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olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:28 PM
Shat
Next?

JLEW1818
8/11/2009, 02:28 PM
***

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:28 PM
Mainly cause at MY age they Are SHARTS :eek: :texan:

C&CDean
8/11/2009, 02:29 PM
One star.

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:29 PM
A less than a minute 1 star Good jorb :D

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:30 PM
One star.

You such a bastage :P
You Told me to :D

Harry Beanbag
8/11/2009, 02:32 PM
...Bigfoot's dick.

JohnnyMack
8/11/2009, 02:34 PM
...a turd covered in burnt hair.

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:34 PM
...Bigfoot's dick.

Dayum Harry If I wiz you id be tellin Bigfoot to keep that thing out of there :eek:

Harry Beanbag
8/11/2009, 02:34 PM
...a used diaper filled with Indian food.

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:35 PM
...a turd covered in burnt hair.

You lite em up to huh ?

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:35 PM
...a used diaper filled with Indian food.

Dot er feather ?

Harry Beanbag
8/11/2009, 02:36 PM
Dayum Harry If I wiz you id be tellin Bigfoot to keep that thing out of there :eek:

I'm thinking about posing in a gay men's magazine, but I'm worried the USOC might not let me box in London in 2012.

Harry Beanbag
8/11/2009, 02:36 PM
Dot er feather ?

Which smell's worse?

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:37 PM
I'm thinking about posing in a gay men's magazine, but I'm worried the USOC might not let me box in London in 2012.

Now whats that got to do with Farts?
Get back on subject :D

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:38 PM
Which smell's worse?

Dont Know, its Yer diaper

Collier11
8/11/2009, 02:39 PM
...Ole Vets beard

Harry Beanbag
8/11/2009, 02:41 PM
Whoa, you should see doctor about that, sounds serious.

Collier11
8/11/2009, 02:44 PM
nah, he just needs to shave

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 02:46 PM
...Ole Vets beard

Ill have ya know I warsh my beard at least oncet a month :D

Oldnslo
8/11/2009, 02:52 PM
mine are like sandalwood and lilac.

stoops the eternal pimp
8/11/2009, 03:09 PM
eggs and a perm

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 03:16 PM
eggs and sperm

:eek:

Collier11
8/11/2009, 03:30 PM
open wider Vet

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 03:36 PM
open wider Vet

Why? Ya wanting yer face to feel the Wind tunnel ?:D

stoops the eternal pimp
8/11/2009, 03:44 PM
:eek:

Chimi's rule!

Boomer Mooner
8/11/2009, 03:49 PM
Mine don't smell.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/rsgibbs1/dumbasses/poop-in-pants.jpg

Um, does anyone have a kleenex?

AggieTool
8/11/2009, 03:49 PM
You know that's why I keep returning...

Comedic gold I tell ya!:)

stoops the eternal pimp
8/11/2009, 04:14 PM
Mine don't smell.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/rsgibbs1/dumbasses/poop-in-pants.jpg

Um, does anyone have a kleenex?

your another year closer to adult diapers!

Oldnslo
8/11/2009, 04:16 PM
What do mine smell like?

Depends!


Thank you! Try the veal!

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 04:18 PM
What do mine smell like?

Depends!


Thank you! Try the veal!

I dont care who ya are thats funny:D

CrimsonJim
8/11/2009, 06:03 PM
You know that's why I keep returning...

Comedic gold I tell ya!:)

Ok crew! Now we've got the answer. EVERYBODY QUIT BEING FUNNY, STAT! ;)

Boomer Mooner
8/11/2009, 06:03 PM
your another year closer to adult diapers!

Just 15 years 364 days ahead of you!

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 06:04 PM
OMG the One that just escaped was worse than CS gas :eek:

soonerinabilene
8/11/2009, 06:48 PM
sulphur and gunpowder. I think IHOP served me old eggs today.

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 06:52 PM
sulphur and gunpowder. I think IHOP served me old eggs today.

Ya gots the Silent Deadly ones :D

CrimsonJim
8/11/2009, 07:10 PM
Last night I had a case of the sulphur/sewer variety that would knock a buzzard off a shat wagon at 50 paces. I had to take out my contacts for fear of searing them to my eyeballs!! :eek:

Boomer Mooner
8/11/2009, 08:19 PM
I heard Obama's farts don't stink.;) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/rsgibbs1/smiley_abused.gif

AggieTool
8/11/2009, 09:53 PM
I heard Obama's farts don't stink.;) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/rsgibbs1/smiley_abused.gif

Would you really expect the Messiah's farts to smell bad?:(

HEATHEN!:mad:

(of course the post that got me banned might say different)

CrimsonJim
8/11/2009, 10:38 PM
(of course the post that got me banned might say different)

You really like pushing the envelope, don't ya? Good luck!

Turd_Ferguson
8/11/2009, 10:41 PM
You really like pushing the envelope, don't ya? Good luck!He's too ****'n stupid to know what the envelope is. He only knows, Southern white people and Jesus=BAD BAD BAD.:D

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 10:59 PM
You really like pushing the envelope, don't ya? Good luck!

He likes Pushin sumpun :eek:

Harry Beanbag
8/12/2009, 06:51 AM
He's too ****'n stupid to know what the envelope is. He only knows, Southern white people and Jesus=BAD BAD BAD.:D

That isn't a very exclusive club around here.

beer4me
8/12/2009, 07:26 AM
I don't know what they smell like but I know they can gag a maggot off a gut wagon.;)