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Gresho Murford
9/10/2009, 11:03 AM
Has anybody else ever had **** that smells like a condom filled with scrambled eggs? I thought it was the medicine that I was taking b/c it began when I took it and ended when I got off of it. But the smell has come back!
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:25 AM
I have not. Nor have I had a condom filled with scrambled eggs that smells like a condom filled with scrambled eggs.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 11:29 AM
I've filled one with sausage
Mjcpr
9/10/2009, 11:29 AM
All this talk is making me hungry.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 11:36 AM
All this talk is making me horny.

:eek:
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:38 AM
I don't think you two are taking Gresho's condom-filled-with-scrambled egg-smelling ****s very seriously.
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:39 AM
It's not just because of the medicine, you know.
Mjcpr
9/10/2009, 11:41 AM
Is it possible that there's a condom trapped up there?
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:45 AM
Is that possible, Gresho? Maybe it's filled with scrambled eggs...
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 11:49 AM
or gerbels
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:51 AM
Unless they are scrambled egg-smelling gerbils I don't think that would be the case.
Mjcpr
9/10/2009, 11:52 AM
Unless they are scrambled egg-smelling gerbils I don't think that would be the case.

Yes, that would be stupid.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 11:53 AM
is the medicine your taking to kill gerbils?
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:54 AM
Some people around here really need to pay more attention to detal.
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:54 AM
We're here to help.
Gresho Murford
9/10/2009, 11:56 AM
Great questions everyone...No gerbils (that im aware of) and no buttsecks lately (especially with eggs)
Mjcpr
9/10/2009, 11:56 AM
is the medicine your taking to kill gerbils?

I'm picturing more of a Whack-a-Mole/Gerbil type solution.
Howzit
9/10/2009, 11:58 AM
Great questions everyone...No gerbils (that im aware of) and no buttsecks lately (especially with eggs)

You don't know what your missing. I don't either, but Mjcpr could tell you.
Mjcpr
9/10/2009, 11:59 AM
I don't know anything about eggs but I have a great trick with ping pong balls.
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 12:00 PM
Mjcpr never misses it...believe me
Howzit
9/10/2009, 12:01 PM
I can pick up a 50 lb dumbell attached to a rope with my clenched bottom, but I guess anyone can do that...
Mjcpr
9/10/2009, 12:01 PM
Mjcpr never misses it...believe me

Mjcpr was blonde too!!

Hahahahahahaah
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 12:07 PM
I can pick up a 50 lb dumbell attached to a rope with my clenched bottom, but I guess anyone can do that...

Dont sell yourself short...I weight much more than 50 lbs and I like how you refer to it as a rope
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 12:08 PM
soo..scrambled eggs huh?
yermom
9/10/2009, 12:10 PM
there is a Frasier joke in here somewhere
stoops the eternal pimp
9/10/2009, 12:11 PM
Have you tossed salad lately Gresho?
Gresho Murford
9/10/2009, 01:07 PM
I don't know anything about eggs but I have a great trick with ping pong balls.

Winona Ryder?
Gresho Murford
9/10/2009, 01:08 PM
there is a Frasier joke in here somewhere

:eek:
GottaHavePride
9/10/2009, 02:48 PM
Winona Ryder?

Giggity giggity.
yermom
9/10/2009, 03:08 PM
:eek:

i think STEP covered it for the most part :D
kbsooner21
9/10/2009, 03:43 PM
Sick bastards. All of you.
Howzit
9/10/2009, 03:46 PM
Stop it. You're making me blush.
soonerinabilene
9/10/2009, 04:55 PM
wait. so the gerbil's condom was filled with crap while you were eating eggs? that doesnt make sense. nobody eats eggs while crapping in a gerbils condom.
Mjcpr
9/10/2009, 05:38 PM
Winona Ryder?

Go on.....