The BRONZE RAT

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

[delhalew]

:D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

The one-star rating is a familiar tag, which alerts to the possibility of controversy.

[A Sooner in Texas]

A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican."

FIFY. Sorry, just couldn't help myself. :D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

FIFY. Sorry, just couldn't help myself. :DIf you are challenged enough to still identify yourself that way, you have the right.

[rainiersooner]

Democrats totally suck.

[A Sooner in Texas]

If you are challenged enough to still identify yourself that way, you have the right.

Challenged in what way? A Sooner? A Sooner in Texas? Or a Democrat? A native Oklahoman? A hard-working single mom who's raising two wonderful sons who will be a great credit to society? Did I leave anything out? Oh...how about American - which of course gives me the right to identify myself in whatever way I wish? Because that's what I am...all of them and very proud as well. So, sorry if you think you're insulting me, because you're not.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Challenged in what way? A Sooner? A Sooner in Texas? Or a Democrat? A native Oklahoman? A hard-working single mom who's raising two wonderful sons who will be a great credit to society? Did I leave anything out? Oh...how about American - which of course gives me the right to identify myself in whatever way I wish? Because that's what I am...all of them and very proud as well. So, sorry if you think you're insulting me, because you're not.democrat, of course.

[Condescending Sooner]

Challenged in what way? A Sooner? A Sooner in Texas? Or a Democrat? A native Oklahoman? A hard-working single mom who's raising two wonderful sons who will be a great credit to society? Did I leave anything out? Oh...how about American - which of course gives me the right to identify myself in whatever way I wish? Because that's what I am...all of them and very proud as well. So, sorry if you think you're insulting me, because you're not.

Overly sensitive and defensive, yep democrat.

[LosAngelesSooner]

The one-star rating is a familiar tag, which alerts to the possibility of controversy.


Overly sensitive and defensive, yep RINO.:cool:

[LosAngelesSooner]

The one-star rating is a familiar tag, which alerts to the possibility of controversy.Or it could be that the overwhelming majority of your threads suck donkey balls. :texan:

[tommieharris91]

Another member of the "Gang of IGNORE" says "LET this thread DIE!!!"

[Condescending Sooner]

Wow, LA is so creative!!! Who would have thought to change someone's quote to the total opposite?

[LosAngelesSooner]

Wow, LA is so creative!!! Who would have thought to change someone's quote to the total opposite?OMG, BECKY!!! And then he like, TOTALLY used another quote from a total airhead RINO where the RINO was all, Like "WAAH! They're picking on me!" and he was all..."DUDE...look who's REALLY whining about people picking on them" and stuff and it was, like TOTALLY bogus.



Meh. :cool:

[soonerloyal]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a14/KevAndLori/thPleaseMakeThreadStop.jpg



:D

[soonerloyal]

Overly sensitive and defensive, yep democrat.


I bet you say that to all the thinkin' wimmins with brains and opinions of their own. :cool:

[Veritas]

The one-star rating is a familiar tag, which alerts to the possibility of partisan flamebait.
FTFY

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

FTFYIt's a joke I passed on, tiger. Condolences on the day you're having.

[Condescending Sooner]

I bet you say that to all the thinkin' wimmins with brains and opinions of their own. :cool:

You are flattering yourself.