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CrimsonJim
9/24/2009, 08:06 AM
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
sooner n houston
9/24/2009, 08:42 AM
:D
GottaHavePride
9/24/2009, 08:56 AM
Heh.
badger
9/24/2009, 09:06 AM
that IS kind of clever... wonder if the dems did that from 2000-08 to some "files," heh.

However, they would feel a little bit guilty, since they are probably all on Macs and as such, would not be recycling their "files," but rather, trashing them :D

EDIT: Not exactly as planned... just did it for the lulz, not because I'm anti-Obama or anything:
http://i38.tinypic.com/2hx61wl.jpg
My Opinion Matters
9/24/2009, 09:34 AM
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barrack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barrack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

Don't forget to run spell check.
CrimsonJim
9/24/2009, 09:55 AM
There's not a spell checker on the planet that knows how to spell Barack. :rolleyes:
Half a Hundred
9/24/2009, 10:32 AM
I was about to say "not read any political threads", but then, well, my day didn't start out with a positive outlook.
CrimsonJim
9/24/2009, 10:54 AM
It's ok, Half a Hundred. It's not a political thread, it's a humor thread.
Barry Stoops
9/24/2009, 12:45 PM
But some folks cant see humor if you hit em in the face with it.
Bourbon St Sooner
9/24/2009, 12:48 PM
I laughed. But this thread won't end well.
StoopTroup
9/24/2009, 12:57 PM
But some folks cant see humor if you hit em in the face with it.
What's funny?

http://www.eslpod.com/eslpod_blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/9_secret_service.jpg

;)
SteelClip49
9/24/2009, 01:39 PM
L A M E
GottaHavePride
9/24/2009, 02:05 PM
But some folks cant see humor if you hit em in the face with it.

That's when you call Homey tha Clown.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/13/633542594706555403-homeytheclown.jpg
StoopTroup
9/24/2009, 02:10 PM
L A M E

POST REPORTED ! ! !
Tulsa_Fireman
9/24/2009, 02:56 PM
1. Wake up.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. Take a mighty dump.
4. Take a shower.
5. Get dressed.
StoopTroup
9/24/2009, 02:59 PM
1. Wake up.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. Take a mighty dump.
4. Take a shower.
5. Get dressed.

Probably best not to get those out of order either.
PDXsooner
9/24/2009, 03:13 PM
i get up and thank god that bush is no longer in office.
then i pray that reasonable conservatives reclaim the republican party.
then i pray that reasonable democrats reclaim the democratic party.
then i'm thankful that obama is president and hope that he can reject the urge to pander to special interests.
then i realize god doesn't care about this crap and have to accept that none if it will happen.
Tulsa_Fireman
9/24/2009, 03:31 PM
i get up and thank god that i am a toolbox.
then i pray that reasonable conservatives reclaim the republican party but realize thats stupid.
then i pray that reasonable democrats reclaim the democratic party but realize thats even more stupid.
then i'm thankful that obama is a mack and hope that he can give us some swagger.
then i realize tulsa_fireman is awesome.

Fixed. It could only get better if it was haiku.