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StoopTroup
10/4/2009, 11:22 AM
...is still pooping his pants right now.
Sooner Eclipse
10/4/2009, 12:04 PM
You better be a manic depressive if you're going to root for that crew.
batonrougesooner
10/4/2009, 12:06 PM
...wishes this week's game wasn't in Norman.
letsroll
10/4/2009, 01:10 PM
...Is not smarter than a 5th grader.
cjames317
10/7/2009, 11:12 AM
... asked me, "Where's the love?"
Boomer.....
10/7/2009, 11:13 AM
.....thinks SicEm is a man's man.
StoopTroup
10/7/2009, 11:15 AM
...has mouth kissed teh SicEm. ;)
Gresho Murford
10/7/2009, 11:16 AM
reads Brail for fun.
Mississippi Sooner
10/7/2009, 11:17 AM
...thinks that Houston gig doesn't look so bad anymore.
badger
10/7/2009, 11:21 AM
Oh yeah... we have an opposing coach to trash this week... um... sweet! Art Briles...

... recruits hockey players and track stars to play football. (he really does)
... has no other way to get quality players to play football at Baylor. (he really doesn't)
ouwapiti
10/7/2009, 11:25 AM
ordered a 'snuggie'
tommieharris91
10/7/2009, 11:26 AM
...thinks OU would be better if Kevin Wilson were fired.
Mississippi Sooner
10/7/2009, 11:29 AM
...doesn't mind if his players tweet.
badger
10/7/2009, 11:31 AM
... has already spent Baylor's bowl payout allotment for this season.
OUmillenium
10/7/2009, 11:37 AM
...prefers Art Deco.
goingoneight
10/7/2009, 11:41 AM
... says it may be an inch, but it's the mighty inch!
TheHumanAlphabet
10/7/2009, 12:02 PM
Wishes he was back in Houston after losing the top 2 deep QBs...
beer4me
10/7/2009, 12:10 PM
Wishing he hadn't torn Robert Griffins ACL
badger
10/7/2009, 12:11 PM
... thinks he can repair Griff's ACL with scotch tape, because it is only a tear.
goingoneight
10/7/2009, 12:12 PM
... blamed Brent Venables for RG's ACL.
beer4me
10/7/2009, 12:23 PM
Wants to call baby tebus to heal Griffins ACL
badger
10/7/2009, 12:48 PM
... takes coaching advice from Skeletor.
StoopTroup
10/7/2009, 12:52 PM
....has a bear skin rug in his office and word is...he has his calls put on hold, gets naked and lays around on it almost everyday.
badger
10/7/2009, 12:56 PM
... convinces recruits that if they attend Baylor and not UT or A&M, they will never catch the swine flu, the bird flu or the gay... nttawwt.
Sasakwa
10/7/2009, 01:27 PM
...has a better overall record and a better quality win than Bob...

oh wait, the idea is to bash him? Then I meant to say:

...has seen more cougars in Waco than he saw in Houston.
cjames317
10/7/2009, 01:28 PM
... wants to be like fran (collecting checks from a&m until 2012).
Hot Rod
10/7/2009, 01:31 PM
...would do anything, and I mean ANYTHING, for a Klondike Bar!
CincySooner
10/7/2009, 01:37 PM
... thinks Baloo should have just eaten that little brat, Mowgli
SbOrOiNaEnR
10/7/2009, 02:00 PM
...thinks "Le Bare" is an alumni hangout.
deweydw
10/7/2009, 03:50 PM
... thought he had signed a contract with Bayer.
humblesooner
10/7/2009, 03:57 PM
...has a cousin Barney in law enforcement in Mayberry.
meoveryouxinfinity
10/7/2009, 04:12 PM
WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF BV AND KW AND BS.
devOUt
10/7/2009, 07:59 PM
....thinks "How Great Thou Art" was written about him.
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/7/2009, 08:09 PM
ordered a 'snuggie'

... and plans on wearing it to the game this weekend.
starclassic tama
10/7/2009, 08:29 PM
...is the head football coach at baylor university
Dio
10/7/2009, 08:32 PM
...stole SicEm's last Zima
Dio
10/7/2009, 08:34 PM
...likes WKRP in Cincinnati a lot more since they edited all the original songs out
Cheshire Bear.
10/7/2009, 08:40 PM
...wouldn't choke with the talent OU has. Just saying.
westcoast_sooner
10/7/2009, 09:10 PM
Wishes that Baylor wasn't thought of as just another BYE week.
VA Sooner
10/7/2009, 09:13 PM
can't sleep at night wondering how pissed of the Sooners are going to be on the field and especially after that butt-kicking Stoops has been attending to with the defense.
CrimsonandCreamForever
10/7/2009, 09:17 PM
...wishes he could get a big fat check like Utah State and Tulsa...
BoomerJ
10/7/2009, 11:05 PM
was told that the Baptist frowned on Art and his wife having sex while standing up because it might lead to dancing.
SicEmBaylor
10/7/2009, 11:13 PM
...may be looking to buy a house in Norman when he beats Stoops this weekend.
westcoast_sooner
10/8/2009, 12:25 AM
... wishes Mike Singletary had taken the Head Coaching job at Baylor.
soonerborn30
10/8/2009, 08:42 AM
...thinks Dane Cook is hilarious
Hot Rod
10/8/2009, 08:46 AM
...when asked if he ever saw OU's wishbone said "I didn't know the Sooners had their own salad dressing."
badger
10/8/2009, 08:58 AM
... is already strategically planning which four games to win to become bowl-eligible. OU is not one of the strategic games.
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:00 PM
... was shooting craps and blew a hole in the toilet.
OUmillenium
10/8/2009, 12:01 PM
lol
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:04 PM
... tip-toed past the medicine cabinet so he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:07 PM
... stayed up all night long studying. He had a urine test the next day.
badger
10/8/2009, 12:09 PM
... tried to tell the drug tester that the reason his pee bottle was frozen was because he ate ice cream before the test.
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:10 PM
... once stared at a frozen orange juice can for over an hour. It said 'concentrate".
Breadburner
10/8/2009, 12:12 PM
Was over joyed when his parents changed his name from Fart Biles.....
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:12 PM
... when covering his ears. He's trying to hold a thought.
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 12:14 PM
....joined the Posse to find out about the juice.
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:14 PM
... got fired from the M&M factory. He kept throwing away the W's
goingoneight
10/8/2009, 12:15 PM
... pees in the shower... even when his wife is taking a bath.
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 12:16 PM
....is stalking deweydw to try and steal is GF.
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 12:17 PM
....will continue to play Santa in Waco as long as SicEm will be his head Elf.
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:27 PM
....is stalking deweydw to try and steal is GF.

... stuck his fingers in his ears and jumped up and down when she said "show me you're nuts."
Hot Rod
10/8/2009, 12:35 PM
...has never gotten over Macho Grande.
badger
10/8/2009, 12:36 PM
... hired Deion Sanders to get Dez to transfer to Baylor.
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:37 PM
...has never gotten over Macho Grande.

... but was happy again when he saw Nacho Libre.
badger
10/8/2009, 12:38 PM
... was even happier singing along to Gloria Estefan's Cuba Libre.
StoopTroup
10/8/2009, 12:42 PM
...had his David Koresh tat covered up last week.
deweydw
10/8/2009, 12:47 PM
...had his David Koresh tat covered up last week.

... with an Opus tat.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/opus_thepenguin_240_001.jpg
Chuck Bao
10/8/2009, 12:51 PM
...has the Baylor fans excited about the possibility of a Texas Bowl or Independence Bowl bid.
BoomerGirl34
10/8/2009, 02:48 PM
...is less masculine than WBB coach Kim Mulkey.
KantoSooner
10/8/2009, 03:36 PM
lives in Waco. Or at least probably does. Maybe he drives in from Austin, though.....dunno.
anyway, at least he works there.
so we ought to be nice to the poor bugger.
You'd want to work there? didna think so.
cjames317
10/8/2009, 03:48 PM
... just called Bronco Mendenhall and asked him to share some of those "How to eff OU" plays.
The Ghost of Mex
10/8/2009, 08:53 PM
Is a maniac… maniac on the floor…
SunnySooner
10/8/2009, 09:11 PM
...showers once a month, whether he needs it or not.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/9/2009, 08:33 AM
...Called the NCAA to report Dez Bryant, but got the team and week wrong.
badger
10/9/2009, 09:49 AM
... doesn't understand why the student section won't embrace the idea that he proposed: "Waco shouldn't be the branch dividian, but rather, the branch unite-ian!"
eastdallasloco
10/9/2009, 09:51 AM
will be 1-1 against the sooners after tomorrow.
badger
10/9/2009, 09:56 AM
will be 1-1 against the sooners after tomorrow.

1 to the izzzle, 1 to the izzay
Both still counted as lozzez
Don't act too pizzay!
StoopTroup
10/9/2009, 10:57 AM
...is preparing to get declawed.
deweydw
10/9/2009, 11:42 AM
... just heard the other boot drop.
deweydw
10/9/2009, 11:48 AM
... did a face palm when he heard that Sammy will start.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/picard-facepalm.jpg
badger
10/9/2009, 12:06 PM
...donated his entire paycheck to the Swear Jar on his desk after he heard Sammie was QBing this Saturday.
cjames317
10/9/2009, 05:19 PM
... just dropped Robert Griffin off at Baylor Med Ctr for installation of a bionic knee.
VA Sooner
10/9/2009, 05:28 PM
... tried to work out with Deion Sanders hoping the NCAA would find out and suspend him as coach so he wouldn't witness the woodshed beating tomorrow.
BoomerJ
10/10/2009, 03:05 AM
always refers to home as "Wacky Waco".
sooner59
10/10/2009, 03:56 AM
....says Griffin is a game-time decision for the FLA-LSU game.
btk108
10/10/2009, 04:26 AM
is skeered because bear hunting is legal in OK now....and Homey has a gun
Flagstaffsooner
10/10/2009, 07:49 AM
...is looking ahead to Iowa State.
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/10/2009, 09:13 AM
....tried to call in "sick" after hearing Sam is starting
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/10/2009, 09:14 AM
......started growing a stache to be like Landry. He then cried himself to sleep after learning Landry shaved the stache
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/10/2009, 09:16 AM
....plans on loading the box when Oklahoma is in 3rd and long situations
CaliBornSoonerBred
10/10/2009, 09:20 AM
.....wishes he could do as good of a recruiting job at Baylor as he did at Stephenville.
BetterSoonerThanLater
10/10/2009, 12:15 PM
...asked Stoops if he could borrow the stache since we weren't going to use him.
cjames317
10/10/2009, 01:22 PM
... knows that Sam under center means "run" and Sam in the shotgun means "pass".