Randy Shannon...

[goingoneight]

... used the search button and couldn't find his 2007 thread.

[OUAlumni1990]

search button, shoot, he can't even find the internet!

[BoomerJ]

cruises South Beach in a banana hamock with his metal detector.

[OUAlumni1990]

..stills tries to pick up young girls using his '87 championship ring..

[abOUtwinning]

...laughs a little every time he says Jacory.

[rainiersooner]

is the name of a porn film I saw once.

[LawtonBoy74]

is a little bit country, and a little rock n' roll

[okiewaker]

thinks if he gets rid of the rest of the 2/3's of grass he can somehow slow OU

[ouwasp]

...is President Obama's pick for Coach of the Yr....

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

messes with sasquatch

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

lives in a van down by the river

[sooner59]

wishes his name was shanahan.

[JLEW1818]

no b/s.. the dude really is a horrible coach.. I encourage you all to watch them play VT this weekend. You will see the dumb mistakes

[DarrellZero]

knows what the BIG NEWS is and won't tell us.

[The Maestro]

thinks the nickname "Ran Shan" is catchy and clever.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...once went to the emergency room to have a rodent removed from his ***.

[auto]

architected national healthcare and wants you to suffer.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

believes that Kindle should have been flagged for his hit on Potts!

[IronHorseSooner]

is full of sw****r!

[badger]

...wonders how this sh!t school with sh!t facilities and sh!t fans ever recruited blue chippers like him... well, not him. Like everyone else in the 80s.

[Hot Rod]

...just recently went into an Acorn office with a hidden camera

[StoopTroup]

...crams a huge orange up his *** as a pre-game ritual.

[CincySooner]

... putshisfingersinhisarmpitswhenhegetsnervousthenpul lsthemoutreallyfastandsmellsthem. /Superstar'd

[Hot Rod]

...pushed to get Vanilla Ice as the new mascot.

[badger]

... personally crossed the ibis' eyes back during his playing days.

[BornandBred]

...once went to the emergency room to have a rodent removed from his ***.

ARMAGEDDON!!!


...is a great porn name

















for a chick

[IslandSooner]

Got b*tch-slapped in Norman in 2007

[goingoneight]

... thinks hearing people say "Da U" makes them sound intelligent.

[beer4me]

Thinks Michael Vick is a hero

[badger]

... still hasn't learned the proper name of the stadium the Canes play in right now, so just refers to it as "that POS."

[Lipton Tea Bags]

...secretly wishes that Shannon was his first name.

[The Ghost of Mex]

Is a tinge jealous of Landrys stache, but thinks “Just for Men” may have the answer.
http://antonazucar.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/randy-shannon-straight-face.jpg

[badger]

... can name 25,000 things that move faster than his quarterback and his slow arse passes.

[Lipton Tea Bags]

...gets extra whipped cream on his frappuccino.

[hgarmorer]

played Wii during a drug raid

[Lipton Tea Bags]

...wishes Miami could steal Tulsa's mascot to be their own.

[Howzit]

...believes he can reverse time and change the outcome of field goals by using his laser beam eyes.

[badger]

... thinks green and orange is a stylish color combination.

[Hot Rod]

...is scared easily. (Courtesy of LSU Freek)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/TSB/Bowden_Scare_Punched.gif

[goingoneight]

... thinks Florida will upset Notre Dame in the National Championship Game this year.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...is gonna let you finish Sooner fans, but just wants to let you know that Mack Brown had one of the best football teams of all time!!!!!!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...knows what the big news is!

[badger]

... took away Ned's crutches so that he wouldn't attack the Miami players ever again.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has a collection of Mark May's used underwear.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

smokes pot with Michael Phelps.

[goingoneight]

... can only imagine the size hits off his Bong Michael Phelps takes.

BOWL-CLEARING LUNG CAPACITY!!!

[goingoneight]

... sent Bob the following text message...

"hey bob. cn i c ur game pln 4 nxt wk ? lolz"

[badger]

... causes alumni to groan when he does the L-thing with his hands and says "It's all about the uprights!"

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Hired Jackie Moon to promote his program

[BoomerSooner07]

... wipes back to front

[OUmillenium]

...is sippin on gin and juice

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

drops the soap in the shower...on purpose!

[badger]

... has instituted a "Three Strikes" policy to curb Miami's thuggery nature.

Shannon: Only three strikes! If I see anyone deliver a fourth strike during a fight then you're getting suspended from the Florida A&M game!

...for one quarter!

[BoomerJ]

coaches at a private institution that admits THUGS.

[OUMallen]

is really a pretty good guy.

(and eats my leftovers out of the work fridge!)

[Dio]

...has been Rico Tubbs for halloween for 25 straight years.

[badger]

... as a head coach that could probably not get that job anywhere other than his alma mater, he shall now be known as "the Mike Gundy of Miami."

[StoopTroup]

....is a Master at the "Wat chu talkin' bout Willis?" look.

http://www.doubleazone.com/Images_Story/randy-shannon.jpg

[Hot Rod]

...has been recommended by ALL 5 DENTISTS! :eek:

[goingoneight]

... had an in-depth conversation with Mike Gundy, NickZeppelin and Chase Daniel on how to beat OU.

[redhawk49]

is thinking about "lettin tha music play.........."

[Landthief 1972]

...has a metal detector installed at the door to his office.

[deweydw]

... as a head coach that could probably not get that job anywhere other than his alma mater, he shall now be known as "the Mike Gundy of Miami."

... is a man... :confused:

[devOUt]

....thinks a football diamond is a cool place to play.

[illinisooner]

...buys Estrada glasses.

[abOUtwinning]

...thinks any criticism of him is racist.

[The Ghost of Mex]

was outstanding in Predator.

"Cause some damn fool accused you of being the best." (Talking about the Sooners)

http://skunkbears.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/shannon_weathers2.jpg

[sooner ngintunr]

...knows the power of the stache.

[badger]

... wonders if Larry Coker ends up starting the UT-San Antonio football program after getting fired from Miami, where he will end up after the OU game.

[cjames317]

... loves to crank dat ... Kenny Chesney.

[sooner ngintunr]

...pron name is Shannon Randy.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...pron name is lex steele.

fixed.


(OMG meoveryou watches black pRon.. lmao.)

[Lipton Tea Bags]

....likes fish sticks.

[ratherthanlater]

Randy Shannons year of birth is estimated to be 1787 born in Kwazulu. His father was Senzangakhona born in 1762 a child of a chieftain of the small clan of the Zulu succeeding his father as king.

His mother was Nandi kaBebe a child of a deceased chieftain of the Elangeni clan, the third wife to Senzangakhona. Born in 1760 and died in 1827(a year before Randy Shannons death).

Randy Shannons name derives from a Zulu word "iRandy Shannon" an intestinal beetle on which menstrual irregularities were usually blamed, this was said to Nandi because of her out of marriage pregnancy. Durban beach holiday

Randy Shannon was born out of marriage and that in Zulu culture was considered a bad practice, the marriage didn't work out Nandi returned back to the Elangeni tribe only to find that they were not welcome, because people believed that Nandi had shamed the Elangeni tribe by giving birth to a child out of marriage and the other children taunted Randy Shannon by calling him names like the fatherless one.

Out of suffering, Randy Shannon and his mother moved to the Mthetwa tribe lead by Chief Dingiswayo, that is were Randy Shannon trained to be a warrior for six years. When Randy Shannon was 23 years of age, Dingiswayo saw the ambition and potential Randy Shannon had and gave him a leadership position to lead and train the Mthetwa army. Randy Shannon demanded the strictest of discipline and perfection from his warriors any violation of his laws a punishment of death was sure to follow.

Randy Shannon also revolutionized the Zulu weapon; he made his warriors to train and fight bare foot without sandals as a result to make them tough, and the usual stabbing spear was shortened and named iklwa, the shield was made heavier because he believed the warriors were cowards when they would throw their spears from a distance, Randy Shannon preferred the warriors to run to the enemy and stab him, if any of the warriors would come back from war being stabbed at the back he would kill them because that was a sign that they were running away from the enemy.

Randy Shannon then went to attack the Elangeni tribe, Nandis tribe killing and destroying everything, taking over their territory because of the way they have treated him and his mother before. Nothing was left of that tribe only spared the ones who showed compassion.

Randy Shannon was more bloodthirsty than ever he would go to war with one intention to conquer or die.

King Senzangakhona died in 1816. Randy Shannon and his warriors went to take the kingdom by force because he knew he was royalty from what his mother had tolled him.

One of his winning battles was against the Buthelezi tribe winning their territory. Randy Shannon had won most of Southeast Africa and Natal in 1820. In 1824 the Englishmen arrived in Natal to find Randy Shannon wounded from one of the battles and they treated him to health, from that day on wards he thought highly of the Englishmen and signed over land to them.

For years Randy Shannon continued to raid, destroy clans and tribes throughout the Ngunis. The Zulu nation grew to an estimated population of about 250, 000, with an army of about 2000 warriors.

Word came to Randy Shannon that his mother was sick and in 1827 Nandi died, about 7,000 people were executed and the whole clan of the Zulu was ordered to 3 months starvation in grief of Nandi. history claims that this is what pulled the Zulu clan to the ground because Randy Shannon as a King lost control over the nation and warriors and enemies were rising against him.

This once great King of the Zulus on September the 22nd 1828, his half brother from his father Senzangakhona Dingane, repeatedly stabbed him to death then took the body buried it in an empty tomb, which was filled with stones.

Till to this very day Randy Shannons life and history lives within the Zulu nation he was believed to be 41 of age when he died.

Randy Shannon left no children, as he saw them as potential rivals. Dingane succeeded Randy Shannon as king of the Zulus trying to restore what was left of the tribe; he also was killed in battle with the Boers.

[btk108]

is hoping he gets a guest shot on "CSI Miami".....AND...none of his players are mentioned as suspects

[sooner ngintunr]

....is taking out a restraining order against soonerthanlater.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Randy Shannons year of birth is estimated to be 1787 born in Kwazulu. His father was Senzangakhona born in 1762 a child of a chieftain of the small clan of the Zulu succeeding his father as king.

His mother was Nandi kaBebe a child of a deceased chieftain of the Elangeni clan, the third wife to Senzangakhona. Born in 1760 and died in 1827(a year before Randy Shannons death).

Randy Shannons name derives from a Zulu word "iRandy Shannon" an intestinal beetle on which menstrual irregularities were usually blamed, this was said to Nandi because of her out of marriage pregnancy. Durban beach holiday

Randy Shannon was born out of marriage and that in Zulu culture was considered a bad practice, the marriage didn't work out Nandi returned back to the Elangeni tribe only to find that they were not welcome, because people believed that Nandi had shamed the Elangeni tribe by giving birth to a child out of marriage and the other children taunted Randy Shannon by calling him names like the fatherless one.

Out of suffering, Randy Shannon and his mother moved to the Mthetwa tribe lead by Chief Dingiswayo, that is were Randy Shannon trained to be a warrior for six years. When Randy Shannon was 23 years of age, Dingiswayo saw the ambition and potential Randy Shannon had and gave him a leadership position to lead and train the Mthetwa army. Randy Shannon demanded the strictest of discipline and perfection from his warriors any violation of his laws a punishment of death was sure to follow.

Randy Shannon also revolutionized the Zulu weapon; he made his warriors to train and fight bare foot without sandals as a result to make them tough, and the usual stabbing spear was shortened and named iklwa, the shield was made heavier because he believed the warriors were cowards when they would throw their spears from a distance, Randy Shannon preferred the warriors to run to the enemy and stab him, if any of the warriors would come back from war being stabbed at the back he would kill them because that was a sign that they were running away from the enemy.

Randy Shannon then went to attack the Elangeni tribe, Nandis tribe killing and destroying everything, taking over their territory because of the way they have treated him and his mother before. Nothing was left of that tribe only spared the ones who showed compassion.

Randy Shannon was more bloodthirsty than ever he would go to war with one intention to conquer or die.

King Senzangakhona died in 1816. Randy Shannon and his warriors went to take the kingdom by force because he knew he was royalty from what his mother had tolled him.

One of his winning battles was against the Buthelezi tribe winning their territory. Randy Shannon had won most of Southeast Africa and Natal in 1820. In 1824 the Englishmen arrived in Natal to find Randy Shannon wounded from one of the battles and they treated him to health, from that day on wards he thought highly of the Englishmen and signed over land to them.

For years Randy Shannon continued to raid, destroy clans and tribes throughout the Ngunis. The Zulu nation grew to an estimated population of about 250, 000, with an army of about 2000 warriors.

Word came to Randy Shannon that his mother was sick and in 1827 Nandi died, about 7,000 people were executed and the whole clan of the Zulu was ordered to 3 months starvation in grief of Nandi. history claims that this is what pulled the Zulu clan to the ground because Randy Shannon as a King lost control over the nation and warriors and enemies were rising against him.

This once great King of the Zulus on September the 22nd 1828, his half brother from his father Senzangakhona Dingane, repeatedly stabbed him to death then took the body buried it in an empty tomb, which was filled with stones.

Till to this very day Randy Shannons life and history lives within the Zulu nation he was believed to be 41 of age when he died.

Randy Shannon left no children, as he saw them as potential rivals. Dingane succeeded Randy Shannon as king of the Zulus trying to restore what was left of the tribe; he also was killed in battle with the Boers.

Randy Shannon...Didn't read all this.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...bought a snuggie.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...thinks Ellen is hotter than Portia.

[badger]

... wonders why they ever canceled the Rosie O'Donnell Show.

[goingoneight]

... swears he'da never left Roseanne like that dirtbag Tom Arnold.

[goingoneight]

... actually knew who the hell Jon and Kate were three months ago.

[badger]

... was the one who filed the lawsuit against Tulsa Union using the "U" logo.

[ouwapiti]

kinda resembles 'major payne'

[IronHorseSooner]

....has Luther Campbell on his speed dial.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...'s idol is Larry Coker.

[goingoneight]

... still snickers when he hears the name Jimmy Johnson.

[goingoneight]

... asks strangers at the urinal what kinda watch that is they're wearing.

[IronHorseSooner]

...wishes he had a back-up QB (really, after Harris, that's about it; everybody else transferred).

[badger]

...is taking coaching and drinking advice from Howard Schnellie

[5thYearSooner]

...means "whining bitch" in far east language

[Landthief 1972]

Wipes his boogers under his office chair.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Knows all of the Miami bail bondsmen really well.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Cant wait for Wii "Cookie Shoot" comes out.

[StoopTroup]

...will never sport "The Jimmy Johnson Hair" no matter how hard he tries.

[badger]

... will take out Virginia Tech's fabled "Prevail Offense."

(an inside joke after ESPN mentioned the word "prevail" after mentioning the words "Virginia Tech" once too many times)

[StoopTroup]

....just stepped in hokie poo.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

....doesn't know what a hokie is and won't ask what a sooner is.

[sooner59]

....has a bball player at TE who might have cost them the game by flat out dropping two passes to keep the drive going.

[SoonerDood]

... was the one who filed the lawsuit against Tulsa Union using the "U" logo.

interesting how that came down the "day" after they finally won a title. :rolleyes:

oh and,

...wishes he had Butch Davis' recruits for next week.

[StoopTroup]

...forgot his Pre-game orange this week.

[SunnySooner]

...goes to Dolphin games to see how the stadium looks when it's full.

[Soonerus]

...lost his swagger..

[BoomerJ]

...just lets his Soul Glow.

[StoopTroup]

...just woke up with acid reflux.

[fadada1]

... had the entire interior of his house painted in camo to relive the 80's "swagger"... compliments of vinny testeverde.

[devOUt]

....needs some wood putty on his forehead.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...doesent look Irish to me.

[StoopTroup]

...didn't send tebow a get well card.

[budbarrybob]

didn't get flood insurance

[StoopTroup]

...just bet it all on a hi alia Game.

[Leroy Lizard]

... agrees with Leroy Lizard on most issues.

[StoopTroup]

...wondered what the heck that was sniffin his buttocks.

[G8trGr8t]

is being upstaged by Mr. Whipple, the best coach at scUM.

[badger]

...fears more about dropped off page one of sf.com's football board than dropping in the polls.

:D Fear no more, Randy :D

[BoomerJ]

Is really pulling for Michael Irvin on Dancing With The Stars, but also thinks the show can only boost Tom Delay's career and is putting together a audition tape of his own right now.

[badger]

...'s granny died because Obama lied... or so Fox News told him. ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

...prefers his pads with wings.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is really excited about the new season of Survivor

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has been hooked on Colt 45 since the Billy Dee Williams ads came out.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has a name that sounds like the description of a horny housewife.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is trying to get Roman Polanski out of trouble

[Crucifax Autumn]

...makes a yearly pilgrimage to the Liberace museum here in Vegas.

[goingoneight]

... just THOUGHT this thread would fall to page 3.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...voted for turd sandwich.

[badger]

...thinks that if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

[cjames317]

... likes to play football on a baseball infield so he can call out plays like "long ball straight up the dirt road".

[oudivesherpa]

Hosts "America's Most Wanted" as a way to meet recruits.

[soonermix]

got his good vibrations from marky mark and the funky bunch because he hates the beach boys

[Mississippi Sooner]

...wishes he had Jimmy Johnson's hair and that old drunk's sports coat.

[IBleedCrimson]

...smells like bigfoots dick

[madillsoonerfan5353]

...hopes that he isn't blowing chunks on the sideline after we donkey punch da u on Saturday!

[Sooner7dust]

....Thinks that beyonce had the best video of all time.

[bstuff1979]

...is Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. "I must break U"

[cjames317]

... wants you to smell his fingers.

[deweydw]

... wants you to pull his finger.

[deweydw]

... twisted his ankle on the golf course. He fell off the ball washer.

[85sooners]

snorts cocaine with scareface

[badger]

... has a first name that is short for "Randmicnallie."

[OUmillenium]

...always hears "Randy! The Randster! Randy Ranapolis! Sham-a-la-ma-Randman! Randy Ra-owooo! Randatola! The Great Randino!" when he enters the copy room.

[mobilesteve]

Is the long lost Wayans brother. The one with no talent (no the other one with no talent)

[badger]

... pretended his son was dying so that NBC wouldn't cancel "Gumbel 2 Gumbel," a new sitcom starring brothers Greg and Bryant.

[deweydw]

... thinks 'The Office' is a reality show.

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

wants to be like Randy Marsh

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

wants to be sedated

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

aspires to one day be just like Randy Jackson

[cjames317]

... wants his Dragonball Z poster back.

[BoomerJ]

Poses as a male prostitute named Randy McSwallow.

[JohnnyMack]

...has a QB that is dramatically overrated.

[85sooners]

sucks

[OUAlumni1990]

watches pee-wee herman reruns...

[Flagstaffsooner]

...thanks Howie Schenen(hick-up)berger for resurecting the program.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

once got busy in a burger king bathroom

[Petro-Sooner]

Didnt like The Mont's queso.

[deweydw]

watches pee-wee herman reruns...

... and dresses up like Cowboy Curtis.

[goingoneight]

... is looking forward to seeing that Pistol Pete cat he heard so much about in the offseason.

[cjames317]

... shall witness the power of the fully operational DEATH 'STACHE!

[illinisooner]

...still can't believe it's not butter.

[OK2U]

Sent Lee Corso a karaoke machine after hearing about his stroke.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks the Stache is something his players keep under the bedt in a Crown Royal bag under the bed in the dorm.

[goingoneight]

... thinks a Dutch Oven isn't gas-powered.

[cjames317]

... sports a mullet and jorts when recruitin those panhandle boys.

[badger]

... got bad grammer and spellink habbits.

[htownsooner7]

Is also referred to in the Miami community as "Radio"

[BoomerJ]

Sent Lee Corso a karaoke machine after hearing about his stroke.

I am still laughing.

[BoomerJ]

Is waiting for an opportunity to punch his assistant coaches on the sidelines.

[oudivesherpa]

After Saturday night he was wishing he was coaching in Miami, Oklahoma

[illinisooner]

...thought he was scheduling Oklahoma St when he agreed to this matchup.

[SoonerSon]

.....has yet to produce a valid birth certificate.