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Baylor Penguin
10/7/2009, 06:23 PM
This Saturday will mark the first Baylor victory over the oklahoma gooners in history!


MARK IT DOWN, BABY!!!!


BU 24 - land thieves 13
JLEW1818
10/7/2009, 06:25 PM
we have not giving up 24 points all season.. how would we give up 24 to yall?
CK Sooner
10/7/2009, 06:27 PM
troll boy
IronSoonerMan
10/7/2009, 06:29 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!
oupride
10/7/2009, 06:34 PM
Not this year.
SunnySooner
10/7/2009, 06:37 PM
If you couldn't beat us in the 90's, it ain't happenin' now. Have fun with your little fantasy, though! Saturday will be a long day for Bear fans.
boomersooner28
10/7/2009, 06:38 PM
Thank you. I needed this laugh. :D
Baylor Penguin
10/7/2009, 06:44 PM
Not this year.


You lost to Mormons!!!!!!!!!!!
GKeeper316
10/7/2009, 06:45 PM
i highly recommend this thread as an alternative to the "doom and gloom" threads.

9/10 and kudos baylor dude.
canes4ever
10/7/2009, 06:55 PM
This Saturday will mark the first Baylor victory over the oklahoma gooners in history!


MARK IT DOWN, BABY!!!!


BU 24 - land thieves 13


Losing Griffin hurt..
boomermagic
10/7/2009, 07:19 PM
well, I am not even sure texas will beat us but I AM sure baylor can't do it...
Lott's Bandana
10/7/2009, 07:23 PM
I've missed the penguins.
mightysooner
10/7/2009, 07:59 PM
Hey it could happen. If you can stop the mind-bendingly clever smoke draw play you can beat us.
Baylor Penguin
10/7/2009, 08:14 PM
I've never been to a 3rd world country before. Do I need to get shots before I make the trip to Mobile-homa?
Curly Bill
10/7/2009, 08:17 PM
These threads are funnier when what the Penguins say are going to happen are unimaginable...

...this year? I could almost see it.
olevetonahill
10/7/2009, 08:18 PM
God is a Bear. Satan is a drunken Sooner.
And dont yall ferget it :mad:
sooner ngintunr
10/7/2009, 08:20 PM
if you hold us to 13, your only chance to win is by scoring 14. haven't you been watchin?
fadada1
10/7/2009, 08:21 PM
if he would've called us dirt burglars, i'd say he was a poke. calling us land thieves makes this legit.
yermom
10/7/2009, 08:27 PM
we're doomed
stoopified
10/7/2009, 08:38 PM
Is it basketball season already?I know Baylor juco doesn't play football.
Dio
10/7/2009, 08:40 PM
You've been talking to that crazy penguin again, haven't you?
VA Sooner
10/7/2009, 09:04 PM
Should be a good game... looking to see what the coaches have in store for us as far as adjustments. Baylor won't be the same without Griffin... in fact, besides a very good lineman, I'm not sure what they have on the roster.
bluedogok
10/7/2009, 09:08 PM
if he would've called us dirt burglars, i'd say he was a poke. calling us land thieves makes this legit.
I still say a poke with the "gooners" comment, I don't think that I have ever heard anyone but a poke use that term.
sooner ngintunr
10/7/2009, 09:09 PM
Should be a good game... looking to see what the coaches have in store for us as far as adjustments. Baylor won't be the same without Griffin... in fact, besides a very good lineman, I'm not sure what they have on the roster.

They can play some mean Hockey! or track, or something.:confused:
misplacedsooner
10/7/2009, 09:12 PM
made everyone get a good chuckle didnt he?
ouduckhunter
10/7/2009, 09:16 PM
You lost to Mormons!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but we're not gonna lose to the Baptist!
olevetonahill
10/7/2009, 09:17 PM
Yeah, but we're not gonna lose to the Baptist!

Who prays harder ?
Baylor Penguin
10/7/2009, 09:17 PM
We're getting you at a perfect time! You're all depressed about the Miami loss and you're overlooking us and preparing for Texas.


It's time for you arrogant paperclips to get your come-up-ins!
buck
10/7/2009, 09:21 PM
come-up-ins???
StoopTroup
10/7/2009, 09:24 PM
Don't bears eat penguins?
SicEmBaylor
10/7/2009, 09:25 PM
This is delightful.

The fake Baylor fan talks better trash than the real one. ;)
StoopTroup
10/7/2009, 09:28 PM
This is delightful.

The fake Baylor fan talks better trash than the real one. ;)

Hey Van Milder...how's school going? You gonna be able to come to the football game or are you gonna have to work on finishin' up weavin' this weeks basket for extra credit?
bluedogok
10/7/2009, 09:39 PM
Nah..SicEm reminds me more of Lazlo....
BoomerJ
10/7/2009, 10:16 PM
God is a Bear. Satan is a drunken Sooner.
And dont yall ferget it :mad:

On the eighth day God created Baylor....................and laughed

and laughed

and laughed
SicEmBaylor
10/7/2009, 10:20 PM
God didn't create Baylor -- God graduated from Baylor! Where do you think he learned those world class bioengineering and geological skills?
cjames317
10/7/2009, 11:21 PM
This Saturday will mark the first Baylor victory over the oklahoma gooners in history!


MARK IT DOWN, BABY!!!!


BU 24 - land thieves 13

If we're the land thieves, aren't y'all the beer thieves?
Boomer.....
10/8/2009, 07:35 AM
I've missed the penguins.

Me too. :D
sooneron
10/8/2009, 07:40 AM
ah, good times...
beer4me
10/8/2009, 08:13 AM
aren't y'all the beer thieves?

That's Sacrilege
ARKtos
10/8/2009, 08:46 AM
If we're the land thieves, aren't y'all the beer thieves?


Easy there, big fella!!! Don't you know? NOBODY is allowed to mention the "brew boosting bimbo" (this is a clever way to circumvent internet searches for the term "Baylor Be*r Thi*f"). Daddy's got a lawyer and EVERYONE'S threads/site have been pulled under threat of legal action.

Everyone look straight.
RFH Shakes
10/8/2009, 09:07 AM
STAY AWAY FROM MY CURS LITE!!!!!
S.PadreIsl.Sooner
10/8/2009, 09:54 AM
How silly is this thread? Baylor Penguin is still green. That's how silly. BOOMER!!!
Widescreen
10/8/2009, 10:12 AM
That's because most long-timers recognize this for what it is.
texas bandman
10/8/2009, 10:12 AM
ROTFLMAO....Silly penguin!
Hot Rod
10/8/2009, 10:29 AM
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/mockingbird/1118/fightclub/bmpenguin.jpg

Oh! I see what's going on here.
Knippz
10/8/2009, 10:34 AM
I was wondering when the "this is the year" thread was coming up.

Just waiting for the bump on Saturday with a bunch of SF making fun of Penguin, but he is nowhere to be found.
Knippz
10/8/2009, 10:36 AM
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/mockingbird/1118/fightclub/bmpenguin.jpg

Oh! I see what's going on here.

So sorry to interrupt!!
humblesooner
10/8/2009, 10:36 AM
The penguin never disappears....he just moves on to next week's opponent.
When is the last time we saw the WhornPenguin?
bcgvh
10/8/2009, 10:54 AM
You lost to Mormons!!!!!!!!!!!

You lose to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 10:57 AM
It is good to see the Penguins return to their Native Oklahoman roots. Now if we could get Shamu to return to Lake Thunderbird.....
deweydw
10/8/2009, 11:27 AM
I will say this for Baylor. They have a great hospital in Dallas.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/hellonurse.jpg

Helllloooo nurse!!!

Didn't see any penguins though.
Widescreen
10/8/2009, 12:01 PM
You lose to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psst. Their record this season is better than ours.
Chuck Bao
10/8/2009, 12:20 PM
Hey Baylor Penguin, do I know you from a different board?

Anyway, welcome to Oklahoma and I hope the OU fans treat visiting Baylor fans well.

I wore green and gold to the game at Memorial Stadium back in '85 and I had numerous OU fans come up and shake my hand and say great game and good luck. I never experienced anything like it at a football game.

And...yeah...well...if a Baylor victory gets the Bears a bowl bid, I'm going to say Go Bears!
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 12:22 PM
Hey Baylor Penguin, do I know you from a different board?

Anyway, welcome to Oklahoma and I hope the OU fans treat visiting Baylor fans well.

I wore green and gold to the game at Memorial Stadium back in '85 and I had numerous OU fans come up and shake my hand and say great game and good luck. I never experienced anything like it at a football game.

And...yeah...well...if a Baylor victory gets the Bears a bowl bid, I'm going to say Go Bears!

We're going treat both of them fine Chuck. Don't worry.
Desert Sapper
10/8/2009, 12:25 PM
Psst. Their record this season is better than ours.

We'll see if that's true after Saturday.

Bradfordless Sooners are still better than Griffinless Bears. And it's in our house.
Chuck Bao
10/8/2009, 12:37 PM
We're going treat both of them fine Chuck. Don't worry.

Thank you in advance, ST, for being a gracious host, win or lose. OU fans are amongst the best sports fans in the world, in my opinion.

I just wish I could be there.
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 12:38 PM
Thank you in advance, ST, for being a gracious host, win or lose. OU fans are amongst the best sports fans in the world, in my opinion.

I just wish I could be there.

I'll check my lotto numbers and see if I can afford to fly ya in. :D
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 12:40 PM
Just checked em....looks like you'll be watchin' from Home. Sorry. :D
Chuck Bao
10/8/2009, 01:03 PM
Just checked em....looks like you'll be watchin' from Home. Sorry. :D

Dang! I guess I should now unpack my bags. Still, it is pretty magnanimous of a Sooner fan offering to spend his Lotto winnings on flying in a Baylor fan for the game. It's the thought that counts. See, OU fans are the best.
Baylor Penguin
10/9/2009, 08:43 AM
Just waiting for the bump on Saturday with a bunch of SF making fun of Penguin, but he is nowhere to be found.


Don't worry. You can't get rid of me so easily.
eastdallasloco
10/9/2009, 09:56 AM
well, I am not even sure texas will beat us but I AM sure baylor can't do it...

texas will prison rape you but you may not even care about that game if you lose to the bears.
Sirus
10/9/2009, 12:23 PM
Umm, We just got OUr QB back. You wanna go ahead and lock this thread? Cuz' it isn't relevant any longer.
beer4me
10/9/2009, 12:55 PM
It is good to see the Penguins return to their Native Oklahoman roots. Now if we could get Shamu to return to Lake Thunderbird.....

Dirty bird does have some scary stuff in there ;)
OU44life
10/9/2009, 01:25 PM
I dont know guys, I've done my up to date research and Griffin is ready to go for Saturday. Maybe we should be worried.


http://stewiesplayground.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/peter-griffin.png
picasso
10/9/2009, 02:51 PM
Hey troll, Texas land is also stolen. Read some history, you can find it in things called books.
picasso
10/9/2009, 02:52 PM
texas will prison rape you but you may not even care about that game if you lose to the bears.

Prison rape? You an expert on that subject there muddy?
picasso
10/9/2009, 03:02 PM
Look evarrrrbarrdy! A Baylor fan talking smack on a football board. I still can't stop laughing. What a knee slapper.
Baylor Penguin
10/10/2009, 01:33 PM
Umm, We just got OUr QB back. You wanna go ahead and lock this thread? Cuz' it isn't relevant any longer.


Good! At least you won't have that excuse to fall on when the bears devour you!!!
Baylor Penguin
10/10/2009, 01:36 PM
Hey troll, Texas land is also stolen. Read some history, you can find it in things called books.


Not WACO! The Holy Land of Waco was given as a gift from God.
OUAlumni1990
10/10/2009, 01:40 PM
I don't care if Griffin was playing and Bradford was still out. Baylor is in no way coming out of Norman with a W. This guy HAS to be trying to pull our chain, cause nobody can be that stupid.
picasso
10/10/2009, 01:40 PM
Not WACO! The Holy Land of Waco was given as a gift from God.

And taken away from you by Janet Reno.