Swine Flurida vs. Tucky [Archive] - SoonerFans.com Message Boards

sooner59

9/26/2009, 05:16 PM

Somebody told Kentucky that the proper way to tackle is to throw and elbow or shoulder half-heartedly at somebody.

sooner59

9/26/2009, 05:20 PM

And down goes Tebow...

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:20 PM

Tbow got tboned

sooner59

9/26/2009, 05:21 PM

3-0 flu

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:31 PM

Well, kent is killing themselves

sooner59

9/26/2009, 05:33 PM

Tebow is so slow. If they would just wrap him up or grab his leg, he is ineffective.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 05:33 PM

crap

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:34 PM

yep and they don't need to help out fduh

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 05:34 PM

Do you think one of these announcers is just gonna go ahead and run down to the field and suck Tebow off?

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 05:35 PM

Not sure I've eva seen a coach take the headphones off and then back on in less than a half second...lol

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:36 PM

I am surpised that the woman before the game said tboner was "ALMOST" perfect. I thought they all think he is ????

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:36 PM

Come on kentucky, your playn folks that need beds in hospitals!!!!!!!!!!!!

sooner59

9/26/2009, 05:36 PM

LOL

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:39 PM

tuck better pull their heads out or it's gonna be 63 to 5 again

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 05:40 PM

I am late but i am here. had to go mow the Father in laws place.

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:41 PM

You haven't missed anything. It is the The sick vs. The inept.

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 05:42 PM

You haven't missed anything. It is the The sick vs. The inept.

lol

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:42 PM

tucky coach gonna stroke out

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 05:42 PM

The Wildcats could probably use Tubby Smith calling plays right now.

Tulsa_Fireman

9/26/2009, 05:43 PM

http://ugaprssa.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/major-payne.jpg

ONE! Tubby tubby...

TWO! Tubby tubby...

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 05:43 PM

That must have been one of Miami's 4.2 guys.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 05:43 PM

"You can't stop the Gator rain!"

Nah...no bias here or anything...

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:43 PM

Kent might try calling blake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:44 PM

well never thought tuck was gonna beat fduh but thought they might give them a game. But this is a practice session

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 05:44 PM

I would love to see one of them gators have a running bowel movement.

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:45 PM

OUHOMER your watching tucky have one now.

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 05:46 PM

no kidding this is bad

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:47 PM

This you know will be a Instant classic caz tboner and all the fduh players should be in the hosptial yet they come out and beat tucky 145,659, 299 to nuthn

sooner59

9/26/2009, 05:47 PM

So quick question:

Should the NCAA allow players who are known to have the flu to even play? It seems like that would be irresponsible to knowingly expose people to a virus. It is a crime to knowingly spread a virus. Is this a gray area?

Personally, I don't feel this way, because 18-22 year football players should have a decent immune system, and it hasn't really been that big of a problem in the past. Just thought I would see if anybody else wondered this?

85sooners

9/26/2009, 05:47 PM

wildcats my *** they can suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 05:48 PM

teblow should probably leave right now and be rushed to Mercy Hospital.

meoveryouxinfinity

9/26/2009, 05:49 PM

Kentucky succs.

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:49 PM

Please, whatever happens, don't let blood get on tebow, anywhere!!!!!

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:49 PM

Is it just me or does bob davy want to make you to give yourself brain surgery??

Tulsa_Fireman

9/26/2009, 05:50 PM

It's okay.

T-blow laid healing hands on the team before the game. Just so happened to be a leper passing by when he did, so he healed him too.

Oh, and raised the dead body of Bear Bryant just to motivationally yell in his face for an hour then forgave him of his sins before he died again.

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:51 PM

Bets Bets how many more times are we gonna hear the word vomiting??

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 05:51 PM

Time for Bowden to retire.

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 05:52 PM

this is going to be ugly, I might go take my shower now instead of halftime.

Is there going to be any more good games on tonight?

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:53 PM

Any questions now on the messiah love???

Tulsa_Fireman

9/26/2009, 05:53 PM

Bets Bets how many more times are we gonna hear the word vomiting??

In relation to Bob Davie talking out of his Irish fail-*** or from the forced regurgitation from the massive vacuum around all these people sucking off the great messiah Tee-Blow?

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:53 PM

Iowa/Penn
Hou/Tek

Tulsa_Fireman

9/26/2009, 05:54 PM

Popcorn State versus Montana State Welding College of the Blind.

Johnny Utah

9/26/2009, 05:54 PM

Is it just me or does bob davy want to make you to give yourself brain surgery??

Ha :D ... I've thought that for quite a while and can't quite get the southern-type accent he tries to affect when he's a northerner :confused: Davie and Gary Danielson are 2 of my least favorite announcers.

sooner59

9/26/2009, 05:54 PM

Tebow just won the Heisman for this travesty of a game.

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 05:55 PM

Iowa/Penn
Hou/Tek

I think i will setup for hou-tek game

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 05:56 PM

I think i will setup for hou-tek game

Gonna empty the vomit bucket?

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 05:57 PM

Tebow wants Urban to ride him!

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 05:57 PM

Seriously, i can't wait for tebow to leave. what is meyer gonna do when his holiness leaves?

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:57 PM

Why don't they just suck him off now and save some energy?

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 05:58 PM

Kentucky is making these tards look way better than they are.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 05:59 PM

And now the dumbass announcers are actually suggesting Florida start throwing it downfield!

beer4me

9/26/2009, 05:59 PM

gawd tucky looks like a girl team bet they would screw up a wet dream

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 06:00 PM

TRACK MEET !

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 06:01 PM

flu is on pace for 120 points.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 06:01 PM

Florida is PERFECT!!!!!!

sooner59

9/26/2009, 06:01 PM

"They are riding Tim Tebow like Secretariot." Nothing sexual about that.

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:03 PM

well lets review tucky

They can't cover
They can't protect
They can't run
They can't pass
They can't remember the snap count
They can't tackle
They can't make a catch
They can't throw the ball
They can't remember they should control LOS

OK what else have I missed ???

sooner59

9/26/2009, 06:06 PM

Kentucky is so bad they probably couldn't even catch the flu from the gayturds.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 06:06 PM

Soonerus

9/26/2009, 06:09 PM

Kentucky is very difficult to watch...

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 06:10 PM

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 06:11 PM

Didn't the announcers say earlier that this guy is the best QB in the SEC? lol

sooner59

9/26/2009, 06:12 PM

Pretty sure Kentucky tied Bye.

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:13 PM

Ok second bet how many times is respiratory illness gonna be said?

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 06:15 PM

South Fla second best team in Fla, without Grothe??

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:16 PM

this game should be run ruled tucky is inept at every point

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 06:19 PM

I'd call it right now on account of Kentucky suffering from swine flu.

sooner59

9/26/2009, 06:22 PM

TD Kentucky!

Wait.....nevermind they just got really excited over a 1st down.

Sorry everybody.

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:23 PM

flag there is a surpise they haven't had one all night

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:25 PM

TD Kentucky!

Wait.....nevermind they just got really excited over a 1st down.

Sorry everybody.

hehe that's what I thought too:D

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:26 PM

any guesses when tblow gets pulled if at all???

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 06:27 PM

Move kentucky out and add William & Mary!!!

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 06:27 PM

any guesses when tblow gets pulled if at all???

Once he has his 1000 yards.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 06:28 PM

Here comes the big comeback!!!! lol

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 06:28 PM

OMG....flurida's d blows.

;)

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:28 PM

wow a td but your still down 600 points

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 06:28 PM

any guesses when tblow gets pulled if at all???

When his Dad parts the Red Sea!

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:29 PM

Once he has his 1000 yards.

Well heck I thought he already had a 1000 yards

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 06:30 PM

Florida's so fast he STARTS with 1000!

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:35 PM

ok well I give I now believe that floraduh and tblow are the proper religion we should be following.

sooner59

9/26/2009, 06:39 PM

any guesses when tblow gets pulled if at all???

Tebow does NOT pull out!!! [hairGel]

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 06:39 PM

ESPN has this site saved in their Favorites. :D

http://www.tebowzone.com/facts/

beer4me

9/26/2009, 06:42 PM

Tebow does NOT pull out!!! [hairGel]

yep I forgot sorry

SoonerKnight

9/26/2009, 06:46 PM

Tebow does NOT put out!!! [hairGel]

Fixed! :D

Still a virgin you know! :D

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:01 PM

Other SEC greatest so far:

Remember that team that held Flurida to 23 points?

They are in a dog fight right now with a team that needed OT to beat North Texas.

beer4me

9/26/2009, 07:10 PM

Tebow does NOT pull out!!! [hairGel]

Hey hey wait a minute on second thought he said he has never had sex so what the f would he know about pulling it out or keeping it in :D :D :D

beer4me

9/26/2009, 07:11 PM

Fixed! :D

Still a virgin you know! :D

yep just made a new post about that:D

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:11 PM

He can't be a virgin, because I keep hearing about how Urban Meyer rides him so much.

beer4me

9/26/2009, 07:14 PM

He can't be a virgin, because I keep hearing about how Urban Meyer rides him so much.

Depends on the definition of what sex is :D

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:27 PM

Finally, an announcer gets something right about florida:

"They have a lot of TOOLS"

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 07:30 PM

he aint moving

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:31 PM

Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it... Not gonna say it...

Seriously...I'm not.

Petro-Sooner

9/26/2009, 07:31 PM

Replay please!!!

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:31 PM

Ummm......

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:31 PM

Here it comes!

Petro-Sooner

9/26/2009, 07:31 PM

YES!!!!!! :texan:

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:32 PM

He got destroyed.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:32 PM

WOW!

sooner ngintunr

9/26/2009, 07:32 PM

looks like he took a pretty hard knee from his O lineman.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:32 PM

They should leave him in.

;)

swardboy

9/26/2009, 07:32 PM

Hitting his own lineman's legs on the way down is what did it.

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 07:33 PM

i think the knee to the back of the head got him

SoonerDood

9/26/2009, 07:33 PM

he's milking it.

Breadburner

9/26/2009, 07:33 PM

Tebow Got Knocked the **** out......heh...

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:33 PM

Replay please!!!

No worries...ESPN will play it 50 times per hour for a week.

Petro-Sooner

9/26/2009, 07:34 PM

No worries...ESPN will play it 50 times per hour for a week.

Yeah, what was I thinkin??

sooner ngintunr

9/26/2009, 07:35 PM

concussion

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:35 PM

Yeah that knee hit was really bad.

Hard to watch.

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 07:35 PM

tempered pandimonium

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:35 PM

They should leave him in.

If they don't he'll scream and jump up and down.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:36 PM

LETS GO WILDCATS ! ! !

stoopified

9/26/2009, 07:36 PM

I thought for a minute Tebow might have been killed on that play.I was anticipating Tebow Resurrection special on ESPN Monday.

sooner ngintunr

9/26/2009, 07:36 PM

looks like likes hes ready for a nap.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:37 PM

looks like likes hes ready for a nap.

Looked to me like he took one already!

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:37 PM

I thought for a minute Tebow might have been killed on that play.I was anticipating Tebow Resurrection special on ESPN Monday.

When he popped up I thought of Lazarus.

swardboy

9/26/2009, 07:38 PM

I predict a dramatic personality change in the man, as he starts frequenting strip clubs and imbibing alcoholic beverages frequently....and turns atheist.

Hotrod3157

9/26/2009, 07:38 PM

I dont like the guy but I hate to see that happen. Hate seein any team lose players due to injury.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:38 PM

looks like likes hes ready for a nap.

A Hospital Bed.

Seriously...I know he's a tough guy...but he really ought to have some Medical Attention soon.

Just my initial reaction as there is no way they can put him back in this game after a hit like that anyway.

sooner ngintunr

9/26/2009, 07:39 PM

concussion for sure, he won't be back tonight.

sooner ngintunr

9/26/2009, 07:40 PM

A Hospital Bed.

Seriously...I know he's a tough guy...but he really ought to have some Medical Attention soon.

Just my initial reaction as there is no way they can put him back in this game after a hit like that anyway.

For sure. Dude is glazed over bad.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:41 PM

What...15 replays so far?

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:41 PM

It's like the Buckwheat's been shot thing at this point.

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 07:42 PM

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:42 PM

Here's where Kentucky's Offense gets all their backs broken....lol

PurcellSooner23

9/26/2009, 07:42 PM

now florida can feel our pain!!! no sympathy from me!!

Sirus

9/26/2009, 07:43 PM

He has that concussion-like gaze in his eyes. He needs to go to the ER.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:43 PM

Every hard hit by a flurida playa will be deemed a cheap shot now.

OUHOMER

9/26/2009, 07:44 PM

now florida can feel our pain!!! no sympathy from me!!

you do mean the fan base of coarse?

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:44 PM

They should have been called for a late hit out of bounds already.

swardboy

9/26/2009, 07:44 PM

Seems like he won't focus on anyone talking to him....just shifts his eyes left and right.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:44 PM

Prayers for Tim.

Hope he's OK.

Sirus

9/26/2009, 07:45 PM

Seems like he won't focus on anyone talking to him....just shifts his eyes left and right.

The only other way to have a look like that is with the help of Mary Jane.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:45 PM

We get to see the back up.

Should be interesting

Sirus

9/26/2009, 07:46 PM

He is assuring his parents that he wasn't penetrated during that hit, so he remains pure.

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:47 PM

Anybody notice that Florida has only scored 3 points since the 1st quarter?

Meyer is going to spin it around and say he had the game in hand and put it in cruise control so not to embarrass Kentucky.

swardboy

9/26/2009, 07:47 PM

I would love to be hearing the conversation between tibow and the trainers

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:48 PM

Is that an official missionary hat?

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:48 PM

We get to see the back up.

Should be interesting

He has one of the best hand-offs I have ever seen!

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:48 PM

The only other way to have a look like that is with the help of Mary Jane.

Yeah...Lots of it!

Sirus

9/26/2009, 07:49 PM

I knew ESPN would turn this into a drama special

illinisooner

9/26/2009, 07:49 PM

He has that glazed look like Bradford did at Lubbock in 07...except this didn't happen in a game that had direct national championship implications.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:49 PM

He has one of the best hand-offs I have ever seen!

ROTFLMAO!

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:50 PM

Wow...And I was grabbing the remote when that hit happened. Glad I move so slow.

Sirus

9/26/2009, 07:51 PM

Yeah, I agree. They are already trying to pump up the hype about this backup. You wanna impress me? Throw a 30 yd slot pass or something.

swardboy

9/26/2009, 07:52 PM

The whole season flashed in front of Urban's eyes.

beer4me

9/26/2009, 07:52 PM

Ok everyone quit making fun of our messiah that just went to the cross darn it

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 07:54 PM

Well, the backup has a pulse so it's already too much for the wildcats!!!

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 07:54 PM

Brantley about a step off making that one.

sooner59

9/26/2009, 07:55 PM

And this is why Tebow playing QB in the NFL will not work.

He will have a target on his back and people like Ray Lewis will send him to the hospital when he tries to run over defenses.

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 07:56 PM

iowa finally scored it is 10 to 2 psu

swardboy

9/26/2009, 07:57 PM

iowa finally scored it is 10 to 2 psu

Exciting.

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:58 PM

Come on Iowa!

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 07:58 PM

Exciting.

It can be the most boring game of the year as long as Penn State loses. I'd love to see OU at #6 afetr not playing.

swardboy

9/26/2009, 08:01 PM

Then Bye week bin berry, berry good to us!

olevetonahill

9/26/2009, 08:05 PM

Tim Blowing Chunks

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 08:06 PM

I'd like to see Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden in a no holds barred sissy type slapfest.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 08:06 PM

Tim Blowing Chunks

Did he really?

That's not a good sign.

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 08:08 PM

Jones said "colonary delights"

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 08:10 PM

Tim Blowing Chunks

And Chunks is his dog!

olevetonahill

9/26/2009, 08:10 PM

Did he really?

That's not a good sign.

Yup he had the bag in his face as they took him off the field :eek:

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 08:11 PM

And Chunks is his dog!
That's not a good sign either...lol

hotshot13422

9/26/2009, 08:12 PM

Do you guys think that VT is going to pass us? I do

sooner59

9/26/2009, 08:13 PM

Do you guys think that VT is going to pass us? I do

yeah, fer a week

hotshot13422

9/26/2009, 08:18 PM

yeah, fer a week

they shouldn't lose another game this season, the hardest game they have is home vs North Carolina lol.

If we beat Miami next week, i still think they'll be ahead of us. If we beat texas the next week, we'll pass them

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 08:18 PM

Do you guys think that VT is going to pass us? I do

If you look at their schedule...they have a pretty easy way out IMO.

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 08:18 PM

Bama>Fla. Imo

okiewaker

9/26/2009, 08:22 PM

FYI 10 to 5 PSU.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 08:26 PM

Bama>Fla. Imo

I'm not sold on that.

Bama played Arkie well but I'm not sure the hawgs are any better than Kentucky either.

Without Tebow...edge to Bama

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 08:30 PM

I don't care who's better down there as long as they all manage to knock each other off.

StoopTroup

9/26/2009, 08:39 PM

I don't care who's better down there as long as they all manage to knock each other off.

Agreed. I like for the entire SEC to lose at least two games each...

Is it possible for them all to have 3 three each even? :D

Crucifax Autumn

9/26/2009, 08:40 PM

That would work for me!

sooner59

9/26/2009, 09:02 PM

they shouldn't lose another game this season, the hardest game they have is home vs North Carolina lol.

If we beat Miami next week, i still think they'll be ahead of us. If we beat texas the next week, we'll pass them

It doesn't really matter for a while, so its a moot point. But hell will freeze over before a 1-loss ACC team gets into the title game over a 1-loss OU, Texas, USC, SEC team, or even Ohio State. Our schedule puts us a step ahead of all 1-loss teams by the end of the season. Unless their are two undefeated teams at the end of the season (except Boise), if we win out, we are in. I'm more worried about Cincy running the table and getting in than a 1-loss Va. Tech.