I knew there was something in that swamp water

[Sirus]

Tebow wasn't sick from a concussion. The team has turned into zombies.

http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2009/10/01/zombies.html?sid=101

I guess we better start aiming for the heads if we are gonna win this one. IT must be spreading.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Well, there aren't any zombies down there, but the brain dead morons that seem to flock to all the floriduh schools are close enough!

[mehip]

To paraphrase Robert Heinlein

"Them boys haint Zombies, they're just stupid."