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w0lfe
9/2/2009, 03:49 PM
Been writing a buddy of mine thats a pokes fan. It cracks me up the things they say. Some of the stuff said was that they have better back ups than OU, they will never have less than 7 wins again, they will easily beat UGA by 17+ points, they will be as good or BETTER than OU from now on... I could go on and on. They try way too hard to be like us haha

Jello Biafra
9/2/2009, 04:14 PM
17+ points??? get away from him and stay away from him. he has caught swine flu and needs to be quarantined.

StoopTroup
9/2/2009, 04:19 PM
He's not been on a strict diet of juiced carrots has he?

If so...it's even worse than Jello thinks.

Jello Biafra
9/2/2009, 04:23 PM
o hes eating carrots but i don't think they are juiced ;)

sidewinder517
9/2/2009, 04:38 PM
We are a bunch of cheating gooners and we we have been for years. I know! I have been told that by every stoolwater fan I know. We should be ashamed. :(

badger
9/2/2009, 04:42 PM
The full name of OU fans are "fairweather fan cheatin' gooners."

I don't have a full name for Poke fans, because they really don't matter to me too much... but all this news coming out of Pokeville is kind of funny to read

Mad Dog Madsen
9/2/2009, 04:52 PM
He's right! What's so funny?!? :D

w0lfe
9/2/2009, 05:36 PM
Haha dude that's the last thing he
said haha. I told his team to accomplishsomething than he can talk. Here is what he said lol "Lol we are a class program, it's hard to win the real way. Ou is as disgraceful as it gets. Top 3 dirtiest program in the country. We will get white, we aren't done either. We already get recruits over yall so keep dreaming. We will win the big 12 and take more of your players." it never ceases to amaze me how dumb they are

OKLA21FAN
9/2/2009, 05:51 PM
'team on the rise'




wait for it :pop:

AllFnDay
9/2/2009, 05:57 PM
'team on the rise'

I believe that's what it said on one of their ticket stubs back in '96...

w0lfe
9/2/2009, 06:01 PM
Yeah when we put 60 on them again, I'll post his phone number and all you can tell him about it :).

fadada1
9/2/2009, 06:07 PM
how quickly they forget about their own probation periods. they couldn't even win when they cheated.

Breadburner
9/2/2009, 06:08 PM
They are a strange homerish bunch over there....Seems they are always trying to out fan each other......

w0lfe
9/2/2009, 06:13 PM
Well it just amazes me how they are so sure they are getting Darius. Between us and texass , not a non tradition manure farm

DarrellZero
9/2/2009, 07:54 PM
OU =
http://techgeist.net/files/2009/07/road-runner.jpg


OSU =
http://www.jroller.com/MasterMark/resource/_21477BP~Looney-Tunes-Wile-E-Coyote-Posters2.jpg

picasso
9/2/2009, 08:07 PM
Been writing a buddy of mine thats a pokes fan. It cracks me up the things they say. Some of the stuff said was that they have better back ups than OU, they will never have less than 7 wins again, they will easily beat UGA by 17+ points, they will be as good or BETTER than OU from now on... I could go on and on. They try way too hard to be like us haha

The secret to having a top program is to win even in your rebuilding years. oSu is 3 players away from being very average.
OU on the other hand graduates a stable of great players like we did in '02 and come back and stomp butt ala '03.

Crucifax Autumn
9/2/2009, 08:21 PM
Humping multiple sheep nightly makes 'em feel all macho and manly.

Cam
9/2/2009, 08:42 PM
Let's put it this way: OSU 2008 was widely considered to be one of the best teams the pokes have ever produced. OU beat them by 20, in stoolwater. That should tell you everything you need to know.

XFollower
9/2/2009, 08:45 PM
I hear that they may have the World's Most Powerful Offense!

SoonerAficionadOU
9/2/2009, 08:54 PM
Let's put it this way: OSU 2008 was widely considered to be one of the best teams the pokes have ever produced. OU beat them by 20, in stoolwater. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Agreed

ouwasp
9/2/2009, 11:41 PM
A poke buddy that can read... and write.

Noteworthy.

w0lfe
9/3/2009, 08:12 AM
Let's put it this way: OSU 2008 was widely considered to be one of the best teams the pokes have ever produced. OU beat them by 20, in stoolwater. That should tell you everything you need to know.
You don't mind if i send him this line, or do you have a patent on it :)

TheHumanAlphabet
9/3/2009, 08:43 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if UGA beats the aggots.

BOOMERBRADLEY
9/3/2009, 08:52 AM
Don't have poke friends.

It's a recipe for a healthier life

orangekaje
9/3/2009, 09:51 AM
I think that speaks volumes about who you consider buddies than it does of OSU fans. That's just ru-tarded.

SoonerInFortSmith
9/3/2009, 12:12 PM
I think that speaks volumes about who you consider buddies than it does of OSU fans. That's just ru-tarded.

I just got the thesaurus out, and it says OSU fan = ru-tarded.

Cam
9/5/2009, 11:16 AM
You don't mind if i send him this line, or do you have a patent on it :)

Feel free. There's really not a hell of a lot he can say to dispute it.

MichiganSooner
9/5/2009, 12:03 PM
[QUOTE=badger;2687354]The full name of OU fans are "fairweather fan cheatin' gooners."

"fairweather bandwagon fan cheatin' gooners" below a picture of one of his cowboy buddies with teeth missing, dressed up in a OU shirt and cap sitting outside a trailer house with a refrigerator in the front yard.

MichiganSooner
9/5/2009, 12:06 PM
Let's put it this way: OSU 2008 was widely considered to be one of the best teams the pokes have ever produced. OU beat them by 20, in stoolwater. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Lester Miles, "Let 'er rip!!".

IronHorseSooner
9/5/2009, 12:21 PM
I wonder where the Prairie Wind will touch them today?!?!

StoopTroup
9/5/2009, 12:27 PM
I think that speaks volumes about who you consider buddies than it does of OSU fans. That's just ru-tarded.

What ya say we shake hands good buddy?

http://www.jokeshop.co.uk/userdata/PRODPIC-4746.jpg

Mixer!
9/5/2009, 12:34 PM
Better a Cheatin' Gooner than a Land-Thieving Booner - any day.