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SteelClip49
9/9/2009, 10:34 AM
can have 20 posts in less time it takes Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow to heal someone in 1 second.

Will the immaculate JLEW have more posts than tbl in the next 3 years? I say it's quite achievable.

He is the most interesting man in the world....and he is only 22.
Mjcpr
9/9/2009, 10:48 AM
can have 20 posts in less time it takes Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow to heal someone in 1 second.

Will the immaculate JLEW have more posts than tbl in the next 3 years? I say it's quite achievable.

He is the most interesting man in the world....and he is only 22.

He can speak French....in Russian.
CK Sooner
9/9/2009, 12:47 PM
Jlew invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
CK Sooner
9/9/2009, 12:47 PM
When Jlew goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
CK Sooner
9/9/2009, 12:48 PM
On his birthday, Jlew randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
CK Sooner
9/9/2009, 12:48 PM
Jlew doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
CK Sooner
9/9/2009, 12:49 PM
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Jlew could use to kill you, including the room itself.
CK Sooner
9/9/2009, 12:50 PM
Jlew played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
JLEW1818
9/10/2009, 03:44 PM
lol, JLEW is only 21... 22 in a couple weeks
Collier11
9/10/2009, 10:11 PM
CK has a crush on Jlew that he/she can no longer hide
Curly Bill
9/10/2009, 10:14 PM
jlew is a sorry bastage for having passed me in posts today, and not just passed me, but now over 70 ahead.


This time tomorrow he'll be over 500 ahead.
Collier11
9/10/2009, 10:16 PM
Jlew surprisingly has a gf, you would never know by how much time he spends making 3 words posts in rapid fire manner...of course im sure that rapid fire manner works in all aspects of his life :D
Curly Bill
9/10/2009, 10:20 PM
Jlew surprisingly has a gf, you would never know by how much time he spends making 3 words posts in rapid fire manner...of course im sure that rapid fire manner works in all aspects of his life :D

That's why she drops by here all the time. She makes the rounds -- comes by here, swings on by the shack, not sure where else... :D
Collier11
9/10/2009, 10:21 PM
love that girl
Petro-Sooner
9/10/2009, 10:42 PM
I've wondered if that guy had a life.
JLEW1818
9/10/2009, 11:03 PM
beer
olevetonahill
9/11/2009, 12:45 AM
That's why she drops by here all the time. She makes the rounds -- comes by here, swings on by the shack, not sure where else... :D

Spends several hours in Blissful happiness
:D
beer4me
9/11/2009, 06:27 AM
beer


Don't be throwing my name around like that :P
beer4me
9/11/2009, 06:28 AM
can have 20 posts in less time it takes Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow to heal someone in 1 second.

Will the immaculate JLEW have more posts than tbl in the next 3 years? I say it's quite achievable.

He is the most interesting man in the world....and he is only 22.

Would not this be more accurate to say "in less time it takes Chuck Norris to kill someone and Tim Tebow to raise them from the dead"?

I've never actually heard of CN healing anyone :confused: :D