soonerloyal
8/14/2009, 01:32 PM
Watch out fer this thar language, if yer faint o' heart, though :O
Life expectancy at birth (years)
1. Japan — 82.6
38. USA — 78.2
World Health Organization’s ranking of the world’s health systems (2000)
1. France
37. USA
Now I don’t know why quitters like Sarah Palin and second-raters like Newt Gingrich don’t think Americans are smart enough and tough enough to beat the damn French and Japanese on living the longest. But I for one say that we can do it. And if those a**wipes don’t screw it up with their whining and their second-guessing, we’re sure as hell GOING to do it.
Dammit, this is the country that marched into France and took care of their Nazi problem for ‘em! And now Sarah Palin is telling us that those Frogs are better than us at kicking the crap out of germs and cancer and friggin’ heart disease? The hell they are! That damn Wasilla quitter may be scared of a challenge, but I’ll put my money on real Americans having the stones to square off against a bunch of existential philosophers. Who’s with me?
This is the country whose president challenged us to play golf on the damn moon. And we did it! Did the Japanese play golf on the moon? Don’t make me laugh. And now snivelling cowards like Sean Hannity are just ready to roll over and concede that those same Japanese have almost FIVE FRICKING YEARS more p***-and-vinegar in them than Americans? Alan Shepard would beat Sean Hannity down with a 7-iron if he were alive today. In a full spacesuit. Audie Murphy would take one look at that quivering little sissy and Hannity would be messng himself out of Rush Limbaugh’s arsehole. Freaking Liberace got more legitimate (edited) than Hannity, Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Beck combined.
But I digress. Right now, there’s 37 countries ahead of us on the life expectancy list. And every damn one is full of people who are happy to watch a sport that always ends in a tie. I don’t know what major malfunction makes Republicans such crybabies that they’re afraid to man up against BLEEPIN' SOCCER but REAL Americans like games where SOMEBODY ALWAYS WINS AND SOMEBODY ELSE ALWAYS LOSES. Sports that involve broken necks and bitten-off ears and concussions and knees that bend backwards at sickening angles. Real Americans are in it to win it and they know that being No. 38 in the biggest game of them all IS NOT FRICKING CUTTING IT.
So you can listen to Sarah Palin and Chuck Grassley and James Inhofe and Michelle Malkin and all the rest of the hapless jackasses who are apparently content to be second-rate schmucks, just pleased as all hell to be the Washington freaking Generals of the world stage.
Or you can get on board with what America used to be about, what America still ought to be about and dammit, what America’s gonna be about again pretty damn soon. They say we can’t. I say we can. They say we’re doomed to be frail little timid things that cave into death before a bunch of Europeans and Asians and even the fricking Canadians. I say that if we put our minds and our hearts into it, we can have it all and still come out the winner in this contest. I say we’re Americans, dammit, and we can figure out how to drink and smoke whatever the hell we want and eat all the crappy food we want, and (edited) and gamble and party and do tons of blow, and STILL look the Grim Reaper in the eye and tell that morbid dou**bag to go **** himself.
And if you’re a real American, I bet you think that too.
-----Unknown Patriot
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I don't keer who ya are, that's FUNNY.
:D
Life expectancy at birth (years)
1. Japan — 82.6
38. USA — 78.2
World Health Organization’s ranking of the world’s health systems (2000)
1. France
37. USA
Now I don’t know why quitters like Sarah Palin and second-raters like Newt Gingrich don’t think Americans are smart enough and tough enough to beat the damn French and Japanese on living the longest. But I for one say that we can do it. And if those a**wipes don’t screw it up with their whining and their second-guessing, we’re sure as hell GOING to do it.
Dammit, this is the country that marched into France and took care of their Nazi problem for ‘em! And now Sarah Palin is telling us that those Frogs are better than us at kicking the crap out of germs and cancer and friggin’ heart disease? The hell they are! That damn Wasilla quitter may be scared of a challenge, but I’ll put my money on real Americans having the stones to square off against a bunch of existential philosophers. Who’s with me?
This is the country whose president challenged us to play golf on the damn moon. And we did it! Did the Japanese play golf on the moon? Don’t make me laugh. And now snivelling cowards like Sean Hannity are just ready to roll over and concede that those same Japanese have almost FIVE FRICKING YEARS more p***-and-vinegar in them than Americans? Alan Shepard would beat Sean Hannity down with a 7-iron if he were alive today. In a full spacesuit. Audie Murphy would take one look at that quivering little sissy and Hannity would be messng himself out of Rush Limbaugh’s arsehole. Freaking Liberace got more legitimate (edited) than Hannity, Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Beck combined.
But I digress. Right now, there’s 37 countries ahead of us on the life expectancy list. And every damn one is full of people who are happy to watch a sport that always ends in a tie. I don’t know what major malfunction makes Republicans such crybabies that they’re afraid to man up against BLEEPIN' SOCCER but REAL Americans like games where SOMEBODY ALWAYS WINS AND SOMEBODY ELSE ALWAYS LOSES. Sports that involve broken necks and bitten-off ears and concussions and knees that bend backwards at sickening angles. Real Americans are in it to win it and they know that being No. 38 in the biggest game of them all IS NOT FRICKING CUTTING IT.
So you can listen to Sarah Palin and Chuck Grassley and James Inhofe and Michelle Malkin and all the rest of the hapless jackasses who are apparently content to be second-rate schmucks, just pleased as all hell to be the Washington freaking Generals of the world stage.
Or you can get on board with what America used to be about, what America still ought to be about and dammit, what America’s gonna be about again pretty damn soon. They say we can’t. I say we can. They say we’re doomed to be frail little timid things that cave into death before a bunch of Europeans and Asians and even the fricking Canadians. I say that if we put our minds and our hearts into it, we can have it all and still come out the winner in this contest. I say we’re Americans, dammit, and we can figure out how to drink and smoke whatever the hell we want and eat all the crappy food we want, and (edited) and gamble and party and do tons of blow, and STILL look the Grim Reaper in the eye and tell that morbid dou**bag to go **** himself.
And if you’re a real American, I bet you think that too.
-----Unknown Patriot
*************************
I don't keer who ya are, that's FUNNY.
:D