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CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 06:33 PM
Should have known.....

:(

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/kim.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/lol.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/nixon.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/dl.jpg

Turd_Ferguson
8/18/2009, 06:34 PM
Should have known.....

:(you dumas. we been work'n to get him a green card for the last 6 months. where the hell you think your "Posse Donations" been going:confused:

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 06:35 PM
I thought they was going towards the OVJ!

:D

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 06:37 PM
I can't believe no on knew JLEW was a North Korean national.

Turd_Ferguson
8/18/2009, 06:39 PM
I can't believe no on knew JLEW was a North Korean national.


Wry you no rissen to me?wasn't this enough?:confused:

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 06:43 PM
I knewz it!

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/kim.jpg

Chuck Bao
8/18/2009, 06:43 PM
He's a dumbass and why would we want him here? Whatever country he came from, he wouldn't have to pay US taxes on overseas income. Now, he will and disclose all of his home bank accounts.

delhalew
8/18/2009, 06:44 PM
:eek:

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 06:53 PM
And guess what! It turns out he was caught and had to resign!!!!!!

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/nixon.jpg

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 06:58 PM
hahahha tricked you bitches!!!

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 06:59 PM
Not me. I know you pretend to be drunk all th time to cover for your accent.

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 07:01 PM
And your on the freaking team!?!?!?!?! Jlew I thought we were bros and you dont tell me!?!?!?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/dl.jpg

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 07:03 PM
So he's a black North Korean Sooner?

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 07:04 PM
I'm obama

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 07:05 PM
You're a Blackorean American

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 07:06 PM
half white tho. ha

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 07:06 PM
I'm obama

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/barack.jpg

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 07:07 PM
i get hot Michelle every night, and poor people actually think we care about them, and think we can relate to them

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 07:08 PM
i get hot Michelle every night, and poor people actually think we care about them, and think we can relate to them

Michelle is ugly.

:eek:

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 07:10 PM
It's a requirement. It's been over 40 years since we had an attractive first lady.

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 07:10 PM
no ****, but i would be considered racist if i married a white girl

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 07:13 PM
no ****, but i would be considered racist if i married a white girl

Why did you raise taxes after you promised not too?

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 07:17 PM
"When I walked into the White House, I had a huge debt, gift wrapped for me, so since I'm a smart guy, I decided to put us in even more debt, and I picked North Carolina to win it all"

StoopTroup
8/18/2009, 07:22 PM
And your on the freaking team!?!?!?!?! Jlew I thought we were bros and you dont tell me!?!?!?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/dl.jpg

He's awfully small. Is he the new "Q"?

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 07:24 PM
He's awfully small. Is he the new "Q"?

Stop making fun of JLEW's penis!

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 07:25 PM
Haha

Turd_Ferguson
8/18/2009, 07:28 PM
half white tho. hahe black from the knee's down.:D

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 07:33 PM
I thought he was more like these guys:

http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/star_trek_black_white_aliens.jpg

OUHOMER
8/18/2009, 07:47 PM
HEH, i just want to pad my post count

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 07:49 PM
I enjoy counting my pad post.

CK Sooner
8/18/2009, 07:50 PM
I enjoy counting my pad post.

:P

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 07:57 PM
Speaking of which, I rolled over 7000 posts today and didn't notice!

Scott D
8/18/2009, 07:58 PM
this thread is full of lies...jlew is obviously a mexican since they're the only Astros fans in the entire world ;)

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 08:00 PM
I thought astros were something you rubbed on your butthole to stop the burning and itching of 'roids.

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 08:00 PM
Or maybe the trade name of assmints?

Scott D
8/18/2009, 08:01 PM
maybe you rub it on your steroid injection locations to hide the needle marks in your ***.....we should ask Roger Clemens to verify.

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 08:02 PM
i poked Roger's wife

Scott D
8/18/2009, 08:03 PM
who didn't?

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 08:10 PM
I poked Roger!

Scott D
8/18/2009, 08:13 PM
who didn't?

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 08:15 PM
True, but JLEW was on the other end.

JLEW1818
8/18/2009, 08:16 PM
that's it I'm reporting every last one of u

Howzit
8/18/2009, 08:24 PM
I have been dethroned as the worst farked in the history of SF.com.

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 08:40 PM
Yep...That CK is quite the graphics guru!

Howzit
8/18/2009, 08:41 PM
Dare I say, a savant?

Crucifax Autumn
8/18/2009, 08:43 PM
well, only if the common modifier precedes "savant"

beer4me
8/19/2009, 07:05 AM
half white tho. ha


Which half??:D :P

CK Sooner
8/19/2009, 07:47 AM
My graphics ability is amazing!

BillyBall
8/19/2009, 07:57 AM
My graphics ability is amazing!

Finally, a successor to Czar...

tidalmouse
8/19/2009, 08:01 AM
FarkOff.........CK and Czar;You may hafta' spot Czar some Points. :pop:

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/19/2009, 08:46 AM
I though JLew was a jew with a speech impediment?

Sooner24
8/19/2009, 08:54 AM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c201/tannerholmes/barack.jpg

I'm surprised LAS hasn't chimed in that it's racist to put a white face on Brack. :eek:

I don't think that's racist that's just wrong. No one should have to look like that. :D ,

JLEW1818
8/19/2009, 12:43 PM
I though JLew was a jew with a speech impediment?

:(

Crucifax Autumn
8/20/2009, 03:25 AM
Based on the pic he's a Jew with a speech impediment going really, really fast.