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Okla-homey
10/17/2009, 08:12 AM
with all this flu going around, I shall cease handshaking on meeting others and will replace same with a polite bow. You should too. The curtsy is an acceptable aternative for ladies. Heel-clicking optional for those not of Germanic descent.

StoopTroup
10/17/2009, 08:49 AM
Should I put all the garage sale dough in the dishwasher after the sale?

Turd_Ferguson
10/17/2009, 08:50 AM
Should I put all the garage sale dough in the dishwasher after the sale?put it all betwixt the pages of your taco shaped phone book before throwing it on the fire.

StoopTroup
10/17/2009, 08:54 AM
I don't burn money.

Also...what am I gonna beat folks with when they need to pay up on those RRSO bets?

SicEmBaylor
10/17/2009, 10:56 AM
Good advice. You don't have to worry about me shaking your hand, Homey.

Penguin
10/17/2009, 11:02 AM
Is a throat punch still ok?

Okla-homey
10/17/2009, 05:00 PM
You don't have to worry about me shaking your hand, Homey.

You won't get a chance. pudknocker.

Okla-homey
10/17/2009, 05:02 PM
Should I put all the garage sale dough in the dishwasher after the sale?

Put the paper money under the faucet, then put it in the microwave for two minutes. Boil the coins in water for five.

StoopTroup
10/18/2009, 02:07 PM
Can't I just lysol them? :D

MamaMia
10/18/2009, 04:03 PM
Just carry a hankie in your right hand. Thats what I did at church. That'll keep people from wanting to do things to it. :D