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GottaHavePride
10/16/2009, 10:58 PM
My mom is supposed to get to Norman at about 10:30 AM tomorrow.

1. I HATE watching football with my mom. She doesn't like football and and doesn't so much cheer as say things like "oh, look, he didn't drop that one".

2. We do NOT have a good track record when I watch football with my mom.
hotshot13422
10/16/2009, 10:58 PM
get rid of her, any means necessary
proud gonzo
10/16/2009, 11:00 PM
My mom is supposed to get to Norman at about 10:30 AM tomorrow.

1. I HATE watching football with my mom. She doesn't like football and and doesn't so much cheer as say things like "oh, look, he didn't drop that one".

2. We do NOT have a good track record when I watch football with my mom.
to be fair, you don't have a very good track record when you watch football WITHOUT Mom this season.
GottaHavePride
10/16/2009, 11:06 PM
This is true. But how many BCS games in a row have we lost? And how many of those have I watched with Mom?

QED


To be fair, I was planning to go over to watch the game with a cute chick tomorrow. Problem is, it's the same crowd of people I watched the BYU game with...
VA Sooner
10/16/2009, 11:08 PM
I'm the same way with my father... won't let him watch any games at all. Sent him upstairs halfway through the Holiday Bowl years ago and low and behold, we started turning things around and won the damn game.

I'll be sure he's sitting by himself in a bar somewhere enjoying chicken wings and beer and watching the Delaware St vs Michigan game.
proud gonzo
10/16/2009, 11:11 PM
This is true. But how many BCS games in a row have we lost? And how many of those have I watched with Mom?

QED


To be fair, I was planning to go over to watch the game with a cute chick tomorrow. Problem is, it's the same crowd of people I watched the BYU game with...
FIE!
GottaHavePride
10/16/2009, 11:22 PM
I'm sorry, did I not say that clearly enough? CUTE. CHICK.

:D
proud gonzo
10/17/2009, 12:42 AM
APOX THEE, BEYONCE!
soonerboy
10/17/2009, 02:00 AM
Take her to the Old persons home ASAP
unbiasedtruth
10/17/2009, 02:13 AM
When she shows up, tell her you have a quick errand to run before the game starts. The go find a sports bar, watch the game, and show back up after its over....
olevetonahill
10/17/2009, 02:36 AM
Id LOVE to be able to watch one more game with either of My parents .
jes sayin
Flagstaffsooner
10/17/2009, 04:05 AM
http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/throw%20mama%20off%20the%20train.jpg
unbiasedtruth
10/17/2009, 08:11 AM
Id LOVE to be able to watch one more game with either of My parents .
jes sayin

troo dat!!!
soonerinabilene
10/17/2009, 09:10 AM
My dad is sad because he has to work this morning. I am not, because he has been off 3 of the last 4 years for this game. See where im going with this?
1890MilesToNorman
10/17/2009, 09:15 AM
I have to post in this here good Karma thread!

We are so screwed it's unbelievable. ;)
StoopTroup
10/17/2009, 09:20 AM
Your Momma is a good luck charm. Well...unless it starts to look bad. If things aren't looking good....you better put her in a cab and send her Home.
swardboy
10/17/2009, 09:37 AM
Id LOVE to be able to watch one more game with either of My parents .
jes sayin

Excellent thought vet.....
StoopTroup
10/17/2009, 09:44 AM
Id LOVE to be able to watch one more game with either of My parents .
jes sayin

Have those boys of yours iced down your beer and fluffed your foot pillows up yet? :D
SOONER44EVER
10/17/2009, 09:47 AM
The last 3 games I have watched at Dad's house have been losses. Watching at home today. Also, I got him a new OU flag and he put it up yesterday. I think the old one was bad luck.
StoopTroup
10/17/2009, 09:55 AM
I went last year and was crushed.

I'm staying Home this year due to an unfortunate turn of events. I almost got in the car last night and started driving towards Dallas. My Wife had her eye on me making sure I didn't slip out the door.
olevetonahill
10/17/2009, 10:09 AM
Have those boys of yours iced down your beer and fluffed your foot pillows up yet? :D

They Both werkin in Pryor fer the next 2 weeks
Sucks to be them, they have to miss the GAME, werkin 7/ 12s, which they need after having been off werk fer dayum near 4 months .


I went last year and was crushed.

I'm staying Home this year due to an unfortunate turn of events. I almost got in the car last night and started driving towards Dallas. My Wife had her eye on me making sure I didn't slip out the door.

Ids have a Sooner whoopin ya , if ya slipped away and dint come thru and picked me up :D
GottaHavePride
10/17/2009, 10:09 AM
Id LOVE to be able to watch one more game with either of My parents .
jes sayin


Spek, vet. :)
unbiasedtruth
10/17/2009, 10:12 AM
My dad is sad because he has to work this morning. I am not, because he has been off 3 of the last 4 years for this game. See where im going with this?

to spend the morning with your father at his job???
GottaHavePride
10/17/2009, 04:02 PM
OK, sorry, guys.

I am no longer allowed to watch games with previously-mentioned cute chick. Both times so far, Bradford has been injured.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/17/2009, 04:09 PM
damn you GHP!!