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StoopTroup
9/26/2009, 05:20 AM
The Wife and I are beside ourselves. Beaners have moved into our Neighborhood. We're not sure our kids are safe anymore. These bastages claw at you and their little sharp teeth are like razors. We can hardly understand them. I'm not sure any of them are registered either. We just don't know what to do. I hope none of you have this happen to you. Some of the folks around here think their cute too. We're horrified about that. If it affects any of our pure breds...I'm betting there will be trouble. Pray for us.
StoopTroup
9/26/2009, 05:23 AM
Oh...here's a pic of the little bastages....

http://www.mckee-jaco.com/images/boxer_pups.jpg

Boxer + Weiner = Beaner

Watchout....secure your property before it's to late.

:D
SicEmBaylor
9/26/2009, 05:25 AM
Heh, they're kind of cute.
King Crimson
9/26/2009, 05:28 AM
the only pure boxer i ever knew had farts that would melt paint. horrible stuff, clear the room. hopefully that's tamed by the mix.
SicEmBaylor
9/26/2009, 05:35 AM
the only pure boxer i ever knew had farts that would melt paint. horrible stuff, clear the room. hopefully that's tamed by the mix.

My English Bulldog produces some chemical warfare level farts.
The worst thing about them is that they linger around the room for a long time.
King Crimson
9/26/2009, 05:51 AM
My English Bulldog produces some chemical warfare level farts.
The worst thing about them is that they linger around the room for a long time.

probably what you feed him/her. i used to have a house-mate inna day who had the dumbest, horniest German Shepard who ever lived...and Iamb's dog food made him fart horrible bad magic. terrible stuff.
StoopTroup
9/26/2009, 06:08 AM
Hitler will comment on the beaners I am sure of it....

He sure hates that tebow guy....
OUHOMER
9/26/2009, 08:15 AM
:pop:
StoopTroup
9/26/2009, 08:18 AM
:pop:

How's the coffee? :D
OUHOMER
9/26/2009, 08:36 AM
better than the popcorn :D
tulsaoilerfan
9/26/2009, 10:23 AM
My English Bulldog produces some chemical warfare level farts.
The worst thing about them is that they linger around the room for a long time.

Sure blame the dog; no wonder u don't get any action :D
CrimsonJim
9/26/2009, 10:28 AM
*patoo* Coffee and popcorn just do NOT sound good at all. :eek:
StoopTroup
9/26/2009, 12:11 PM
What about popcorn dipped in chocolate and toffee?
CrimsonJim
9/26/2009, 12:38 PM
Meh....
SanJoaquinSooner
9/26/2009, 01:35 PM
I don't understand people who hate puppies.
StoopTroup
9/26/2009, 02:09 PM
If only I could Post a Body Paint Image here...

I could prove just how much I love puppies.
A Sooner in Texas
9/26/2009, 04:13 PM
The pups are cute, but I'm just wondering how the "relationship" between a boxer and a dachschund works, physics-wise.
Tulsa_Fireman
9/26/2009, 04:14 PM
Shoot low, Sheriff. She's riding a shetland.