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StoopTroup
9/6/2009, 04:30 PM
....threw out his phlorida, Boise St, WVU tapes this morning.
SoonerStormchaser
9/6/2009, 04:47 PM
...shot JR!
StoopTroup
9/6/2009, 04:51 PM
...thinks he might win this one since he has as bengal as a mascot.
BOOMERBRADLEY
9/6/2009, 05:08 PM
May be a better coach than Kevin Wilson
jk ;)
StoopTroup
9/6/2009, 05:10 PM
...stayed at the Holiday Inn Express in Dallas.
May be a better coach than Kevin Wilson
jk ;)
Watch what you say, people are a little touchy about tellilling what you feel around here lately. just look at my reputation which has changed recently due to my ranting.
StoopTroup
9/6/2009, 05:31 PM
Watch what you say, people are a little touchy about tellilling what you feel around here lately. just look at my reputation which has changed recently due to my ranting.
You do know how these thread work right?
SoonerEmpire
9/6/2009, 05:39 PM
... thinks his career coaching record of 67-60 puts him in elite status.
Watch what you say, people are a little touchy about tellilling what you feel around here lately. just look at my reputation which has changed recently due to my ranting.
Nobody cares if you say what you feel. People only care when you whine about getting negged. Tell mommy to kiss your ouchy and get over it already. We've all been negged by someone. Hardly any of us posted a thread specifically about it and whined about it not being fair like you did.
In other words, be the man that you ACT like you are. Don't ACT. BE it!
StoopTroup
9/6/2009, 09:10 PM
...hopes Landry doesn't learn to use a potato peeler.
okiewaker
9/6/2009, 09:15 PM
Watch what you say, people are a little touchy about tellilling what you feel around here lately. just look at my reputation which has changed recently due to my ranting.
I think the jk and wink disqualifies him from any retribution.
stoopified
9/6/2009, 09:15 PM
Thinks BYU has the perfect D for beating OU; knock out the Heisman winning QB.
okiewaker
9/6/2009, 09:29 PM
Calls self gratification the "The Statue of Liberty Play"
rainiersooner
9/6/2009, 09:37 PM
Who the hell is John Zamberlin!!!??? :D
OKC-SLC
9/6/2009, 11:25 PM
...is hoping ID State is the next to join the "we got our program's biggest win against Oklahoma" club
BoomerJ
9/6/2009, 11:37 PM
Just pooped a potato after watching film of Gerald McCoy.
Guarantees Landry Jones his first collegate win Saturday.
Curly Bill
9/6/2009, 11:51 PM
...has to contend with his players being overconfident. :D
BoomerJ
9/7/2009, 12:49 AM
Was drawn to the great state of Idaho after watching Napoleon Dynamite.
olevetonahill
9/7/2009, 03:53 AM
Thinks bengals are pussies
olevetonahill
9/7/2009, 03:54 AM
Time to move on
we shouldnt have started the BYU thingy so soon .:D
olevetonahill
9/7/2009, 04:49 AM
Thinks Black Eyed Peas is a band :D
AlbqSooner
9/7/2009, 06:47 AM
Thought he was scheduling the Oklahoma team in Edmond.
StoopTroup
9/7/2009, 07:47 AM
...has got a tiger in his tank.
http://www.streetglo.net/image/obj994geo1218p20.jpg
StoopTroup
9/7/2009, 07:48 AM
...smells a tiger butts.
...wants to reassure people that Boise is not the state and that Idaho truly is the state (just not for football).
...is so overwhelmed with how much he will lose by that he has to contend with TWO makie funnie threads.
StoopTroup
9/7/2009, 08:32 AM
...says his Dad invented the Zamboni.
... requests that you keep the salt and pepper shakers together on the dinner table by posting in both, trouper :P
...never uses pepper and doesn't understand why it has a shaker of equal status with the salt shaker, which he can't use enough.
StoopTroup
9/7/2009, 08:47 AM
...like to say "HOT ZAM ! ! !" when his players make a good play.
stoopified
9/7/2009, 09:02 AM
...is so overwhelmed with how much he will lose by that he has to contend with TWO makie funnie threads.Heh
meoveryouxinfinity
9/7/2009, 09:29 AM
...likes puffed cheetos better than crunchy
... licks his fingers clean after eating Cheetos, but then doesn't wash his hands or even germ-x them before shaking yours.
... will pay-per-view the Idaho State game, because it's cheaper than hiring a camera operator, not to mention buy a video camera. Gotta get game film somehow!
meoveryouxinfinity
9/7/2009, 09:50 AM
...thinks germ-x is bad because it kills 99.9% of the GOOD germs and 0% of the "bad" germs.
...lost part of his soul when his two threads merged into one.
GottaHavePride
9/7/2009, 10:01 AM
I destroyed one of his horcruxes.
StoopTroup
9/7/2009, 10:05 AM
...put bactine and extra bandaids in the trainers road trip trunk.
... wonders if he can get Nike to put big "I" logos on his player's butts too if he asks nicely:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3125/2884427212_0b1e69f7fe_o.png
fadada1
9/7/2009, 10:39 AM
...is bringing "taters" as a gift of goodwill for all the OU coaches.
... lost a lot of recruits when Idaho came out with these cheerleader outfits:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2008-09/42520782.jpg
...wonders if they're saying "boo" or "boo-urns?"
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sx0w0C0eurE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sx0w0C0eurE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
EDIT: To warn you, I might have heard some NSFW in there, so play at your own risk.
StoopTroup
9/7/2009, 11:00 AM
...justed check a map to see where stoolwater is.
budbarrybob
9/7/2009, 11:23 AM
thinks eating "white bread" is a racially charged issue.
olevetonahill
9/8/2009, 01:16 AM
Thinks his team is as good as BYU
Crucifax Autumn
9/8/2009, 02:11 AM
Thinks potatoes go good with anything!
olevetonahill
9/8/2009, 03:41 AM
Thinks potatoes go good with anything!
Hell so do I :D
... wants to remind Sooners that his school's mascot is not the "potato aggies" that everyone keeps talking about. They are the mascot associated with the most winning - the BENGALS!
... wonders if he should have ever told you all that or just kept with "potato aggies."
CincySooner
9/8/2009, 08:14 AM
... doesn't catch his tigers by the toe.
... but he does choose his recruits with "eenie meenie miney moe"
TheHumanAlphabet
9/8/2009, 08:19 AM
Almost had Ted Kaczynski as a recruit...
Almost had Ted Kaczynski as a recruit...
... but he hollered so he let him go. Eenie meenie miney moe!
deweydw
9/8/2009, 10:47 AM
... licks his fingers clean after eating Cheetos, but then doesn't wash his hands or even germ-x them before shaking yours.
... likes to eat Cheetos while watching porn. :eek:
deweydw
9/8/2009, 03:45 PM
... got kicked out of Disney World by dressing up like Donald Duck.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/ddpetergriffin-chazzam.jpg
OklahomaTuba
9/8/2009, 05:01 PM
...mother named him after the toilet...
... hates life in general right about now, but will like life a little better when OU's big check clears.
BoomerJ
9/9/2009, 12:15 AM
Got the idea of growing a mustache for good luck against the Sooners from Colt McCoy.
... added starbursts to his bengal logo.
http://www.collegefinancialaidguide.com/pictures/Idaho%20State%20University/logo.jpg
deweydw
9/9/2009, 11:29 AM
... signals in a play, finishes with jazz hands.
... will take his team out for pizza and ice cream if they can hold OU to under 50 points.
... spanked his team one by one when they couldn't accomplish this in game one versus Arizona State.
...thinks Gary Cherone was the best singer Van Halen ever had.
...thinks he can play guitar because he's an expert at Guitar Hero.
...thinks he can coach football because he's an All-American on NCAA Football 2010.
goingoneight
9/9/2009, 04:13 PM
... thinks Kevin Wilson and Brent Venables should be fired.
... also thinks Stoops is headed to Dallas and Michael Jackson is still alive.
deweydw
9/10/2009, 03:32 PM
... likes to "Get down, boogie, oogie, oogie."
Rock Hard Corn Frog
9/10/2009, 03:35 PM
...is starting at Center this week.
Well there is a chance, right?
okiewaker
9/10/2009, 04:32 PM
Thinks that his players wearing jocs tends to overripen their potatoes.
deweydw
9/10/2009, 07:48 PM
... will remind his players to wear their cups. Cause them tators gonna get mashed.
BoomerJ
9/10/2009, 11:35 PM
puts Icy Hot in his players cups and giggles from afar while they wince in pain. Thinks it will toughen em up.
olevetonahill
9/10/2009, 11:52 PM
Wishes his team was bYu and it was last sat.:cool:
cjames317
9/11/2009, 08:34 AM
... just replaced all the players' names on their jerseys with "Clawson".
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