Time for OU/TX haiku

[cjames317]

It was twenty five
years ago today, Mack Brown
brought his "O" to play ...

[oksoonerdave]

And he's still saying "O" sh!t

[BetterSoonerThanLater]

burnt orange and crimson
only one team can win it
texas sucks. Boomer!

[pac10SUX]

mack has yeller teefs
shouldn't he be coachin
the orygone dux

[SunnySooner]

Eyes are Upon Me
Nothing I Can Do But This...
Pants fall, Moon shines Bright

[Gresho Murford]

The Real McCoy will
Own the Pretty Boy McCoy
All Afternoon Long

[C&CDean]

Texas Lid is queer
Mack Brown is a butt baby
Some things never change

When Sam takes the field
He drops back and throws it deep
Catch the ****ing ball!!

Fire Vulnerables!
Fire Kevin Wilson that hack
Most of our fans suck

[KantoSooner]

Texas knows it's true:
"You can run but you can't hide"
Beals bids Colt 'Good Night'

[yermom]

Bradford has Heisman
Colt McCoy does not have one
let's keep it that way

[OLDSOONER]

When it rains,
There will be no drops.
Sam's heaven sent.

[cjames317]

"RABBLE RABBLE BRAINS!",
says the red and white monster.
Pity the hornheads.

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Sergio Kindle
Offered a ride to Dallas
I think I will walk

[En_Fuego]

Texas Lid is queer
Mack Brown is a butt baby
Some things never change

When Sam takes the field
He drops back and throws it deep
Catch the ****ing ball!!

Fire Vulnerables!
Fire Kevin Wilson that hack
Most of our fans suck

LOL

[SoonerLaw09]

Zen Gameday signage
As whorns rear their ugly heads
flash "**** off, dip ****!"

[BigBoomerInBigD]

Sooners upset horns
Here, Mack-have a corny dog
Consolation prize

[boomerborn79]

BOOMER....SOONER
BOOMER....SOONER
texas........SUCKS

[yermom]

not deep fried butter
no, give me a corny dog
and Bevo, rare, please

[THA RO SOONER]

Bradford has tha Heisman Tha real McCoy makes colt feel like theisman BOOMER MFN SOONER

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Time for SbOrOiNaEnR's annual RRS Limerick:

Colt pauses to look at the score
His chance for the Heisman no more
He's out of the race
Ends up just like Chase
Thanks to the OU defense of yore.

[proudsoonergal]

Sitting on row one
My eighteenth game to attend
Best when Sooners win!



BTW - Hello Froz!!! ;)

[cjames317]

Like deep fried butter,
Sooners have a sweet surprise
for the horns. BITE IT!

[MikeInNorman]

McCoy and Shipley.
Sittin' in a tree. K-I-
S-S-I-N-G.

[MikeInNorman]

Coordinator
of Special Teams has ONE JOB:
Don't kick to Shipley.

[MikeInNorman]

OU's hopes rest on
a scapula and a prayer:
Please come back, Ryan!

[Soonersince57]

Big Tex
Cherokee quarterback
I-35
Mack Brown whines
Texas Sucks

[cjames317]

Pre Dally Rally
Then no classes on Friday.
Drive fast to Dallas.

[tnraider1]

Sam and Ryan play
Rip the whorns a new *******
Victory is ours!!!

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

Sam throws 6 tds
4 of them to Broyles
Mack may love Colt
But still can't win without VY

[C&CDean]

The only bad thing
It seems that some folks don't know
What a haiku is

Listen up people
It's five, then seven, then five
Syllables that is

[KantoSooner]

You mean a haiku
is something like this right here?
Or some other thing?

[texas bandman]

Okies heading south,
I-35 burns bright red,
Screaming "Texas sucks"

[cjames317]

You mean a haiku
is something like this right here?
Or some other thing?

Japanese haiku
traditionally connotes
season or feeling.

[OUmillenium]

Underestimate
Colt the dooshy fruit shorthorn
and Sooners could pay

Love to watch Sooners
This game stresses me yearly
Need to enjoy one

Colt and Shipley gay
Hope defense can dominate
Stoops needs a big game

[Indy Sooner]

Big game Bobby Stoops
Absent for such a long time
Reappears Saturday morn

[ouwasp]

Lee Corso will say
texas wins big, very big
Not so fast my friend

[Sooner04]

For OU to win
There's only one change needed
Bring back the Wishbone

[Sooner04]

Fake the dive, Madu
Bradford keeper down the line
Pitch to Brown for six

[Sooner04]

Murray, left counter
Broyles with the seal outside
The Bone scores once more

[Sooner04]

The Bone won before
And it shall win once again
Soon, it will return

[Oldnslo]

All afternoon long
BOOMER SOONER; TEXAS SUCKS
is the perfect cheer

Another one is
BEAT THE HELL OUT OF TEXAS!
Oldie but goodie

[NormanPride]

*****
*******
*****

[KRYPTON]

Hang onto the ball
Go only on the snap count
F*** Texas in face

[cjames317]

Results regardless,
we have been very lucky
to watch Sam and Colt.

[cjames317]

Anybody else
having a hard time thinking
'bout anything else?

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

Japanese haiku
traditionally connotes
season or feeling.

Fall is here again
Longhorn loses in a route
Now I feel better

season AND feelings!!

[DallasSooner87]

Can't wait for the game
Gonna whoop some longhorn a**
Golden hat comes home

[goingoneight]

1st and Goal got stuffed
2nd and Goal much the same
Touchdown DeMarco

Sam is still the man
Back-to-back-to-back Big 12's
Time for another


McCoy to the left
No one open, going right
THERE'S ther REAL McCoy


Beal, English, McCoy
and that Taylor guy as well
Force interceptions

[cjames317]

http://www.shaggybevo.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=48952

Some funny chit there,
albeit fouler than here.
That's longhorns for ya.

[KantoSooner]

Japanese haiku
traditionally connotes
season or feeling.

Mine didn't? Them there double entendres and nature references were just pouring out. Hell! You could almost see them maple leaves in puddles on the widing path up Mt. Fuji. Yep. Almost.

[cjames317]

Friday afternoon
Important decision time
Beer or Crown and Coke?

[pac10SUX]

Macky o Macky
Where hath Big 12 trophy gone
Why all in Norman!!

[goingoneight]

Bob Barry, Sr. sent this one in:

DeMarco goes right
Check that, Dominique Bradford
1st and 4 Texas :D

[CrimsonCommando]

Shipley spoons McCoy
To comfort another loss
Matching nipple rings?

[cjames317]

Sooner red sunrise
horns' orange morning cocktails
Somewhere, Chrissy cries.