For the record, Whitney Hand hates the stache, LOL [Archive]

Collier11

9/20/2009, 01:37 AM

OU football notebook: Landry Jones' girlfriend, OU basketball star Whitney Hand, hates the 'stache
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Buzz up! BY DAVID UBBEN AND BERRY TRAMEL, Staff Writers
Published: September 20, 2009
Landry Jones’ mustache-bearing fan club, the Mustache Mafia, returned to the student section with their "Fear the ‘Stache” shirts once again, but Jones’ mustache might be the one who should be afraid. Jones is dating Whitney Hand, the reigning Big 12 women’s basketball freshman of the year, and she isn’t a fan of the facial appendage.

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"Whitney hates it," Jones said. "She thinks I look ugly with it. But I think I have to keep it, support the fans. Those guys are awesome."

Read more: http://www.newsok.com/article/3402615#ixzz0Rct1xsNQ

sooner59

9/20/2009, 01:59 AM

If he is going to keep it for the fans over his g/f, then I will grow mine out and come bearing the Stache for Baylor, hehe.

Octavian

9/20/2009, 04:24 AM

Fear the Stache, Whitney!

Octavian

9/20/2009, 04:25 AM

hell, 6 touchdowns he can wear what he wants

gaylordfan1

9/20/2009, 04:28 AM

I have shaved a different "STACHE" for his last two starts.... Im just thinking of what I should shave for the Miami game.....

Flagstaffsooner

9/20/2009, 06:16 AM

Hey Ms Hand, its called a womb broom. Lay back and enjoy it.

StoopTroup

9/20/2009, 07:34 AM

Snapper count.

OUAlumni1990

9/20/2009, 08:18 AM

It's too late. The stache has gotten into everyone's living room by now. It cannot be stopped. It's everywhere...

StoopTroup

9/20/2009, 08:21 AM

So...the Stache replaced the hand?

Sorry....I know...but it was going to be said eventually.

okienole3

9/20/2009, 09:05 AM

Hey Ms Hand, its called a womb broom. Lay back and enjoy it.

wow, just wow.

okienole3

9/20/2009, 09:05 AM

I love the quote by Landry. He is very quickly making himself into a fan favorite.

CK Sooner

9/20/2009, 09:25 AM

Wasn't Whitney dating someone else on the football team not to long ago?

James Hannah?

Frozen Sooner

9/20/2009, 09:28 AM

Based on some of both Whitney's and Landry's comments to the media, I have a feeling they're not exactly hopping into the nearest bed every time they see each other.

SPuL

9/20/2009, 10:21 AM

lol they seem to be all lovey dovey on facebook

Boo @ Sam Bradford still not accepting my friend request :mad:

CK Sooner

9/20/2009, 10:26 AM

lol they seem to be all lovey dovey on facebook

Boo @ Sam Bradford still not accepting my friend request :mad:

LOL, who is Boo?

SPuL

9/20/2009, 10:29 AM

hahah

I'm sure though he was probably told not to use it. I mean, I look at Landry Jones' facebook. A month ago, he was barely getting comments. Now he getting like 200-300 daily. That type of love can get to a young player's head. Gotta be careful.

OKC-SLC

9/20/2009, 10:30 AM

Hey Ms Hand, its called a womb broom. Lay back and enjoy it.

hey-oh.

badger

9/20/2009, 10:36 AM

I think Whitney and Landry are both having fun with the fans and the media... and if I'm allowed to say so, they're probably a very cute couple.

...oh, and Hand seemed to have fun showing off OU's new $1 million treadmill tub. :rolleyes:

CK Sooner

9/20/2009, 10:39 AM

StoopTroup

9/20/2009, 10:42 AM

Link??!?

:D

It was played on the Big Board at the game.

stoopified

9/20/2009, 10:42 AM

Hey Ms Hand, its called a womb broom. Lay back and enjoy it.I use the same line on my wife and she says it tickles.For the record I am NOT a STACHE COME LATELY,I have had mine for about 22 years or basically as long as I have had season tickets.

meoveryouxinfinity

9/20/2009, 10:43 AM

you all are some facebook stalkers!

badger

9/20/2009, 10:44 AM

Link??!?

:D

I don't know if it's on the Internets. Basically, it was that newsok.com guy (the one that pops up in the videos on their site like a news anchor) in one of OU's workout facilities with Whitney Hand.

Dude's all like "How well do you know OU?"

Whitney's all like "Shut up beyonce, get your arse on the threadmill, fattie."

Dude's all like "Ooo, this is fun, where do I get one a' these?"

Whitney's all like "Nagger please, it's a million bucks!"

Dude's all like "I am so awesome because I can work out under water, right Whitney?"

Whitney's all like "Fattie, the treadmill's only going one mile an hour. Time for me to leave and kiss the 'stache."

Dude's all like "Can I kiss the stache?"

Landry appears and he's all like "Sure! I love fans and media!"

Whitney's all like "I'm gonna shoot a three pointer up your arse if you do, dude."

Dude's all like "G2G!"

(that's basically how it went, minus the Landry)

StoopTroup

9/20/2009, 10:51 AM

wv9VTGQh8as

badger

9/20/2009, 10:56 AM

Bobby Knight loves her and couldn't get enough of her when he broadcast his only women's basketball game ever.

Other announcer: Look at all of the OU celebrities in attenda...
Bobby Knight: Shut up, fool. I'm gonna talk more about Whitney Hand!
:D

stoopified

9/20/2009, 11:38 AM

wv9VTGQh8asWhat am I? In awe.

okienole3

9/20/2009, 12:41 PM

StoopTroup

9/20/2009, 12:44 PM

Your gonna stand the hair up on that badger...lol

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZSRRivY4xlE/R6d5IGqpjTI/AAAAAAAABFc/HHJu0NuQX3c/s320/badger2.jpg

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

9/20/2009, 12:52 PM

I don't know if it's on the Internets. Basically, it was that newsok.com guy (the one that pops up in the videos on their site like a news anchor) in one of OU's workout facilities with Whitney Hand.

Dude's all like "How well do you know OU?"

Whitney's all like "Shut up beyonce, get your arse on the threadmill, fattie."

Dude's all like "Ooo, this is fun, where do I get one a' these?"

Whitney's all like "Nagger please, it's a million bucks!"

Dude's all like "I am so awesome because I can work out under water, right Whitney?"

Whitney's all like "Fattie, the treadmill's only going one mile an hour. Time for me to leave and kiss the 'stache."

Dude's all like "Can I kiss the stache?"

Landry appears and he's all like "Sure! I love fans and media!"

Whitney's all like "I'm gonna shoot a three pointer up your arse if you do, dude."

Dude's all like "G2G!"

(that's basically how it went, minus the Landry)So, you're now a Valley Girl?

Curly Bill

9/20/2009, 12:58 PM

A pretty girl that can shoot the rock. It doesn't get much better than that.

badger

9/20/2009, 03:33 PM

To okienole: I've been called that before... by dudes that don't realize that I'm not a dude :D

Troop: I just giggle when I read that and I probably deserve that for not making it more obvious that I'm not a dude.

Rush: Just making fun of the video. I have yet to see anyone deny that's how the video went down.

Bill: That's why Bobby Knight's in love with her.

:D

bri

9/20/2009, 06:23 PM

Landry was on the playback show today and said he may shave it off. I think Dean talked him out of it by bringing up the student section, but he seemed conflicted.

He definitely needs to shave off the chin scruff, though. Right now he looks like a dirty hipster; with just the 'stache he only looks like he buys beer for high school girls.

sooneron

9/20/2009, 09:34 PM

He definitely needs to shave off the chin scruff, though. Right now he looks like a dirty hipster; with just the 'stache he only looks like he buys beer for high school girls.
http://farm3.static.flickr.co/2634/3939101219_2268a53e4c_o.jpg
:D

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2634/3939101219_cbfef3a6c3.jpg

theresonly1OU

9/20/2009, 10:16 PM

33 posts, and no one has asked if Whitney has taken a mustache ride?

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Tulsa_Fireman

9/20/2009, 10:21 PM

I'D LIKE TO SEE HER MOUSTACHE, HAR HAR HAR.

Sooner04

9/20/2009, 11:34 PM

I'm fairly certain Whitney Hand has been shacked up with James Hanna for sometime.

Collier11

9/20/2009, 11:36 PM

not any more

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/20/2009, 11:39 PM

She upgraded ;)

bri

9/20/2009, 11:46 PM

Here's hoping those kids can make it work, 'cause if she dates any more members of the football team the NCAA will consider her an improper benefit and put us back on probation.

Sooner04

9/20/2009, 11:49 PM

Man, that's a REALLY recent development.

Hopefully Sherri doesn't have to play the part of Bill McCartney.

SanDiegoSoonerGal

9/20/2009, 11:55 PM

The stache makes an appearance at the Emmys! (http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/105970/original.jpg)

Gandalf_The_Grey

9/20/2009, 11:56 PM

Don't worry, after watching the OU/BYU game, Landry realizes how important protection is... ;)

bri

9/20/2009, 11:57 PM

The stache makes an appearance at the Emmys! (http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/105970/original.jpg)

Heh, I thought the same thing.

w0lfe

9/21/2009, 09:29 AM

Whitney > Landry =]

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:36 AM

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/31_goulet_lgl.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:36 AM

http://pmdatabook.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tom-selleck-magnum-pi-c10102602.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:37 AM

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/fingers1.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:42 AM

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7935753447/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/02/Anchorman2.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:44 AM

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/boggs_1726.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:46 AM

http://www.thewrightstache.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mustache-ted-nugent.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:46 AM

http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sam-elliot.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:47 AM

http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-03/45897784.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:50 AM

http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2008/11/wyatt_earp.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:52 AM

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/04/HITLER-DON-MATTINGLY.gif

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 09:53 AM

Point being, awesomeness, much like the strength of Samson, comes from the hair.

FEAR THE STACHE

sooneron

9/21/2009, 10:04 AM

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/john-holmes.jpg

sooneron

9/21/2009, 10:33 AM

http://hotbeans.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mustache-_0000_dr-phil.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 10:35 AM

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Reuters_Photo/2007/08/07/1186515775_7535.jpg

badger

9/21/2009, 10:56 AM

AD has always had a stache:
http://rodonline.typepad.com/rodonline/images/2008/09/07/2008_09_07_adrian_peterson.jpg

sooneron

9/21/2009, 11:09 AM

http://sarcastig.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/gable_clark_320x240.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 11:10 AM

Daaaaaaamn.

Classic win.

OU Adonis

9/21/2009, 11:11 AM

Hey whitney, I will shave for you...

Even my stashe!

Boomer_Sooner_sax

9/21/2009, 11:14 AM

Whitney is cute and all, but she ain't no Krista Sanchez!

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 11:15 AM

http://trueball.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mike-ditka-coach-c2a9photofile2.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman

9/21/2009, 11:22 AM

http://www.donnaville.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mustache-_0003_weird-al-yankovic.jpg

sitzpinkler

9/21/2009, 11:55 AM

Whitney is cute and all, but she ain't no Krista Sanchez!

Whitney was wandering around our section (228) looking for somebody shortly after that video played. Pictures and television do not do her justice.