If it would guarantee an OU win over tex, I'd be willing to...

[ouwasp]

eat salad every day

vote democrat

stop reading (my fave pastime) for a couple weeks

go clothes shopping with my wife...w/o complaining

etc

[SoonerKnight]

#4 is a tough one though.............

[gaylordfan1]

Sorry, could never vote democrat...... Just couldn't do it. I enjoy my job too much! Oboma health care is SCARY! Spoken from a health care professional.

[auto]

Voting socialist is just not going to happen.:D

[CBUS_SOONER]

Yeah, f@$# socialism and I can't shop with the wife

[OUHOMER]

eat salad every day

vote democrat

stop reading (my fave pastime) for a couple weeks

go clothes shopping with my wife...w/o complaining

etc

Tough list, now if you were talking #8, i might be able to do it. Maybe:D

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'd pay for a full meal for Mangino.

[SoonerDood]

strangle 1,000 hobos

[OUAlumni1990]

There are no guarantees, and that's what makes college football exciting!

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'd perform some cat juggling.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Or pleasure Rosie O'Donnell!

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Or pleasure Rosie O'Donnell!

Rosie isn't interested in you either. ;)

[Crucifax Autumn]

True enough, but if I had to to guarantee the win...

[bent rider]

...allow Saint Tim to circumcise our cat.

[JLEW1818]

lay off beer for a week

[stoopified]

I would make the ULIMATE SACRIFICE.I would lock myself in a small bedroom with Jennifer Anniston and Salma Hayek and not leave until both are satisfied. :D
Its a dirty job but I am up to the task.I have been resting for years .

[JLEW1818]

:hot: :hot: :hot:

[WestAustinSooner]

Listen to Yoko Ono records for an entire day?

[JLEW1818]

take obama seriously

[BoomerSooner07]

...set my hair on fire and punch myself in the face.

[CK Sooner]

...set my hair on fire and punch myself in the face.

CrimsonJim?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'd set my face on fire and punch myself in the hair.

[IronSoonerMan]

I'd set my face on fire and punch myself in the hair.
LMAO!

I would set mac's nuts on fire and put em out with muschamp's face.:eek: :D

[OUAlumni1990]

I would set Rosie O'Donnels hair on fire and punch obama in the face!

[SoonerSoph]

Listen to Kathy Griffin standup.

Live in Stillwater for a week.

Start my research papers early and not procrastinate.

Watch a Sarah Palin speech with the sound on.

[okiewaker]

I would set Rosie O'Donnels hair on fire and punch obama in the face!

I would set Rosie on Obama and set both on fire.

[OUAlumni1990]

I would set Rosie on Obama and set both on fire.

You set 'em on fire, I'll punch 'em in the face :D

[SoonerCoug]

I'd be willing to sacrifice an OU win over BYU.

[CK Sooner]

I'd be willing to sacrifice an OU win over BYU.

I bet you would be....

:D

[OKC-SLC]

I would set Rosie on Obama and set both on fire.

In.

[SoonerSoph]

I would do as many push-ups as W.'s I.Q.

[soonersam]

Voting for Hitler is unexceptable!!! I'll take the loss!!

[CarolinaSoonerFan]

I would move to SEC country.....crap I already did that

[soonerthanu]

heck, i would let micheal vick dog sit for me.

[Jdog]

For an win in this year's game- I would spend a week with my wife's family - California left wingers who voted for Nancy P

[Knippz]

I would make the ULIMATE SACRIFICE.I would lock myself in a small bedroom with Jennifer Anniston and Salma Hayek and not leave until both are satisfied. :D
Its a dirty job but I am up to the task.I have been resting for years .

That's more like what I'd be willing to take to sacrifice an OU W for.

And I would for that.

[SoonerSoph]

I'd spend a week with my girlfriend's family - Right wingers whose combined education is a semester at OSU and then flunking out. And have threatened to shoot me on multiple occassions... make that a day.

[AzianSooner]

Sorry, could never vote democrat...... Just couldn't do it. I enjoy my job too much! Oboma health care is SCARY! [B] Spoken from a health care professional[\B].

Male Nurse?

[soonersam]

heck, i would let micheal vick dog sit for me.

thats funny!!!

[GKeeper316]

Sorry, could never vote democrat...... Just couldn't do it. I enjoy my job too much! Oboma health care is SCARY! Spoken from a health care professional.

the only people opposed to health care reform are health care professionals trying to keep their ridiculous salaries. the AMA is spending 1.7 million a day running their ads. think of how many lives could be saved with that money.

back on topic, i'd vote for sarah palin for president... that's really saying something. she's right up there with mary falin as the dumbest woman in politics. nancy pelosi isnt dumb. shes just a bitch.

[SoonerPr8r]

[QUOTE=GKeeper316;2684643]the only people opposed to health care reform are health care professionals trying to keep their ridiculous salaries.

Most of those "ridiculous salaries" are inflated because they have to pay a crazy amount on malpractice insurance because of those who want to sue because a doc wouldn't do surgery on their ingrown toenail. Docs don't net nearly what they used to because of all of the frivolous lawsuits.

and in other news......
I would wear an orange article of clothing.....most likely a sock

[SoonerPr8r]

the only people opposed to health care reform are health care professionals trying to keep their ridiculous salaries.


Most of those "ridiculous salaries" are inflated because they have to pay a crazy amount on malpractice insurance because of those who want to sue because a doc wouldn't do surgery on their ingrown toenail. Docs don't net nearly what they used to because of all of the frivolous lawsuits.

and in other news......
I would wear an orange article of clothing.....most likely a sock

[o0Dan0o]

If it would guarantee a win of *, I would root for * for the whole ****ing season... And then set my brother on fire while he punched me in the face...

[ouwasp]

bump...

a great deal has transpired in Sooner football since I started this thread...but the desire to beat tex remains...

[stoopified]

While the Salma -Jennifer project was the best week of my life,it didn't guarantee a win last year.Therefore I will redouble my efforts and devote two weeks to the task. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Hey GKeeper, here's a suggestion, get your *** through Med School and then you can charge as little as you think you deserve. Otherwise, STFU and stop acting as if it's any of your damned business what someone makes unless they're paid with tax dollars.

[ouwasp]

bump for fun of it....:)

[Collier11]

I would make the ULIMATE SACRIFICE.I would lock myself in a small bedroom with Jennifer Anniston and Salma Hayek and not leave until both are satisfied. :D
Its a dirty job but I am up to the task.I have been resting for years .

9 seconds of awesomeness for a whole season of bragging rights, fair trade :D

[Collier11]

Id watch CRU rim Hillary Clinton while I gave Janet Reno a back rub and Al Roker Belly danced.

I would then taze myself in the taint while setting my nose hair on fire

[Chuck Bao]

[QUOTE=GKeeper316;2684643]the only people opposed to health care reform are health care professionals trying to keep their ridiculous salaries.

Most of those "ridiculous salaries" are inflated because they have to pay a crazy amount on malpractice insurance because of those who want to sue because a doc wouldn't do surgery on their ingrown toenail. Docs don't net nearly what they used to because of all of the frivolous lawsuits.

I don't know if you have heard, but it is extremely hard to get any settlement for medical malpractive in either Oklahoma or Texas, unless it can be proven to be intentional or the attending doctor was drunk or high. And, one would not normally ask for a immediate drug test of their doctor. Medical malpractice insurance premiums, at least in these two states, really should have fallen to 20-30% of former levels.

Keeping with the spirit of the thread, I would not eat any more bevos for a week if OU wins.

Edited to add: I didn't realize that this was a resurrected thread from last year. I'm sorry SoonerPr8r and I hope you still post here.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Hey GKeeper, here's a suggestion, get your *** through Med School and then you can charge as little as you think you deserve. Otherwise, STFU and stop acting as if it's any of your damned business what someone makes unless they're paid with tax dollars.One of your best evar posts.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Id watch CRU rim Hillary Clinton while I gave Janet Reno a back rub and Al Roker Belly danced.

I would then taze myself in the taint while setting my nose hair on fireDayum, boy, you REALLY DO wanna beat those cows!!!...and their refs.

[tommieharris91]

This thread is wayyyyyyyy too cereal.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Id watch CRU rim Hillary Clinton while I gave Janet Reno a back rub and Al Roker Belly danced.

I would then taze myself in the taint while setting my nose hair on fire

Hell, if it guarantees a win I'll willingly participate in this.

[SteelCitySooner]

I'd actually watch cru skull c11. juss sayin..

[Crucifax Autumn]

That's a pay per view event.

[SteelCitySooner]

I'm payin!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Maybe if we film it in a portapotty we can get jlew to pay too.

[SteelCitySooner]

hell dude jlew would be the star! you kidding me?

[Crucifax Autumn]

He does have purty eye sockets.

[SteelCitySooner]

he sure does. And them nostrils look perty wide too.

[Crucifax Autumn]

They didn't used to be...

[GKeeper316]

Hey GKeeper, here's a suggestion, get your *** through Med School and then you can charge as little as you think you deserve. Otherwise, STFU and stop acting as if it's any of your damned business what someone makes unless they're paid with tax dollars.

1. eat ****

2. as long as public health is a for profit industry, expect to see your premiums continue to rise.

[Crucifax Autumn]

As long as people keep eating **** I think we'll have a healthcare problem.

[SteelCitySooner]

OBAMACARE!

[Crucifax Autumn]

I wish this woulda been a policy of the previous administration. Bushcare is WAY more important.

[SteelCitySooner]

I do enjoy caring for the bush.. what?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I think that's something we can all stand up for.

[SteelCitySooner]

Now your just showing your hick bigotry against the gays..

[Crucifax Autumn]

Not me...Glory holes would be boring as hell without them.

[Collier11]

I'd actually watch cru skull c11. juss sayin..

You want to watch myself, Skull, and Cru in a threesome you sick f***er! Do you know how hairy those other two are?

[olevetonahill]

1. eat ****

2. as long as public health is a for profit industry, expect to see your premiums continue to rise.

Gomer, Why you wanta talk to Sic that way ?

[olevetonahill]

You want to watch myself, Skull, and Cru in a threesome you sick f***er! Do you know how hairy those other two are?

So what ya saying ? Ya aint ever ****ed no monkeys?

[Collier11]

Gomer, Why you wanta talk to Sic that way ?

I think he was hitting on him, youve seen the recent trend of this thread havent you? :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

It's a mating call.

[Collier11]

So what ya saying ? Ya aint ever ****ed no monkeys?

:mack: Thats RACIST

[SteelCitySooner]

Hell yeah!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Personally I prefer sloths.

[SteelCitySooner]

Personally I prefer sloths.

right up my alley! wait, by sloths you mean sluts right?

[Collier11]

Hey VET, I know someone who could hit ya in the back from 1000 yards out :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

Oh yeah. Slutty sloths FTW!

[Collier11]

right up my alley! wait, by sloths you mean sluts right?

NO jackazz, he means hairy chicks that are usually sleeping

[olevetonahill]

I think he was hitting on him, youve seen the recent trend of this thread havent you? :D

Well Gomer is Ghey

[Crucifax Autumn]

I've never hit anyone in the back from that far. Usually in closer quarters, ya know?

[SteelCitySooner]

Dude I ain't married yet. Keep your problems to yourself..

[olevetonahill]

Next thing Ya know you bastages gonna try and say ya never got sucked off by a yearlin calf either :rolleyes:

[SteelCitySooner]

Although i prolly will be married by thursday..

[Crucifax Autumn]

Close...Collier was under a bull.

[SteelCitySooner]

Next thing Ya know you bastages gonna try and say ya never got sucked off by a yearlin calf either :rolleyes:

N0 but there was this time I met a questionable looking "girl" in the philippines when I was way more drunk than I should have been.. In a very dark alley.. Way after curfew.. juss sayin

[Collier11]

Cru does the whole peanut butter trick, thing of it is, its not even his dog this time!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Let's hear it for the ladyboys!


isn't that an 80's song?

[GKeeper316]

Well Gomer is Ghey

just for you

[Crucifax Autumn]

Cru does the whole peanut butter trick, thing of it is, its not even his dog this time!

Hell, I do the peanut butter trick when I'm totally alone even. It just feels nifty.

[Crucifax Autumn]

just for you

Mo homo?

[olevetonahill]

Hey VET, I know someone who could hit ya in the back from 1000 yards out :D

Is his brother around to spot fer him ?:D

[SteelCitySooner]

Let's hear it for the ladyboys!


isn't that an 80's song?

I never said boo about ladyboys! Especially in the 80's..

[Crucifax Autumn]

I never said boo about ladyboys! Especially in the 80's..

Yeah, what you actually said was "so just 5 bucks?"

[Collier11]

spot the nearest motel 6...you, him, some thumb tacks, olive oil, and a box of french ticklers

[SteelCitySooner]

more like. "just 100 pesos?"

[GKeeper316]

just for cruc...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_152hzt9Clc

[Collier11]

if only I could post the video of Steel and the goat over here :D

[SteelCitySooner]

heh. This thread done been posseyfied!

[olevetonahill]

just for you

Na Gomer you know yer true to yer one true love.
http://www.owensvalleyhistory.com/father_crowley/cary_grant.jpg

[Collier11]

Just for CRU, #2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

[SteelCitySooner]

if only I could post the video of Steel and the goat over here :D


keep that **** over on the other board bro...

[olevetonahill]

heh. This thread done been posseyfied!

And Gomer is gonna try to run with the Bulls :D

[Collier11]

heh. This thread done been posseyfied!

Gheyin up threads since 2009 :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/07/images/050711_runningbulls.jpg

[GKeeper316]

And Gomer is gonna try to run with the Bulls :D

are we streaking?

[SteelCitySooner]

We try!

[Collier11]

at some point tomorrow Dean will show up, call us all fags then slap us on the backside on his way back out the door :D

[GKeeper316]

ok but i gotta go hit the bong real quick...

[SteelCitySooner]

the bang?

[Crucifax Autumn]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:_UVQjTqcp5UxwM:http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/258/winniethepooh3rl.jpg&t=1

[GKeeper316]

at some point tomorrow Dean will show up, call us all fags then slap us on the backside on his way back out the door :D

dean keeps his harry potter blow up doll in his glovebox for just such occasions.

[Collier11]

Speaking of blow up dolls, Steel always has post coital remorse

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/ad33eaebdf9efae8917cd935b0f5d065_pyzamblowup.jpg

[Collier11]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:_UVQjTqcp5UxwM:http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/258/winniethepooh3rl.jpg&t=1

Is that a furry?

[GKeeper316]

Speaking of blow up dolls, Steel always has post coital remorse

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/ad33eaebdf9efae8917cd935b0f5d065_pyzamblowup.jpg

man, thats a walk of shame right there...

[Crucifax Autumn]

if only I could post the video of Steel and the goat over here :D

http://www.grandamgt.com/forum/customavatars/avatar6004_46.gif

[GKeeper316]

Is that a furry?

winnie the pooh lives life like we all should... walkin around the woods with no pants on lookin for some honey ;)

[Collier11]

and playin with his donkey :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

I do that anyway.

[Collier11]

watch out, here it comes

http://disney-clipart.com/winnie-the-pooh/Pooh-Bear/pooh-rumbly-2006.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

not even remotely safe for work...

NSFW

I warned you...


http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-07-20/1279590200132.jpg

[Collier11]

WOW! And with that, im out...

Just to be clear. After a year of mostly positive experience, in which I had decided to become an Elite Sponsor, I started the Hollis Board, I had a 46,000 spek rating based on real spek not betting over two season and 1500 posts, in the last four weeks I can see this board is a place I don't want to be or patronize. There are two other boards which I believe have at least equivalent football knowledge without the abusive environment. I am taking my business elsewhere.

John W. Helander
President & CEO
GrayBox Services Ltd. &
eState Auction House Ltd.

[Crucifax Autumn]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f98opUNuVXc/TCOszvXUhgI/AAAAAAAAQao/KL5CvwZOhyg/s1600/Woman+in+sumo+wrestler+suit+assaulted+her+ex-girlfriend+In+Gay+Pub+after+she+waved+at+man+dress ed+as+a+Snickers+bar.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

WOW! And with that, im out...

Just to be clear. After a year of mostly positive experience, in which I had decided to become an Elite Sponsor, I started the Hollis Board, I had a 46,000 spek rating based on real spek not betting over two season and 1500 posts, in the last four weeks I can see this board is a place I don't want to be or patronize. There are two other boards which I believe have at least equivalent football knowledge without the abusive environment. I am taking my business elsewhere.

John W. Helander
President & CEO
GrayBox Services Ltd. &
eState Auction House Ltd.

Probably the first of many in this thread! :D

[SteelCitySooner]

WOW! And with that, im out...

Just to be clear. After a year of mostly positive experience, in which I had decided to become an Elite Sponsor, I started the Hollis Board, I had a 46,000 spek rating based on real spek not betting over two season and 1500 posts, in the last four weeks I can see this board is a place I don't want to be or patronize. There are two other boards which I believe have at least equivalent football knowledge without the abusive environment. I am taking my business elsewhere.

John W. Helander
President & CEO
GrayBox Services Ltd. &
eState Auction House Ltd.

haven't seen that in years.. Love ya c11!

[Collier11]

You guys!....

For real though, goin to bed. I gotsta try and make some money tomorrow

[Crucifax Autumn]

Sweet dreams of honey and goats.

[SteelCitySooner]

yeah I gotta gets my beauty sleep myself.. Lord knows I need it..

[Crucifax Autumn]

I'd have to sleep a few years.

[olevetonahill]

I'd have to do a Rip Van Winkle.

:eek:

[olevetonahill]

and playin with his donkey :D

I aint ever played with a donkey, But I have Loped My mule :hot:

[Crucifax Autumn]

:eek:

I ripped my winkle once. Hurt like a bitch.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

..as long as public health is a for profit industry, expect to see your premiums continue to rise.A govt. promise to take away one's business will have numerous negative consequences, as well.

BOOOOMERRRRR!!!

[Breadburner]

lick between Oprahs toes......

[Collier11]

Id let STEP gum me again...oh wait, id do that anyway

[Breadburner]

WOW! And with that, im out...

Just to be clear. After a year of mostly positive experience, in which I had decided to become an Elite Sponsor, I started the Hollis Board, I had a 46,000 spek rating based on real spek not betting over two season and 1500 posts, in the last four weeks I can see this board is a place I don't want to be or patronize. There are two other boards which I believe have at least equivalent football knowledge without the abusive environment. I am taking my business elsewhere.

John W. Helander
President & CEO
GrayBox Services Ltd. &
eState Auction House Ltd.

I've been lucky to have done a lot of things in life from travel to 25 countries and 35 states to own my own company, start a charity from scratch, dine at the White House, serve on the Young Republican National Committee, dine with billionaires and be included in "Who's Who in the World" at 33. I've also been in freak accidents, been bankrupted by betrayal of a close friend, been divorced twice, gotten a DUI for trying to drive home 4 blocks (my bad and I deserved it), lost two grandparents and my father in 14 months, had a Vioxx heart attack after a series of accidents and now am disabled. But, through all of it you find you still have your faith and your character and no one can ever take that away. Now I write, have gotten back into my photography and roam the internet making friends as well as finding old ones. Thanks for stopping in to read my bio. See you around. ~ John



Update....lol.

[BillyBall]

Read a RLIMC thread.

[sooner59]

wow

[texaspokieokie]

lick between Oprahs toes......

her big toes ???