:28 AM
Is a hell of a coach. And his wife is a hell of a cook.
StoopTroup
10/20/2009, 11:32 AM
...owns stock in KFC.
cjames317
10/20/2009, 03:02 PM
... always wins
... in Man v. Food
goingoneight
10/20/2009, 04:12 PM
... can cause a small tornado inside the Orange Bowl when he farts.
schlanker
10/20/2009, 04:16 PM
terrotizes Gotham on bye weeks. quack quack quack.
schlanker
10/20/2009, 04:16 PM
terrorizes Gotham on bye weeks. quack quack quack.
goingoneight
10/20/2009, 04:26 PM
... eats lightning, craps thunder. Then eats that crappy thunder as well.
BoomerJ
10/20/2009, 10:48 PM
...is thinkin' Arby's
and Golden Coral
and The Big Texan
stoops the eternal pimp
10/21/2009, 09:18 AM
is hungry
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9038/88002548572dn.jpg
goingoneight
10/21/2009, 09:38 AM
... 's personal cookbook is www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
deweydw
10/21/2009, 10:44 AM
... took a cruise in the off season.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/Listingcruiseship4.jpg
CincySooner
10/21/2009, 11:17 AM
... thinks a pogo-stick would be a dandy way to get around.
deweydw
10/21/2009, 01:19 PM
... once worked as a fortune teller at the carnival.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/OliverHardy.jpg
stoopified
10/21/2009, 02:03 PM
just finished off a whole turkey, two cases of Ding Dongs, a apple pie with cool whip, a banana, 20 pounds of grapes and a Starbucks 2gallon espresso.Fixed
badger
10/21/2009, 02:12 PM
...is a guy you can respect, yet still laugh at. It's a weird thing like that.
cjames317
10/21/2009, 04:32 PM
... took a cruise in the off season.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/Listingcruiseship4.jpg
... IS ON A BOAT!
BoomerJ
10/21/2009, 10:55 PM
wipes his @ss with a sponge on the end of a broomstick.
Alum81
10/21/2009, 10:59 PM
sells his belly lint to fill down comforters!!!
josh09
10/21/2009, 11:11 PM
GET IN MY BELLY
Sooner70
10/22/2009, 06:01 AM
OK...he is big boy, but he's a pretty darn good coach too. Fact is, #9 would do well to listen to what Coach sez. If the Coach don't want that kind of behavior, then don't do it.
I wonder what, if anything, would someone like a Pete Carroll would say to #9?
cjames317
10/22/2009, 10:19 AM
... just ate Coleby Clawson's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
StoopTroup
10/22/2009, 10:58 AM
....can not sleep on a Sleep Number Bed. There is no number for his situation and it's way to dangerous.
Flagstaffsooner
10/22/2009, 11:25 AM
Put all of his linemen on the Lawrence South Beach diet.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5XWm8kgCooE/SW1vWuW0lrI/AAAAAAAAAI8/fg4o39sSk6g/s320/weird-fat-man-eating-burger.jpg
SoonerLaw09
10/22/2009, 12:01 PM
...hasn't seen his weenus in 10 years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
goingoneight
10/22/2009, 12:06 PM
... would have been in line for the Warshington, Nebraska and Notre Lame jobs had he not been a "health risk."
...has more questions about his secondary than Stoops does about his o-line.
http://www.kansascity.com/166/story/1522448.html
cjames317
10/22/2009, 01:46 PM
... is setting the table for a Stache-feast on Saturday.
GO LANDRY! GO FOR SEVEN!
Flagstaffsooner
10/22/2009, 02:09 PM
...rides around Lawrence.
http://blogs.dixcdn.com/zesty/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/fat_man_236wfi.jpg
non ad astra per aspera
goingoneight
10/22/2009, 03:35 PM
... thinks his Stache is better than Landry's.
SoonerSoph
10/22/2009, 06:02 PM
.... isn't fat, he's just 4 feet too short
CBUS_SOONER
10/22/2009, 06:13 PM
can't choke his own chicken
goingoneight
10/22/2009, 07:35 PM
... wants to eat his own chicken.
sooner_kaufy
10/22/2009, 07:58 PM
... loves the black taco.
Bonehead
10/22/2009, 08:29 PM
cannot find his own chicken.
goingoneight
10/22/2009, 08:30 PM
... got a head job, but only knew this because she told him she was down there.
delhalew
10/22/2009, 09:47 PM
is like obese and stuff...
StoopTroup
10/23/2009, 11:13 AM
...will roll out onto the field Saturday.
goingoneight
10/23/2009, 11:35 AM
... got stuck in the tunnel heading out onto the field last week. :D
... by the time he got free, it was too late. :(
TheHumanAlphabet
10/23/2009, 11:53 AM
wipes his @ss with a sponge on the end of a broomstick.
Isn't that "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"???
TheHumanAlphabet
10/23/2009, 12:00 PM
...is thinkin' ...and The Big Texan
Dreams of the 72 oz. challenge and wants his name on the list...
cjames317
10/23/2009, 12:09 PM
... is gonna punt his DC back to Stillwater after the Stache finishes with him.
goingoneight
10/23/2009, 02:20 PM
... will shart himself when Todd Reesing and Kerry Meier graduate.
OUAlumni1990
10/23/2009, 04:26 PM
...motivates his players by threatening to eat them...
goingoneight
10/23/2009, 04:55 PM
... really scared his kickoff returnman when he called him a "hotdog." We've all seen what that man could do to a hotdog.
okiewaker
10/23/2009, 04:57 PM
...has some strong bones....
goingoneight
10/23/2009, 05:01 PM
... likes the name "Mangina."
okiewaker
10/23/2009, 05:04 PM
...uses pillow cases for tube socks...
goingoneight
10/23/2009, 05:12 PM
... uses tube socks for... something else. :D
okiewaker
10/23/2009, 05:15 PM
... uses tube socks for... something else. :D
Heh, nuttin wrong with stiffening up some whites. :D
okiewaker
10/23/2009, 05:16 PM
...drives a Smart car...
okiewaker
10/23/2009, 05:21 PM
...is practically a complete orb...
okiewaker
10/23/2009, 06:06 PM
...got junkyard in his trunk...
OUAlumni1990
10/23/2009, 08:11 PM
can clear out the room faster than the INS in a messican resterant when he gets the farts...
msteudem
10/23/2009, 10:55 PM
Ate Jimmy Hoffa
gaylordfan1
10/23/2009, 11:44 PM
Fell and broke his leg.... Doctors were baffled when they had to apply pressure to stop the gravy from flowing.
OUAlumni1990
10/23/2009, 11:49 PM
...drives a Smart car...
...then picks it up and carries it under his arm when it breaks down....
StoopTroup
10/24/2009, 10:09 AM
just finished off an entire case of Pepcid AC.
meoveryouxinfinity
10/24/2009, 10:13 AM
...i tried to make a post, but mark mangino ate it.
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