President Says He Will End 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'

[Veritas]

He also promised to get cold fusion figured out, cure AIDS and to invent antigravity paint.

This dude loves to write checks he can't cash. Thankfully.

[Boarder]

The sad thing is that if he did figure out cold fusion people would claim that it did no good, if he did cure AIDS people would claim that there never was AIDS (it was a liberal plot to destroy 'merican values), and if he did invent anti-gravity paint people would gripe about him destroying all of the gravity corporations.

[AggieTool]

DADT doesn't even need to be a law.

The military environment invokes it naturally.

[AggieTool]

The sad thing is that if he did figure out cold fusion people would claim that it did no good, if he did cure AIDS people would claim that there never was AIDS (it was a liberal plot to destroy 'merican values), and if he did invent anti-gravity paint people would gripe about him destroying all of the gravity corporations.

And then they'd say he was black!:D

[LosAngelesSooner]

Really...what the hell IS the problem with a gay man or woman being willing to sacrifice their lives for our country?

[bonkuba]

Actually nothing at all...... Pink guns are cool!!!

[KABOOKIE]

The sad thing is that if he did figure out cold fusion people would claim that it did no good, if he did cure AIDS people would claim that there never was AIDS (it was a liberal plot to destroy 'merican values), and if he did invent anti-gravity paint people would gripe about him destroying all of the gravity corporations.

Hahahaha! We're talking about writing checks your *** can't cash. There's a difference.

[Leroy Lizard]

The sad thing is that if he did figure out cold fusion people would claim that it did no good, if he did cure AIDS people would claim that there never was AIDS (it was a liberal plot to destroy 'merican values), and if he did invent anti-gravity paint people would gripe about him destroying all of the gravity corporations.

So, should we award Obama the Nobel prize in physics and chemistry for cold fusion? That's the way things have been going.

[olevetonahill]

Really...what the hell IS the problem with a gay man or woman being willing to sacrifice their lives for our country?

Not a dayum thing
You go face down in a Fox Hole 1st:cool:

[LosAngelesSooner]

Not a dayum thing
You go face down in a Fox Hole 1st:cool:Right.

Because in the middle of a fire fight any gay soldier would be overcome with desire at the sight of your hairy *** scurrying into a hole, forget about the hail of bullets and mortar shells being rained down on you by enemies determined to kill you, and try to plug your redeye with his meat missile. :rolleyes:

[AggieTool]

Right.

Because in the middle of a fire fight any gay soldier would be overcome with desire at the sight of your hairy *** scurrying into a hole, forget about the hail of bullets and mortar shells being rained down on you by enemies determined to kill you, and try to plug your redeye with his meat missile. :rolleyes:

But at least the foxhole will have a FABULOUS window dressing.:D

[StoopTroup]

Once aids is cured we can start the draft and get them all to boot camp.

[Frozen Sooner]

Meh. Nothing more than what he said during the campaign. No timetable. No executive order. No stop loss order. Just "Yeah, I'll get around to it."

Thppt.

[StoopTroup]

An all gay army....now there is something I'd change careers for. I'd like to be a cameraman for that Campaign.

[yermom]

teh gheys seem like they would cause less problems than women...

[bluedogok]

What about transparent aluminum?

[Penguin]

What about transparent aluminum?


I don't think that's gay.

[stoopified]

He SAYS a lot of things.

[LosAngelesSooner]

:les: I'M THE DECIDER!!!