BinkleySoonerFan
10/13/2009, 04:14 PM
I posted this last year before the game and thought it worthy of re-post this week.
Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Longhorn Fan.
(Mr. Delusional Longhorn Faaaaaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you join the bovine faithful in telling us how good UT is going to be based on inscrutable logic and former 5-star highschool recruits.
(We're gonna be number one!)
You'll pin your hopes on the latest new coordinator.
(Muschamp's gonna shut 'em down!)
Only to wake up to the hard reality of another Red River loss on Sunday.
(When does Bradford graduaaatttteeeee...)
You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control as you watch your rival represent the Big12 South in your conference championship.
(Championships are overratedddddddddd!)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of the one championship you won since the Beatles broke up.
(Vince Young where are youuuuuuuuuuuu?)
And ignore all the under-performing teams you've fielded and embarrassing games you've lost at home and away.
(We just ran out of timmeeeeeeeeeee!)
And when that gameday comes when you lose to some 20 point unranked underdog, you'll act surprised as if losing is some kind of anomaly
(More mysterious than a USC investigationnnnn)
After all, you'll argue, BCS Bowls are over commercialized and you like playing at the Holiday bowl.
(Bring on Pac-10 number 4!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that Mack Brown never really ever loses a game, he just frequently runs out of time!!!!
(Mr. Delusional, Irrational Longhorn Fannnnnnnn!)
Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Longhorn Fan.
(Mr. Delusional Longhorn Faaaaaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you join the bovine faithful in telling us how good UT is going to be based on inscrutable logic and former 5-star highschool recruits.
(We're gonna be number one!)
You'll pin your hopes on the latest new coordinator.
(Muschamp's gonna shut 'em down!)
Only to wake up to the hard reality of another Red River loss on Sunday.
(When does Bradford graduaaatttteeeee...)
You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control as you watch your rival represent the Big12 South in your conference championship.
(Championships are overratedddddddddd!)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of the one championship you won since the Beatles broke up.
(Vince Young where are youuuuuuuuuuuu?)
And ignore all the under-performing teams you've fielded and embarrassing games you've lost at home and away.
(We just ran out of timmeeeeeeeeeee!)
And when that gameday comes when you lose to some 20 point unranked underdog, you'll act surprised as if losing is some kind of anomaly
(More mysterious than a USC investigationnnnn)
After all, you'll argue, BCS Bowls are over commercialized and you like playing at the Holiday bowl.
(Bring on Pac-10 number 4!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that Mack Brown never really ever loses a game, he just frequently runs out of time!!!!
(Mr. Delusional, Irrational Longhorn Fannnnnnnn!)