View Full Version : Mack Brown...
Judge Smails
10/10/2009, 06:35 PM
...drops to his knees when he has the momentum
pac10SUX
10/10/2009, 06:38 PM
Only when ponyboy is in front of him ;)
delhalew
10/10/2009, 06:46 PM
Has a squadron of airplanes gassed up and ready to fly!
sooner ngintunr
10/10/2009, 06:50 PM
....spoons his lifesize VY doll every single night.
Some nights he weeps, the doll continues to comfort him.
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/10/2009, 07:08 PM
can suck a fat crimson ****
sorry guys and badg, I've begun RRS week:D
birddog
10/10/2009, 08:20 PM
uses compound w on his genital warts.
goingoneight
10/10/2009, 08:26 PM
... really thinks that last pass was incomplete.
snrfan65
10/10/2009, 09:04 PM
...wants a fishing invite from Colt and Shipley.
goingoneight
10/10/2009, 09:08 PM
... can't believe how lucky his team just got all of a sudden.
2k2 c5
10/10/2009, 10:01 PM
...is a tool and needs to STHU.
The Ghost of Mex
10/10/2009, 10:03 PM
...will answer this one for Chris.
King Crimson
10/10/2009, 10:12 PM
still think Small Wonder is a hoot.
goingoneight
10/10/2009, 10:26 PM
... doesn't think Colorado just gave away the game in a matter of seconds.
ratherthanlater
10/10/2009, 10:36 PM
...has old man balls.
snrfan65
10/10/2009, 11:15 PM
...has the first season of "The Hills" on DVD...
soonerborn30
10/10/2009, 11:26 PM
...Brushes his teeth with Parkay
SoonerObsession
10/10/2009, 11:40 PM
...doesn't stare straight ahead in a public urinal.
SoonerObsession
10/10/2009, 11:41 PM
...sees the "Left lane closed ahead" sign, but waits till the last minute to merge.
wrote a check for a pack of gum
sooner59
10/11/2009, 12:58 AM
...thinks his punter can kick with both legs. He is obsessed with going both ways.
SoonerPr8r
10/11/2009, 01:06 AM
tweets during the game
Collier11
10/11/2009, 02:28 AM
farts into Ziploc bags so he can savor it later
sooner59
10/11/2009, 03:02 AM
thinks his team just needs to settle down in the second half
tomtom
10/11/2009, 06:28 AM
Thinks Abbott and Costello are two of the three stooges.
CrimsonJim
10/11/2009, 07:56 AM
doesn't understand the "Coach February" moniker.
AlbqSooner
10/11/2009, 08:13 AM
Says Bevo's tongue reminds him of ribbed condoms.
SunnySooner
10/11/2009, 08:28 AM
...nominated Obama for the Nobel.
StoopTroup
10/11/2009, 09:11 AM
....doesn't like that StoopTroup guy any better than that Bob Stoops guy.
BoomerSooner, esq.
10/11/2009, 09:19 AM
.....talked colt into shaving the mustache. It was tickling his upper lip.
IronHorseSooner
10/11/2009, 09:31 AM
....is about to c***-blocked out of another Big XII Title, but is consoled by the fact that he always has the Holiday Bowl!
oudivesherpa
10/11/2009, 10:40 AM
Puts Preparation H on his teeth, makes kissing Colt's as* soooo much tastier.
And less chance of confusion.
StoopTroup
10/11/2009, 10:44 AM
....is dipping his * in bevo poo.
meoveryouxinfinity
10/11/2009, 11:06 AM
tells his dentist he doesn't floss because it makes his teeth bleed.
Flagstaffsooner
10/11/2009, 11:07 AM
...Thinks John Rhode and Jenni Carlson are "insightful".
...won't fork over the extra $5 a month for the DVR, so he has to schedule practices around when The Golden Girls is on.
...drives a Ford Focus 55 mph in the passing lane
...thinks "cap and trade" will help his teeth look whiter.
snrfan65
10/11/2009, 12:38 PM
...turned his office lamp into a strobe light by installing a "Clapper"...
OKC-SLC
10/11/2009, 03:41 PM
...likes rough anoreceptive sex.
ouwapiti
10/11/2009, 03:48 PM
has an STD....' the claps'
goingoneight
10/11/2009, 03:55 PM
... has placed a call to Kevin Wilson offering to match his pay at Texas should KW be fired.
sooner59
10/11/2009, 05:49 PM
has an STD....' the claps'
Just in case he has recently received treatment....
We are are going to give him a fresh dose of the Clapp!
JLEW1818
10/11/2009, 05:53 PM
...loves dong
Tulsa_Fireman
10/11/2009, 05:56 PM
...is a polesmoking homo.
Keep it simple.
badger
10/11/2009, 06:28 PM
...knows his team is a sham and not worthy of their high ranking, but hopes the refs penalize OU enough and the Sooners get injured enough to the point that nobody else will figure out how big of a sham they really are.
OKC-SLC
10/11/2009, 10:31 PM
...loves dong
in his mouth.
ouwasp
10/11/2009, 10:37 PM
... thinks "don't ask don't tell" has something to do with press conferences...
cjames317
10/11/2009, 10:41 PM
...loves dong
...is the reason Long Duc Dong said: "No more yankee my wankee. The Donger need food."
CincySooner
10/12/2009, 08:19 AM
... said his favorite penalties were "illegal touching" and "offensive holding".
Turd_Ferguson
10/12/2009, 08:21 AM
......had seks on my chihuahua:mad:
StoopTroup
10/12/2009, 09:30 AM
....holds the Worlds Record for blowing up a doosh bag.
SoonerPr8r
10/12/2009, 11:08 AM
...tried to be roommates with Colt
badger
10/12/2009, 11:21 AM
...has already bought domain name rights to firemackbrown.com to prevent an all-out meltdown and mutiny after OU beats Texas on Saturday.
devOUt
10/12/2009, 11:39 AM
...was designated the retired head coach in waiting by the texas board of regents.
deweydw
10/12/2009, 03:23 PM
... gives Colt a bottle of milk and burps him before lights out.
badger
10/12/2009, 03:30 PM
... has run out of excuses for not getting Texas more than a single conference championship and a single national championship despite all of those great recruits in the fertile Texas recruiting ground.
olevetonahill
10/12/2009, 03:33 PM
Wonders where the Pepsodent, went
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/12/2009, 03:37 PM
.....has been to the same number of Big 12 Championship games as Colorado
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/12/2009, 03:38 PM
........still wants to know what the big news was that he heard about in his Boomer Blast
IronHorseSooner
10/12/2009, 05:04 PM
.....has been to the same number of Big 12 Championship games as Kansas State
Fixed
Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/12/2009, 07:27 PM
wants a four-way with VY, Colt, and Jordan
Judge Smails
10/12/2009, 07:34 PM
...has a butt plug in the shape of an asterisk.
jmillerfan
10/12/2009, 07:48 PM
I need some good jokes...I have too many friends that are UT fans and I really need some new material...can anybody start a thread???
okiedokie
10/12/2009, 08:10 PM
.......doesn't wash his hands after visiting the toilet
okiedokie
10/12/2009, 08:25 PM
...likes to eat Colt Mcoy's corn dog
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/12/2009, 08:26 PM
... doesn't get why he got neg spekked... and b**ches about it.
Toronto Sooner
10/12/2009, 08:58 PM
...cried when Michael Jackson died as he didn't get to fulfill his life long dream of being invited over for one of Michael Jackson's all boy sleepovers.
Toronto Sooner
10/12/2009, 09:16 PM
...has not been seen for several days now as he is in seclusion to brush up on his whining skills in anticipation that they will be needed after the OU game.
Toronto Sooner
10/12/2009, 09:25 PM
...is going high tech this year. He has already entered into contract with NASA for use of their best technologies, satellites, Hubble or otherwise, to broadcast his messages directly into homes this year, instead of using planes.
illinisooner
10/12/2009, 09:31 PM
...will be answering this one for Colt on Saturday.
Toronto Sooner
10/12/2009, 09:38 PM
...has officially purchased the copyrights to *. Anyone who uses it from now on will have to pay him 1 cent each time.
BoomerJ
10/12/2009, 10:09 PM
brushes with butter and gargles with iodine.
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/12/2009, 10:35 PM
..thinks everyone else's teeth are too white.
OUAlumni1990
10/12/2009, 10:38 PM
Like's to play with old people's "clap-on, clap-off" devices just to mess with 'em...
SunnySooner
10/12/2009, 11:22 PM
...gives out fruit for Halloween.
Toronto Sooner
10/12/2009, 11:25 PM
...has gotten tired of blow up dolls and wants to enhance the experience. Word on the street is he has been seen stalking these 2 guys:
http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/MACKBROWN12_8.BMP
Mack Brown, former Colorado buffalo football player
http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/MACKBROWN8_21150.JPG
Mack Brown, current Florida Gator football commit
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/12/2009, 11:41 PM
went on celebrity jeopardy and was stunned when Trebek said, "Suck it mack"
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 12:46 AM
... lives in a van down by the river.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 12:48 AM
... is obsessed with Matt Clapp and doesn't know why.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 12:49 AM
... has a hole in the bottom of his laptop.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 12:51 AM
... lives for prostate exams.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 12:53 AM
... has a Brokeback Mountain movie poster in his locker.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 12:57 AM
... draws dirty pictures of Michael Crabtree on bathroom walls.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 01:07 AM
... was the shooter on the grassy knoll.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 01:15 AM
... would secretly like to play in the Independence Bowl.
Judge Smails
10/13/2009, 01:25 AM
... sleeps in Scooby Doo pajamas.
soonerlucky
10/13/2009, 01:47 AM
took 2nd place on people of wal-mart
soonerlucky
10/13/2009, 01:51 AM
looks forward to movie night with Paul Rubens
boomermagic
10/13/2009, 09:05 AM
Sucks just like his team..
VA Sooner
10/13/2009, 10:46 AM
Just in case he has recently received treatment....
We are are going to give him a fresh dose of the Clapp!
Here, here... great idea!
Clapp right up the middle.
SoonerAtKU
10/13/2009, 11:13 AM
...farts at windmills just to see if he's "still got it".
SoonerinSouthlake
10/13/2009, 11:20 AM
eats boogers like pac man eats pellets
badger
10/13/2009, 11:23 AM
... is the inspiration behind the "There's a Hole in the Bucket" song.
OU44life
10/13/2009, 11:42 AM
...has a feltching club on Tuesday nights and a hamper full of shart-stained boxers.
deweydw
10/13/2009, 01:36 PM
... got busted for snorting paint.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/mugshot.jpg
setem
10/13/2009, 01:55 PM
****s in the Lazy River at Whitewater Bay!
deweydw
10/13/2009, 02:01 PM
... will be camping out at the newstand to get a look at his dream girl.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/893-Playboy_Marge_Simpson_sff_embed.jpg
deweydw
10/13/2009, 02:08 PM
... likes to ride the horsey in front of the grocery store.
Sonner magic923
10/13/2009, 02:14 PM
butters colts bread for him
goingoneight
10/13/2009, 02:20 PM
... forgets to put the "... " before coach thread posts.
goingoneight
10/13/2009, 02:28 PM
... tries desperately to pretend we're every bit as good as we were last year.
cjames317
10/13/2009, 02:34 PM
... is so jealous of Jordan Shipley.
Toronto Sooner
10/13/2009, 05:10 PM
... is so jealous of Jordan Shipley.
...is in love with former boy band (New Kids on the Block) member Jordan Knight, but still wants to Ship his real McCoy (his pet name: ley ley) to behind his Colt.
soonerboomer93
10/13/2009, 07:58 PM
pee's sitting down
BoomerJ
10/14/2009, 12:25 AM
Feels sorry for the African kids on Feed the Children commercials, but says they are so lucky that they get to stay so skinny, except, of course, for all the flies and death and stuff.
rainiersooner
10/14/2009, 12:38 AM
Wants to get inside Mark Mangino's belly.
Oh yeah, and he sucks...just like Texas.
SoonerFrance
10/14/2009, 07:21 AM
....likes to pinch bevo's inchoate steer nipples.
StoopTroup
10/14/2009, 09:22 AM
....is sometimes funnier than Jack Black.
cjames317
10/14/2009, 10:28 AM
...told Colt he needs to do a shirtless photo shoot like Tebow "to pump his Heisman Q score".
HBick
10/14/2009, 06:19 PM
...spent all week practicing his "wahhh" face.
SoonerObsession
10/14/2009, 06:32 PM
...is still mad at them Duke boys for making him look silly in Hazard County.
goingoneight
10/14/2009, 09:11 PM
... thinks Colt's mustache "was sexier than Landry's."
SoonerSon
10/14/2009, 09:28 PM
...has his Halloween costume already picked out.
http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/P/procrasti-nate/1049414030_roscoe.jpg
Judge Smails
10/14/2009, 09:42 PM
... has a standing job offer as a tester at the Clapper factory.
Judge Smails
10/14/2009, 09:43 PM
... still wonders sometimes what a "pigskin" is.
Judge Smails
10/14/2009, 09:45 PM
pee's sitting down
and crap's standing up. :mack:
westcoast_sooner
10/14/2009, 10:09 PM
Wishes he had North Carolina's offense.
BoomerJ
10/14/2009, 10:55 PM
put flat screens in his bathrooms at home as a recruiting tool because his pad is more pimp than Bob Stoops.
Judge Smails
10/15/2009, 03:32 AM
... wants to show Colt his "O" face.
O! :mack: O! :mack: O! :mack: O! :mack:
VA Sooner
10/15/2009, 02:54 PM
...told Colt he needs to do a shirtless photo shoot like Tebow "to pump his Heisman Q score".
...wants to be there for Colt's shirtless photo shoot.
deweydw
10/15/2009, 03:04 PM
...wants to be there for Colt's shirtless photo shoot.
... with a bottle of lotion.
goingoneight
10/15/2009, 03:50 PM
... uses Chipotlaway!
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/15/2009, 04:01 PM
.........weighs 18 Courics
goingoneight
10/15/2009, 04:02 PM
... is ignorant... just ignorant, yes... :D
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/15/2009, 04:05 PM
... is ignorant... just ignorant, yes... :D
that's just ignorant, you're all ignorant. heeeeheeeee shammmooonnnnne!
TheHumanAlphabet
10/15/2009, 04:16 PM
Is suing the makers of Trident White gum because they haven't whitened his teeth...
And Texas still sucks!
IronHorseSooner
10/15/2009, 04:32 PM
... uses Chipotlaway!
....and also sees "Dead Celebrities"
Toronto Sooner
10/15/2009, 07:22 PM
... uses Chipotlaway!
...has already made reservations for him, Colt and Shipley to be entertained at a Chippendales club (all male strippers) after the OU game.
Toronto Sooner
10/15/2009, 07:31 PM
...has already made reservations for him, Colt and Shipley to be entertained at a Chippendales club (all male strippers) after the OU game.
..., after Chippendales, he will walk Colt and Shipley back to their (shared) 1 bedroom love nest. Once at the door he will say: "Let's play ball!!!"
cjames317
10/16/2009, 10:17 AM
... stayed up way too late last night talking with Rachel Glandorf about Colt and stuff.
goingoneight
10/16/2009, 11:37 AM
... calls himself and his team "unlucky."
StoopTroup
10/16/2009, 01:29 PM
....just tried to sell his soul to the devil again.
reddfoxx
10/16/2009, 03:19 PM
Recruited Colt in buttless chaps.
SoonerNate
10/16/2009, 03:27 PM
"Let me answer that for Chris"
OU44life
10/16/2009, 03:48 PM
...thought that when he took the "Head Coach" job at UT that it meant being the guy in charge of giving BJ's to the rest of the coaching staff. He was sadly disappointed and pretends to this very day, to like football.
cjames317
10/16/2009, 03:54 PM
... just came up with a trick play for Colt and Shipley during film study. He calls it "the banana in the tailpipe."
OU44life
10/16/2009, 03:54 PM
...secretly has a tattoo of the phrase, "In A Great Way", on his buttocks.
OU44life
10/16/2009, 03:56 PM
... just came up with a trick play for Colt and Shipley during film study. He calls it "the banana in the tailpipe."
LOL
And they will run that play over and over i'm sure!
SoonerDood
10/16/2009, 06:38 PM
...thinks Colt gives the best "blumpkins" since Chrissy Simms.
goingoneight
10/16/2009, 08:12 PM
... put his O-Linemen on Extenze, because he heard on TV that it can make a man larger.
StoopTroup
10/17/2009, 09:34 AM
...is in a fetal position right now.
VA Sooner
10/17/2009, 09:53 AM
...is having the runs...
VA Sooner
10/17/2009, 09:54 AM
....can't find his Depends.
VA Sooner
10/17/2009, 09:54 AM
...doesn't want to come out of the tunnel.
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