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soonerboy_odanorth
9/4/2009, 12:02 AM
It is here. The great Universal balancing act... those that are of a one continual Lord.. and those that choose to hate the man that is building a Better America. This one seems pre-destined. But still one must examine this righteous meeting...


I am an unabashed Sooner. Therefore, my voting record is most assuredly RED. But I cannot help but feel I am buried by the tide of our Nationalizt sentiment, and realize my crimson shirt might better be served being a brown shirt.

Having said that, I know we have to well consider the white knight we face in Arlington...

I'll start with their fans. They will convert us. We thought we had a semi-home environment... but NO! Have you spent time in Dallas!?!?!? Have you not seen on every street corner the gleaming white shirts and beautifully pressed ties.

Trust me guys and gals, these crusaders came to evangelize. We have a stunner facing us! 75% of a Jerryworld will preach it, brother! And in case you had any doubts, they will come in preaching it with a girl on EACH arm! And they gots the marriage licenses to prove it!

So buckle up! Here is the skinny!

We have two big problems... Gresham down, and nobody but Broyles to catch. So tossing the pig as a bread-and-butter is OUT. So then we have to run... So then make it THREE big problems. With Brody by necessity having to move to the middle due to injury... we ain't got the size to do squat!

Chris can run. But where is he going to run?

Turn it over. No dummies from the Mountain West, the white-shirts will bring a big fat Samoan to plug the middle and re-break Brodie's ankle. It will be a come-to-Brigham meeting for most of our boys on that o-line... with us having no decent TE outlet.

Then there is big Max. Maximus Hall-a*s. Dude's a player. Like Todd Reesing last year in Norman when we escaped by a point or two? Here's Todd + 4 inches and guys that can actually run and catch. And hear me now, but believe me later, people didn't want to believe the Granger loss was huge... but Unga is now going to make us go UNGH! when he runs up the middle.

This is not how it was supposed to play out. But things are not alligned in our favor.

OU 19
BYU 31

Thank goodness for the Idaho State break!

delhalew
9/4/2009, 12:04 AM
:eek:

Crucifax Autumn
9/4/2009, 12:06 AM
You ****ed it up! That's not a 100 point loss!

jharkins
9/4/2009, 12:11 AM
Why even play then? I cant believe we already lost. Man that is just too bad

OKC-SLC
9/4/2009, 12:11 AM
seems about right to me.

Damn Mermons.

SoonerStud615
9/4/2009, 12:16 AM
Man, and to think I was hopeful for this season.

47straight
9/4/2009, 12:18 AM
Quan Cosby, the 26 year old man, torched us last year. The rise of OU power in the 40's was fueled by men in their 20's coming back from the south pacific and the mountains of italy to school for the first time. Face it, you can't coach maturity.

Thanks to 2 year mission trips, BYU is full of such grown-*** men. Holding off the sooners is no big deal when you've got a wife and 4 kids already.

BYU by 10.

soonerboy_odanorth
9/4/2009, 12:36 AM
You ****ed it up! That's not a 100 point loss!

Yeah. Ha-ha funny man.

Look, we have serious problems and things ain't in our wheelhouse right now. If you don't have anything to contribute why don't you just go play on SouthOval.

Crucifax Autumn
9/4/2009, 12:45 AM
Even without the problems we have it would be pretty tough to beat God and the chosen. We're doomed.

Bosley
9/4/2009, 01:44 AM
Does this mean they're shutting down jamba juice in Oklahoma?

sooner59
9/4/2009, 02:21 AM
If we lose to BYU, you can all buy my season tickets, because I will boycott. However, I do not anticipate having to do that. I fully expect to be undefeated playing an undefeated and seemingly unbeatable Florida team in the Rose Bowl for the championship......much like Texas against USC in '05. We all know how the Big 12 ended that "possibly greatest college team of all time" debate. I'm looking for round 2, but with OU instead of the whorns.

stoopified
9/4/2009, 03:37 AM
It is here. The great Universal balancing act... those that are of a one continual Lord.. and those that choose to hate the man that is building a Better America. This one seems pre-destined. But still one must examine this righteous meeting...


I am an unabashed Sooner. Therefore, my voting record is most assuredly RED. But I cannot help but feel I am buried by the tide of our Nationalizt sentiment, and realize my crimson shirt might better be served being a brown shirt.

Having said that, I know we have to well consider the white knight we face in Arlington...

I'll start with their fans. They will convert us. We thought we had a semi-home environment... but NO! Have you spent time in Dallas!?!?!? Have you not seen on every street corner the gleaming white shirts and beautifully pressed ties.

Trust me guys and gals, these crusaders came to evangelize. We have a stunner facing us! 75% of a Jerryworld will preach it, brother! And in case you had any doubts, they will come in preaching it with a girl on EACH arm! And they gots the marriage licenses to prove it!

So buckle up! Here is the skinny!

We have two big problems... Gresham down, and nobody but Broyles to catch. So tossing the pig as a bread-and-butter is OUT. So then we have to run... So then make it THREE big problems. With Brody by necessity having to move to the middle due to injury... we ain't got the size to do squat!

Chris can run. But where is he going to run?

Turn it over. No dummies from the Mountain West, the white-shirts will bring a big fat Samoan to plug the middle and re-break Brodie's ankle. It will be a come-to-Brigham meeting for most of our boys on that o-line... with us having no decent TE outlet.

Then there is big Max. Maximus Hall-a*s. Dude's a player. Like Todd Reesing last year in Norman when we escaped by a point or two? Here's Todd + 4 inches and guys that can actually run and catch. And hear me now, but believe me later, people didn't want to believe the Granger loss was huge... but Unga is now going to make us go UNGH! when he runs up the middle.

This is not how it was supposed to play out. But things are not alligned in our favor.

OU 19
BYU 31

Thank goodness for the Idaho State break!You really need a better hobby than sniffing glue before posting nonsense.

Yankeeracers
9/4/2009, 05:21 AM
I sware to God this was the most embarrassing post ever. Don't politicize my Sooners ***.

CBUS_SOONER
9/4/2009, 05:52 AM
[QUOTE=soonerboy_odanorth;2689809]It is here. The great Universal balancing act... those that are of a one continual Lord.. and those that choose to hate the man that is building a Better America. This one seems pre-destined. But still one must examine this righteous meeting...


Dubest stuff I ever heard... Socialism doesn't work (ask Russian), and we will not lose to BYU

CBUS_SOONER
9/4/2009, 05:53 AM
I mean dumbest... oops

soonerloyal
9/4/2009, 08:47 AM
C'mon, self-police the political stuff. Move it to the SO, puh-leeze.

pweitkem
9/4/2009, 09:34 AM
What in the hell are you talking about man? Are the Sooners the ones with a continual lord or the ones that hate paying for people to sit on their asses?

fossil
9/4/2009, 12:28 PM
It is here. The great Universal balancing act... those that are of a one continual Lord.. and those that choose to hate the man that is building a Better America. This one seems pre-destined. But still one must examine this righteous meeting...


I am an unabashed Sooner. Therefore, my voting record is most assuredly RED. But I cannot help but feel I am buried by the tide of our Nationalizt sentiment, and realize my crimson shirt might better be served being a brown shirt.

Having said that, I know we have to well consider the white knight we face in Arlington...

I'll start with their fans. They will convert us. We thought we had a semi-home environment... but NO! Have you spent time in Dallas!?!?!? Have you not seen on every street corner the gleaming white shirts and beautifully pressed ties.

Trust me guys and gals, these crusaders came to evangelize. We have a stunner facing us! 75% of a Jerryworld will preach it, brother! And in case you had any doubts, they will come in preaching it with a girl on EACH arm! And they gots the marriage licenses to prove it!

So buckle up! Here is the skinny!

We have two big problems... Gresham down, and nobody but Broyles to catch. So tossing the pig as a bread-and-butter is OUT. So then we have to run... So then make it THREE big problems. With Brody by necessity having to move to the middle due to injury... we ain't got the size to do squat!

Chris can run. But where is he going to run?

Turn it over. No dummies from the Mountain West, the white-shirts will bring a big fat Samoan to plug the middle and re-break Brodie's ankle. It will be a come-to-Brigham meeting for most of our boys on that o-line... with us having no decent TE outlet.

Then there is big Max. Maximus Hall-a*s. Dude's a player. Like Todd Reesing last year in Norman when we escaped by a point or two? Here's Todd + 4 inches and guys that can actually run and catch. And hear me now, but believe me later, people didn't want to believe the Granger loss was huge... but Unga is now going to make us go UNGH! when he runs up the middle.

This is not how it was supposed to play out. But things are not alligned in our favor.

OU 19
BYU 31

Thank goodness for the Idaho State break!

:rolleyes: Geez! This is stoopid!!! Go drink some more koolaide!

CK Sooner
9/4/2009, 12:31 PM
You expect me to read all that ****?

;)

okiewaker
9/4/2009, 12:55 PM
There ya go. Trying to indoctrinate people to that craziness on a sports board. :)

Knippz
9/4/2009, 01:07 PM
So last season they were showing Sooner highlights, and they had shot of the student section of our crowd. I don't remember which game.

There were 2 people dressed up as McCain and Obama. The Obama kid was wearing an OU jersey, while the McCain kid was wearing the other team's.

I wanted to shoot myself in the face.

Knippz
9/4/2009, 01:12 PM
We thought we had a semi-home environment... but NO! Have you spent time in Dallas!?!?!? Have you not seen on every street corner the gleaming white shirts and beautifully pressed ties.

I have never seen a Mormon in Dallas, and I live there. It's an awful place for their folk. There's quite a few more bums and homeless than anything nice or well kept. This explains how *Texas is more of a home crowd in Dallas than we are.

Also, I honestly can't tell if your whole post is sarcastic or not. If not, I would agree, this is one of the worst posts I've ever seen. EVAR

homerSimpsonsBrain
9/4/2009, 01:29 PM
Ahhhh. soonerboys mojo thread. Dogging noobs since .... ehhhh, hummm... for a long time.

All is right with the sooner nation.

sooneron
9/4/2009, 02:13 PM
http://img2.allposters.com/images/RHPOD/724-411.jpg

d.stOUgh
9/5/2009, 03:09 AM
You really need a better hobby than sniffing glue before posting nonsense.

AMEN!...Sooners are gonna kick arse...

Crucifax Autumn
9/5/2009, 03:17 AM
Wow...

I'm slow and all, but...

Catch up people.

StoopTroup
9/5/2009, 07:48 AM
It is here. The great Universal balancing act... those that are of a one continual Lord.. and those that choose to hate the man that is building a Better America. This one seems pre-destined. But still one must examine this righteous meeting...


I am an unabashed Sooner. Therefore, my voting record is most assuredly RED. But I cannot help but feel I am buried by the tide of our Nationalizt sentiment, and realize my crimson shirt might better be served being a brown shirt.

Having said that, I know we have to well consider the white knight we face in Arlington...

I'll start with their fans. They will convert us. We thought we had a semi-home environment... but NO! Have you spent time in Dallas!?!?!? Have you not seen on every street corner the gleaming white shirts and beautifully pressed ties.

Trust me guys and gals, these crusaders came to evangelize. We have a stunner facing us! 75% of a Jerryworld will preach it, brother! And in case you had any doubts, they will come in preaching it with a girl on EACH arm! And they gots the marriage licenses to prove it!

So buckle up! Here is the skinny!

We have two big problems... Gresham down, and nobody but Broyles to catch. So tossing the pig as a bread-and-butter is OUT. So then we have to run... So then make it THREE big problems. With Brody by necessity having to move to the middle due to injury... we ain't got the size to do squat!

Chris can run. But where is he going to run?

Turn it over. No dummies from the Mountain West, the white-shirts will bring a big fat Samoan to plug the middle and re-break Brodie's ankle. It will be a come-to-Brigham meeting for most of our boys on that o-line... with us having no decent TE outlet.

Then there is big Max. Maximus Hall-a*s. Dude's a player. Like Todd Reesing last year in Norman when we escaped by a point or two? Here's Todd + 4 inches and guys that can actually run and catch. And hear me now, but believe me later, people didn't want to believe the Granger loss was huge... but Unga is now going to make us go UNGH! when he runs up the middle.

This is not how it was supposed to play out. But things are not alligned in our favor.

OU 19
BYU 31

Thank goodness for the Idaho State break!

That's some funny shat right there....ROTFLMFAO!

IronHorseSooner
9/5/2009, 09:00 AM
OUr northern friend with another classic! Good jorb!

GottaHavePride
9/5/2009, 09:28 AM
If I voted Obama, am I no longer allowed to root for the Sooners?

Just askin'.

StoopTroup
9/5/2009, 09:34 AM
http://k41.pbase.com/o4/04/410504/1/65051706.xkI91cbe.DSC_69392.jpg

GottaHavePride
9/5/2009, 09:34 AM
Nice red X there. ;)

soonerboy_odanorth
9/5/2009, 11:19 PM
Told you so. You silly silly people.

Oh, wait...

n00bs... you are truly a bunch of freakin' morons.... especially after all the hints that were thrown your way... and still... you continued to pile on.... IDOTS!

We are all now saddled with an instant "crap" season. At the same time, you n00bs please try not to crap your own pants. It really is bad for you.

Boomer Sooner!

Crucifax Autumn
9/5/2009, 11:21 PM
Heh...We'll win out.

Stinky
9/6/2009, 12:07 AM
Heh...We'll win out.

Dallas has been a tough place to play lately. Dont bet on it.