the_ouskull
10/14/2009, 09:09 AM
"I thought I did somethin' wrong, 'cause the NCAA was axin' questions."
Really? The Mensa candidates at Poke State have had X number of weeks to craft a defense, and we get THIS masterpiece?
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JODI, errr, the Poke State People:
You guys. Guys. Wait up. Benny.
BENNY, uh... I mean, the NCAA:
What?
JODI
Benny, I have a favor to ask ya.
BENNY
What do you need?
JODI
Take it easy on my brother this summer, okay? All of you.
BENNY
Dez Bryant?
JODI
Yeah Dez Bryant.
BENNY
Yeah, yeah. I'm going to give him a beating he never forgets.
JODI
Well just don't give him any more than the other guys. Any of you. He's kind of little, alright? And he goes to a school with a really bad little brother complex, to boot.
PINK, uh, I mean, f*cking ESPN:
You got our word sis. Little brother will be okay.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4557113
JODI
Thanks. See you guys.
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But, if you remember how that scene ends... let's just hope that the NCAA remembers it too. Welcome to "big-time" college football, OSU. I couldn't help but notice that your stay in the Top 5 was a bit short-lived. At least you're still in the "news."
the_ouskull
Really? The Mensa candidates at Poke State have had X number of weeks to craft a defense, and we get THIS masterpiece?
-----
JODI, errr, the Poke State People:
You guys. Guys. Wait up. Benny.
BENNY, uh... I mean, the NCAA:
What?
JODI
Benny, I have a favor to ask ya.
BENNY
What do you need?
JODI
Take it easy on my brother this summer, okay? All of you.
BENNY
Dez Bryant?
JODI
Yeah Dez Bryant.
BENNY
Yeah, yeah. I'm going to give him a beating he never forgets.
JODI
Well just don't give him any more than the other guys. Any of you. He's kind of little, alright? And he goes to a school with a really bad little brother complex, to boot.
PINK, uh, I mean, f*cking ESPN:
You got our word sis. Little brother will be okay.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4557113
JODI
Thanks. See you guys.
-----
But, if you remember how that scene ends... let's just hope that the NCAA remembers it too. Welcome to "big-time" college football, OSU. I couldn't help but notice that your stay in the Top 5 was a bit short-lived. At least you're still in the "news."
the_ouskull