I'm so desperate for football

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I actually sat through most of the Japan-Notre Dame has beens football game.....Watching 41 year old Tony Rice play quarterback was pretty interesting though

[NormanPride]

I feel sorry to you.

[BillyBall]

I feel sorry to you.

I feel sorry to you too

[Curly Bill]

Good Lowered STEP, you're in a bad way.

[adoniijahsooner]

I just sit watching last year's games...over and over again.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I know...Watching Lou Holtz coaching on the sideline and pacing around like it was a real game was quite hilarious.....

[NormanPride]

I sincerely hope you were drunk. Or high. Or both.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

no....I wish I was too....that was all me

[NormanPride]

...I feel sorry to you.

[gaylordfan1]

Getting high just isn't legal.... But getting drunk is. Isn't that crazy? Think about THAT guys. Sorry, just a deep thinker this morning.

[JLEW1818]

get this man some football

[bstuff1979]

This is what old game tapes, video game football, and espn classic are for. No man should have to endure that. Also, iTunes has all the abc games of the week from last year. 4 Ou games, 3 worth buying.

[stoopified]

Getting high just isn't legal.... But getting drunk is. Isn't that crazy? Think about THAT guys. Sorry, just a deep thinker this morning.Correction : drinking is legal, getting drunk is not.Can ya toke without getting stoned?

[Collier11]

correction, getting drunk is perfectly legal as long as you are doing it in the confines of private property...or on gameday ;)

[A-M]

I'm so ready for college football that I just read an article on the web about Florida football. Now that's getting bad and maybe worse then the game you watched.

[goingoneight]

Funny thing is THAT ND would beat this year's ND.

[Dio]

Um, I've been watching Canadian football on the internet

[SouthFortySooner]

...I've read 57 articles in the last 3 days about how the Sooners lost 4 offensive linemen and....

[BoulderSooner79]

...I've read 57 articles in the last 3 days about how the Sooners lost 4 offensive linemen and....

What !?! When did this happen? Did you check behind the davenport?

[C&CDean]

I'm so desperate for football I've logged onto the football forum twice this week.

[BoulderSooner79]

I'm so desperate for football, I'm even reading all the non-sense you guys (and gals) are posting here.

[badger]

I'm so desperate for football, I'm even reading all the non-sense you guys (and gals) are posting here.

I'm so desperate for football, I got all excited over a meaningless preseason NFL game between two teams NOT NAMED THE PACKERS.

I do not regret it... it was fun seeing Nic chase down VY and Birdine do the army crawl after a tackle.

[BoulderSooner79]

I'm so desperate for football, I got all excited over a meaningless preseason NFL game between two teams NOT NAMED THE PACKERS.

I do not regret it... it was fun seeing Nic chase down VY and Birdine do the army crawl after a tackle.

Badj, when I mentioned "gals", of course I didn't mean *you* ;)

[badger]

Badj, when I mentioned "gals", of course I didn't mean *you* ;)

Oh, so I'm one of the "guys" now? :P

[A-M]

Badj, when I mentioned "gals", of course I didn't mean *you* ;)

There are some gals who live for OU football like you guys do and I am one of them and have been for many, many years!

[BoulderSooner79]

Oh, so I'm one of the "guys" now? :P

Silly, I just meant that you don't generally post non-sense. And when you do, I just attribute it to your medical condition. You just can't hold someone responsible for an incurable neural problem.

"Cheeseheadtitus - we're working 24/7 on a cure"

[badger]

:rolleyes: Ok then, here's some non-sense for you boys:

1- The best position in football to watch is tight end.
2- The quarterback would be the best position, except that they wear helmets.
3- Kickers are the dorkiest and nerdiest players on the team, unless your team includes D.J. Wolfe.
4- O-line and D-line players might intimidates some, but chicks know they're all just big teddy bears that need to be hugged.
5- I'll never understand why opposing fans make fun of Stoops' visor. I think it's awesome.

So. Desperate. For. :les:FOOTBALL![hairGel]

[gaylordfan1]

Ok badger, I appologize for my gender stupidity! I'm on the correct page now! noob is correct. I learn fast.

[NormanPride]

3- Kickers are the dorkiest and nerdiest players on the team, unless your team includes D.J. Wolfe.

:( Poor D.J...

[SoonerDood]

:( Poor D.J...
It all makes sense...:)

[SoonerDood]

5- I'll never understand why opposing fans make fun of Stoops' visor. I think it's awesome.


Especially when a certain opposing team's coach ([hairGel]) also wears one. :confused:

[o0Dan0o]

Correction : drinking is legal, getting drunk is not.Can ya toke without getting stoned?


correction, getting drunk is perfectly legal as long as you are doing it in the confines of private property...or on gameday ;)

I was in Germany a few months ago, where it's perfectly legal to walk around anywhere with a beer in your hand. I would never have though it would be a big deal, but I have to admit that it's one of the greater pleasures in life. After visiting the Burg Eltz, over an hour walk each way from the closest town, grabbing a beer for the train ride back to the town where my hotel is...
Sometimes the smallest pleasures make the biggest difference.
Dan

[gaylordfan1]

Beers on a train is better than snakes on a plane!

[JLEW1818]

hahah true that ^

[o0Dan0o]

Beers on a train is better than snakes on a plane!

lol...
rep+

[beer4me]

I'm so ready for college football that I just read an article on the web about Florida football. Now that's getting bad and maybe worse then the game you watched.

GeeeeeZe I felt sorry for STEP until I read this post.......you really need help:D :D :D

[A-M]

GeeeeeZe I felt sorry for STEP until I read this post.......you really need help:D :D :D

Yea, I do. I don't know if I can hang on for much longer. I had knee surgery last week and I have several pain pills left. I'm thinking that its time to start taking them so I won't know what is going on around me until football season starts. What do you think?

[Collier11]

GeeeeeZe I felt sorry for STEP until I read this post.......you really need help:D :D :D

dont feel sorry for STEP, he feels sorry enough for himself :D

[budbarrybob]

that I enjoyed watching the OSU/Texas game that was replayed last night and hoping both would lose.

[beer4me]

Yea, I do. I don't know if I can hang on for much longer. I had knee surgery last week and I have several pain pills left. I'm thinking that its time to start taking them so I won't know what is going on around me until football season starts. What do you think?

I am wundern why you have any left to begin with:D :D :D

[beer4me]

dont feel sorry for STEP, he feels sorry enough for himself :D

:D

[OU_Sooners75]

Correction : drinking is legal, getting drunk is not.Can ya toke without getting stoned?


Getting drunk is not illegal.

However being publically intoxicated is.

You can be drunk and passed out at your house....but not in public. :eek:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

dont feel sorry for STEP, he feels sorry enough for himself :D

with friends like you, who needs enemas:P

[Collier11]

awww. you are so sweet

[cjames317]

Cowboys tonight baby! And, according to TFRW, Manuel Johnson made some impressive catches the past few days and could turn some heads tonight.

[gaylordfan1]

Anyone know Mannys #?

[SoonerNate]

I AM ABOUT READY TO RUN THROUGH A WALL. CAN'T WE PLAY BYU THIS SATURDAY?