SOONER FAN'S GAME DAY STRATEGY at the JW

[PLaw]

Okay, here's this fan's activity plan for successfully accomplishing a SOONER victory over BYU.

0630 - Feet hit the floor
0635 - Complete morning urination requirement
0640 - Start that pot of coffee.
0645 - HANG THE OU FLAG
0650 - Sing BOOMER SOONER at the top of my lugs.
0655 - Sing TeXas BITE at the top of my lugs.
0700 - First cup of JO
0705 - Quick shower and ESPiN for 30 minutes
0710 - Sing BOOMER SOONER at the top of my lugs while in the shower.
0735 - Head to daughter's v-ball tourney
1125 - Give 'em a big old BOOMER SOONER before leaving
1200 - Leave v-ball and head home
1230 - Catch CF Updates (betting days are long over, but old habits are hard to break)
1400 - Head down 114 to 121 to 360 to 30 to Jerry World.
1430 - Pull into RED, hot, and blue for a little pre-game bbq.
1525 - Give the server a big BOOMER SOONER
1530 - head to lot 14 for a little pre-game
1630 - Into the mother-ship for the SOONER pre-game warm up
1800 - The March to No. 8 begins - BOOMER SOONER
2230 - Bask in the glory of a fine SOONER victory.
2245 - Decide to camp out at the JW or head by North.

BOOMER

[ouleaf]

3:30PM head to the Death Star
4:00PM Park
4:30PM Tailgaiting
5:30PM Enter the Death Star
5:45PM Marvel at the Screen Monster
6:00PM Boomer Sooner
9:30PM Sooner's Win!
Post Victory: Party time!!!

[boomersooner28]

WTF! :confused:

10:00 am - Tailgate outside the 8th wonder of the world.

6:00 p.m. - Kick Cougar azz.


The end.

[colleyvillesooner]

9:00 - Gameday
10:00 - FFball Draft
11:00 - boil brats and make hamburger patties.
1:00 - parking lot opens, set up tailgate
2:00 - commence tailgate
4:30 - tear down tailgate
5:00 - head in to Jerry World
6:00 - commence watching *** kicking

[Phil]

Okay, here's this fan's activity plan for successfully accomplishing a SOONER victory over BYU.

0630 - Feet hit the floor
0635 - Complete morning urination requirement
0640 - Start that pot of coffee.

It takes you five minutes to take a whizz?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

he must shake it around a bit after he finishes

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Okay, here's this fan's activity plan for successfully accomplishing a SOONER victory over BYU.

0630 - Feet hit the floor
0635 - Complete morning urination requirement
0640 - Start that pot of coffee.
0645 - HANG THE OU FLAG
0650 - Sing BOOMER SOONER at the top of my lugs.
0655 - Sing TeXas BITE at the top of my lugs.
0700 - First cup of JO
0705 - Quick shower and ESPiN for 30 minutes
0710 - Sing BOOMER SOONER at the top of my lugs while in the shower.
0735 - Head to daughter's v-ball tourney
1125 - Give 'em a big old BOOMER SOONER before leaving
1200 - Leave v-ball and head home
1230 - Catch CF Updates (betting days are long over, but old habits are hard to break)
1400 - Head down 114 to 121 to 360 to 30 to Jerry World.
1430 - Pull into RED, hot, and blue for a little pre-game bbq.
1525 - Give the server a big BOOMER SOONER
1530 - head to lot 14 for a little pre-game
1630 - Into the mother-ship for the SOONER pre-game warm up
1800 - The March to No. 8 begins - BOOMER SOONER
2230 - Bask in the glory of a fine SOONER victory.
2245 - Decide to camp out at the JW or head by North.

BOOMER


PLaw,

1.) Planning may not be one of your strengths (i.e. some things are better left un-planned.)

2.) Do not share this list with your girlfriend/boyfriend unless you want to be very lonely in very short order.

That is all.

-sbodn

[hgarmorer]

0100-wakeup, head to chowhall for coffee and breakfast
0130-get rid of breakfast and coffee
0145-refill on coffee
0200-WATCH THE A$$ KICKING COMMENCE
0205-talk trash to the domer I'm on shift with
0700-head to work and refill on coffee again
0730-arrive at work and bask in the glory of a victory to all the non-faithful

[auto]

4:00 P.M Start Cocktail Hour
5:00 P.M Continue Cocktail Hour
6:00 P.M Turn Large Screen HD to USCPN. Watch Sooners kick hell out of the Mo'Mo's.

10:00p.m. Revel in the fact I did not have to travel to Arlington or give Jerral a dime.:D

[OUHOMER]

wake up, get the yahoos i am going with up and moving. This will be a chore. get some breakfast, fine some beer to ice down, maybe fine a subway. head to JW to get a decent parking spot in lot 12. eat and drink our fell before we get into JW's. Roam around till game time.

notice no time schedule? It's because of the yahoo's i am with. They are worse than taking a bunch of women.

[DakotaSooner]

wake up, get the yahoos i am going with up and moving. This will be a chore. get some breakfast, fine some beer to ice down, maybe fine a subway. head to JW to get a decent parking spot in lot 12. eat and drink our fell before we get into JW's. Roam around till game time.

notice no time schedule? It's because of the yahoo's i am with. They are worse than taking a bunch of women.

i think we have the same friends.....minus me going to the game.:mad:

[htownsooner7]

7:00 wake up with one year old son and put his Bradford jersey on him
7:45 leave for golf
8:58 First birdie of the day
Noon First Beer of the Day
12:45 Finish round, probably shooting around 82
1:45 Light the grill
2:00 Ribs put in smoker
2:30 Set TV up outside, fill up kiddie pool, turn on OSU UGA gm
5:00 Finish ribs on grill, move to whiskey
5:45 cash in my play on Okie St and over in mizzou illini gm
6:00 March to #8 begins
6:04 Broyles returns opening kick to BYU 42
6:11 Bradford's first TD of year
7:30 Relax a bit, Sooners up 17 at half
9:00 Enjoy Sooner win, turn on LSU Wash gm, root against Les Miles

[deweydw]

Okay, here's this fan's activity plan for successfully accomplishing a SOONER victory over BYU.

0630 - Feet hit the floor
0635 - Complete morning urination requirement

BOOMER

What, no BM? Tack on another 30 mins.

[WA. Sooner]

Drink all day
Get after the wife for a bj untill she gives in, gets pissed and leaves not to comeback until Sunday night because " You and your friends will be to roudy to be around"