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Lott's Bandana
9/7/2009, 12:55 PM
Some schleck decides to waste a ticket and bring you along so everyone can see the Plano Princess he is dating.

84,000ish rabid Oklahoma fans and you are wearing something out of the MI LF collection at Neiman-Marcus. That great seat your anorexic caboose is taking up only cost you a wetspot on your sheets, but don't be so obvious you are ''that girl''.

Criminy, use what you can of that Oreck XL brain of yours and at least sport something Crimson so you don't look like such a moron.

A red thong doesn't count, unless visible.


Rant complete, carry on.

:pop:
RedstickSooner
9/7/2009, 12:56 PM
Without NSFW photos, this thread makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Curly Bill
9/7/2009, 12:56 PM
This thread = worthless without pics.

edit: foiled in my attempt to be the first to mention no pics.
1890MilesToNorman
9/7/2009, 12:58 PM
What, no pics? Palease
Lott's Bandana
9/7/2009, 12:58 PM
damm, I suck huh? :O

Didn't want to waste any film.

Er, CF card space.

Look around next game...you'll see.
tommieharris91
9/7/2009, 12:59 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. I don't care that I'm the 4th person to say this.
bluedogok
9/7/2009, 01:01 PM
I saw a few of those as well...one seemed rather disturbed that the game held her man's attention more than she did. I think she had more plastic in her body than a Fiero.
RedstickSooner
9/7/2009, 01:07 PM
This thread = worthless without pics.

edit: foiled in my attempt to be the first to mention no pics.

Sorry about that, Curly - no claim jumping was intended, honest :D
Curly Bill
9/7/2009, 01:11 PM
Sorry about that, Curly - no claim jumping was intended, honest :D

Naw it's all good. You saw your chance and took it -- I was trying to do the same, but today you were the better man. :D
OKC-SLC
9/7/2009, 01:32 PM
this thread is worthless without pics.
OKC-SLC
9/7/2009, 01:32 PM
still.
Lott's Bandana
9/7/2009, 01:44 PM
OK fine:
:P
The prototypes...

[/URL][URL="http://www.imagehosting.com/"]http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2001/dresses2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4561/mdaughter2.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

Of course I didn't take these at a game, but you guys are so heartbroken, I had to give ya something!

:D
MyT Oklahoma
9/7/2009, 01:48 PM
Mucho gratias.
OKC-SLC
9/7/2009, 01:50 PM
like a high hanging curveball.
1890MilesToNorman
9/7/2009, 01:55 PM
I feel better now.
TXBOOMER
9/7/2009, 01:58 PM
Those pics. are better than nothing. I have noticed lots of 40 and over chicks wearing young girl torn up jeans. I have no problem with it, if you have the body for it. But, if your FUPA is sticking out please stop it.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/7/2009, 02:04 PM
Somehow, this doesn't seem like a football forum thread...
Lott's Bandana
9/7/2009, 02:05 PM
Somehow, this doesn't seem like a football forum thread...


Well, it was.

:P
MamaMia
9/7/2009, 02:14 PM
In the air brains defense, former OU kickers who have season tickets come to the game wearing street clothes that sometimes sport the other teams colors that were playing. They never wear anything OU. Granted, its in the club so not a lot of people can see up that high but still...
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/7/2009, 02:21 PM
In the air brains defense, former OU kickers who have season tickets come to the game wearing street clothes that sometimes sport the other teams colors that were playing. They never wear anything OU. Granted, its in the club so not a lot of people can see up that high but still...You're just an effing troublemaker, y'know!
MamaMia
9/7/2009, 02:31 PM
You're just an effing troublemaker, y'know!
I'm a troublefixer. I'm going to buy him an OU shirt and hand it to him next game. Problem solved. :D
SoonerLB
9/7/2009, 02:32 PM
It is a major party foul to mention a kicker in a bimbo thread! ;)
RedstickSooner
9/7/2009, 02:35 PM
It is a major party foul to mention a kicker in a bimbo thread! ;)

What if it's that chick from Colorado?

:D
SoonerLB
9/7/2009, 02:39 PM
What if it's that chick from Colorado?

:D

Only if she is out of uniform. :D
stoopified
9/7/2009, 03:52 PM
This thread = worthless without pics.

edit: foiled in my attempt to be the first to mention no pics.Dammit
soonervegas
9/7/2009, 05:03 PM
What's a FUPA grandpa?
StoopTroup
9/7/2009, 05:07 PM
Some schleck decides to waste a ticket and bring you along so everyone can see the Plano Princess he is dating.

84,000ish rabid Oklahoma fans and you are wearing something out of the MI LF collection at Neiman-Marcus. That great seat your anorexic caboose is taking up only cost you a wetspot on your sheets, but don't be so obvious you are ''that girl''.

Criminy, use what you can of that Oreck XL brain of yours and at least sport something Crimson so you don't look like such a moron.

A red thong doesn't count, unless visible.


Rant complete, carry on.

:pop:

Maybe her Daddy paid for it all and the guy didn't have any choice?
TXBOOMER
9/7/2009, 05:11 PM
What's a FUPA grandpa?

Fat Upper Pelvic Area
Lott's Bandana
9/7/2009, 06:26 PM
Maybe her Daddy paid for it all and the guy didn't have any choice?


Good point! At least d00d always seems to be sportin the swag.
UberSooner
9/7/2009, 06:41 PM
I have a FUPA but I push it down to look like a hella moose knuckle. Chicks seem to dig it.