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olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 12:21 AM
So tell us what all we've done wrong ?

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:21 AM
JFK assassination

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:22 AM
Watergate

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 12:24 AM
Monicagate
I supplied the Ceegar :D :pop:

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 12:25 AM
JFK assassination

As azzhole as we are wouldnt it be more the MLK thing ?

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:26 AM
As azzhole as we are wouldnt it be more the MLK thing ?

I thought we did both...:confused:

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:26 AM
Lindbergh kidnapping.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:29 AM
My deployment.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:29 AM
Jack the Ripper was an early posse member.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:30 AM
Zodiac -- another posse member.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:30 AM
The original series of "Star Trek" being canceled.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 12:30 AM
Dint we also sponsor that Booth shat ?
Ya know where we bout old John a gun and a ticket to the theater ?

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:30 AM
:dean: falling in love with the HP series.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:31 AM
global warming

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:31 AM
Dint we also sponsor that Booth shat ?
Ya know where we bout old John a gun and a ticket to the theater ?

Yep, that was us too. :O

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:32 AM
Brokeback Mountain winning ANY Oscars.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 12:32 AM
Will our Dooshbaggery never cease :eek:

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:32 AM
Oklahoma City being greater than Tulsa.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:32 AM
The assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand and the start of World War I....


Guilty!

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 12:33 AM
global warming

Thats ok tho cause we so full of **** :D

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:33 AM
AD not being referred to as AP

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:33 AM
Not knowing where to find a "Boomer Sooner" ringtone

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:34 AM
Don't forget the "disappearance" of one John W. Helander.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:34 AM
Not only did we cause global warming, we rigged the Florida recount that cost Al the election.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:35 AM
We also intentionally gave SicEm the wrong directions to Houston.

JLEW1818
8/7/2009, 12:46 AM
We also intentionally gave SicEm the wrong directions to Houston.

:D

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:46 AM
Chernobyl...


....oooops! :O

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:51 AM
We also killed all those baby seals in the Exxon Valdez spill

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:54 AM
We also killed all those baby seals in the Exxon Valdez spill

Was that you driving the boat?

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:56 AM
We also gave the plans to the Death Star to the Rebellion.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 12:57 AM
We brought the first load of slaves over too right?

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 12:58 AM
WE shot JR!

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 12:58 AM
Don't forget the "disappearance" of one John W. Helander.

Yup that was us .

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:00 AM
Think all those ships/planes lost in the Bermuda Triangle were due to aliens? Nope, that was us too.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:01 AM
Area 51 out in Nevada? That's our summer residence.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:02 AM
Don't forget Jonestown either.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:02 AM
We brought the first load of slaves over too right?

Thot it was the 2nd ?

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:03 AM
Jonestown Massacre



edit...Damn you SSC! Great minds & stuff.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:05 AM
WE ruined Edwards Rep :D

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:05 AM
Which of us was it that ordered Custer to engage the Sioux?

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:05 AM
We rigged the votes so that Marissa Tomei won that Oscar for "My Cousin Vinnie" just cause she's hawt.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:08 AM
Iranian hostage crisis....

...all our fault!

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:09 AM
Iranian hostage crisis....

...all our fault!

but we got em home ;)

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:10 AM
We also poisoned all that fish on flight 209 to include the following symptoms:
It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by
uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a
quivering wasted piece of jelly.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:12 AM
WE gave out the combination to the airshield on planet Druidia.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/13/633701136919450060-darkhelmet.jpg

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:14 AM
The Ford Pinto...

...we developed it.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:16 AM
All those WMD's that Saddam had? They're in Olevet's garage!

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:18 AM
The posse was behind the unsound agricultural practices that led to the Dust Bowl.

SoonerStormchaser
8/7/2009, 01:20 AM
Curly Bill was REALLY the last Cylon

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:21 AM
Shhhhh!

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:24 AM
Any chance they can trace Michael Jackson's death back to us?

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:25 AM
Steroid era in baseball...


...we're sorry. :(

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:27 AM
NBA lottery causing Blake Griffin to go to the Clippers -- that's on us.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:29 AM
We were the original Robber Barons.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:30 AM
NBA lottery causing Blake Griffin to go to the Clippers -- that's on us.

Dayum we succs :rolleyes:

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:32 AM
We've killed more whales than the Japanese.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:35 AM
Hannibal Lecter -- based on a composite of a few posse members.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:36 AM
Posse dun runned off the Azzholes ;)
what I win ?

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:37 AM
Break up of the Beatles -- again, that was us.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:38 AM
Break up of the Beatles -- again, that was us.

I had Yoko Onoing in bed :eek:

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:38 AM
Hurricane Katrina -- Frag Magnet takes the fall on this one.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:39 AM
I had Yoko Onoing in bed :eek:

Yeah, so see what you did?

Of course I'm not a big Beatles fan so I forgive you. :P

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:41 AM
Hurricane Katrina -- Frag Magnet takes the fall on this one.

Yea thats all on Frag :pop:

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:41 AM
The Fall of the Roman Empire -- not our proudest moment.

SanJoaquinSooner
8/7/2009, 01:42 AM
Posse dun runned off the Azzholes ;)
what I win ?

Well you all have chronicled quite a list of unforgivable sins, but I would like to thank you for pardoning the two young journalists ;)

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:43 AM
Well you all have chronicled quite a list of unforgivable sins, but I would like to thank you for pardoning the two young journalists ;)

Pardon em, we took em hostage and gave ya back clones.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:44 AM
Well you all have chronicled quite a list of unforgivable sins, but I would like to thank you for pardoning the two young journalists ;)

WTF ya talking about ?
we sentenced em to DEATH :pop:

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:46 AM
Chappaquiddick...

...Vet was driving.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:47 AM
Jimmy Carter getting elected -- I think we accidently caused that. :(

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:47 AM
Chappaquiddick...

...Vet was driving.

Shat ya had to say it :eek:

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:48 AM
Kent State...

...whoo, that was a bad one.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:49 AM
Shat ya had to say it :eek:

Don't worry about it, it didn't cause Ted any troubles when people thought he was behind it.

JLEW1818
8/7/2009, 01:49 AM
herpes... .......

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 01:51 AM
Jimi Hendrix -- we we're all so out of it I don't know who was giving him the drugs, but it had to be one of us.

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 01:59 AM
John Denver's Plane crash

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:01 AM
The Donner Party...

nom...nom...nom

JLEW1818
8/7/2009, 02:02 AM
Sotomayor

olevetonahill
8/7/2009, 02:03 AM
The Donner Party...

nom...nom...nom

You still hungry ?

JLEW1818
8/7/2009, 02:04 AM
wonder where CK is ...

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:08 AM
You still hungry ?

Nope, but I was hungry as hell then.

Tastes like chicken. ;)

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:41 AM
One of the posse guys killed Bob Crane, but dang if I can rememeber who.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:42 AM
Charlie Manson -- was in the posse.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:43 AM
David Koresh -- posse.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:48 AM
Bubonic Plague "The Black Death"

The Posse caused it.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:51 AM
We're to blame for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

Curly Bill
8/7/2009, 02:52 AM
...and the 1900 hurricane that hit Galveston.

tidalmouse
8/7/2009, 08:04 AM
Nixon didn't even know there were tapes.... Da Posse took that ***** down.:pop:

beer4me
8/7/2009, 08:16 AM
flu epidemic 1918 posse turned that bugger loose

badger
8/7/2009, 08:30 AM
Has it been brought up yet that anything that could be blamed on either Obama or W. could also be blamed on the posse? ;)

CrimsonJim
8/7/2009, 11:18 AM
Guilty as charged....we just couldn't help ourselves.

JohnnyMack
8/7/2009, 12:11 PM
I'm pretty much just sick and tired of everything related to it. It's a really obnoxious, "Look at me! Look at me!" exercise from you OV.

StoopTroup
8/7/2009, 12:24 PM
I'm pretty much just sick and tired of everything related to it. It's a really obnoxious, "Look at me! Look at me!" exercise from you OV.

Yet...there you are in every thread related to him.

badger
8/7/2009, 12:37 PM
I'm pretty much just sick and tired of everything related to it. It's a really obnoxious, "Look at me! Look at me!" exercise from you OV.

Personally, your avatar scares me, so the less you post, the less scared I am. ;)

tidalmouse
8/7/2009, 12:46 PM
It is almost as Scarey as Whet's Clown. :eek:

LosAngelesSooner
8/7/2009, 01:08 PM
Pickles on the McRibb.

OUAlumni1990
8/7/2009, 01:15 PM
:dean: falling in love with the HP series.


I made that mistake too :(

beer4me
8/7/2009, 04:19 PM
Yet...there you are in every thread related to him.

THIS^^^^^^

CK Sooner
8/7/2009, 05:22 PM
Yet...there you are in every thread related to him.

+1

MR2-Sooner86
8/7/2009, 05:33 PM
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do
Who holds back the elctric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do, we do
Who robs gamefish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do

CrimsonJim
8/7/2009, 05:59 PM
Personally, your avatar scares me, so the less you post, the more I like it. ;)

Fixed.

JLEW1818
8/7/2009, 06:00 PM
hehe

SoonerKnight
8/7/2009, 09:49 PM
2009 election! :rolleyes:








:D

Piware
8/10/2009, 10:55 PM
Jimmy Hoffa

Curly Bill
8/10/2009, 11:25 PM
world hunger

JLEW1818
8/10/2009, 11:28 PM
crabs

Curly Bill
8/10/2009, 11:29 PM
disco

JLEW1818
8/10/2009, 11:34 PM
LAS

Curly Bill
8/10/2009, 11:37 PM
Cuban Missle Crisis

Curly Bill
8/10/2009, 11:38 PM
We also botched the Bay of Pigs :(

JLEW1818
8/10/2009, 11:40 PM
Leroy Lizard

Curly Bill
8/10/2009, 11:42 PM
Black Sox Scandal

JLEW1818
8/10/2009, 11:45 PM
Vince Young's SAT scores

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/10/2009, 11:57 PM
Les Mile's Birth

MR2-Sooner86
8/10/2009, 11:57 PM
John Wilks Booth was a posse member.
The jury from the OJ trial was nothing but posse members.
The cops that beat Rodney King, yeah you guessed it, posse members.
The posse was also the reason the movies Armageddon and Pearl Harbor were made.

Curly Bill
8/11/2009, 12:00 AM
Brutus and Cassius were posse members.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/11/2009, 12:03 AM
Hired John Blake and kept him around for 4 years

Curly Bill
8/11/2009, 12:04 AM
Hired John Blake and kept him around for 4 years

Maybe the worst thing we've done. :(

JLEW1818
8/11/2009, 12:05 AM
Hired John Blake and kept him around for 4 years

that crossed the line!

;)

JLEW1818
8/11/2009, 12:17 AM
Blake compiled a career record of 12-22 in just three years, reflecting the worst stretch in school history despite the quality of the athletes on the team (for example, 13 of the 22 starters on the Sooners' 2000 National Championship team were recruited by Blake).

KC//CRIMSON
8/11/2009, 12:54 AM
http://www.dirtybutclean.com/uploaded_images/AttentionWhore-721511.jpg

JLEW1818
8/11/2009, 12:55 AM
hey KC!

KC//CRIMSON
8/11/2009, 12:56 AM
Oops my bad, Tention Whore.

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 01:09 AM
http://www.dirtybutclean.com/uploaded_images/AttentionWhore-721511.jpg

Ya ought not be so hard on yerself there KC ;)

NormanPride
8/11/2009, 08:32 AM
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 123
User Name Posts
Curly Bill 50
SoonerStormchaser 20
olevetonahill 19
jlew1818 12

Looks like a lot of outside discussion going on in this thread. :D

VeeJay
8/11/2009, 07:24 PM
Reille Hunter was one of the first female posse members. Can just any old ham-and-egger videographer singlehandedly sack a presidential campaign?

I think not.

StoopTroup
8/11/2009, 07:28 PM
I'm pretty much just sick and tired of everything related to it. It's a really obnoxious, "Look at me! Look at me!" exercise from you OV.

Gee...I hope I didn't hurt his feeler.

olevetonahill
8/11/2009, 08:27 PM
Gee...I hope I didn't hurt his feeler.

If it aint about JM then it succs :pop:

def_lazer_fc
8/12/2009, 01:06 AM
grown men starting a club on a message board. so cute.

olevetonahill
8/12/2009, 02:06 AM
grown men starting a club on a message board. so cute.

Who in hell said we was Growed ?:confused:

VeeJay
8/15/2009, 03:07 PM
grown men starting a club on a message board. so cute.

I don't think it's a club per se. I think there are real, live criminals over there.

SanJoaquinSooner
8/15/2009, 03:56 PM
I don't think it's a club per se. I think there are real, live criminals over there.

yes, criminals a la jihad.

CK Sooner
8/15/2009, 04:08 PM
yes, criminals a la jihad.

:texan:

CrimsonJim
8/15/2009, 05:10 PM
yes, criminals a la jihad.

While I could be mistaken, I don't think there are any Muslims over there. :rolleyes:

Turd_Ferguson
8/15/2009, 05:40 PM
yes, criminals a la jihad.I thought you were a member over there:confused:

CK Sooner
8/15/2009, 05:59 PM
I thought you were a member over there:confused:

Come out of the closet SJS!

tidalmouse
8/15/2009, 06:10 PM
Just from Memory,not looking it up,but I believe you have Registered there.Even had a Welcome Thread. :D

SanJoaquinSooner
8/15/2009, 11:11 PM
Just from Memory,not looking it up,but I believe you have Registered there.Even had a Welcome Thread. :D

You threw me a party without inviting me?

CrimsonJim
8/16/2009, 12:11 AM
Of course not! The party never ends!! Come back over any ole time!

Crucifax Autumn
8/16/2009, 02:37 AM
One of the posse guys killed Bob Crane, but dang if I can rememeber who.

That one was me.

olevetonahill
8/16/2009, 06:43 AM
You threw me a party without inviting me?

hell jaun yer invited to the Ho down
ps bring some fresh lettuce.:D

StoopTroup
8/16/2009, 08:01 AM
So...how's it going in here?

SanJoaquinSooner
8/16/2009, 10:24 AM
hell jaun yer invited to the Ho down
ps bring some fresh lettuce.:D

ain't falling for it. KC might have to hire Bill Clinton to come rescue me.

CrimsonJim
8/16/2009, 10:30 AM
You threw me a party without inviting me?


hell jaun yer invited to the Ho down
ps bring some fresh lettuce.:D


ain't falling for it. KC might have to hire Bill Clinton to come rescue me.

I see how ya are. You get an official invite from Da Sheriff himself and you decline. :(

SanJoaquinSooner
8/16/2009, 11:02 AM
I see how ya are. You get an official invite from Da Sheriff himself and you decline. :(

I'm still waiting for an official apology for that false accusation that I turned him in. I had nothing to do with it. I fight my battles on the board, not with private messages to mods.

Besides, I think that hideout site is broken. It asks for a password, and when I typed in "possum stew" it didn't work.;)

CrimsonJim
8/16/2009, 01:04 PM
I can't speak for Vet, but I'm quite certain he's more than willing to work things out with you. He's said so on more than one occasion. My last recollection on this is you two had an agreement that you never carried out. So when you seriously want to quit acting like a little kid, let him know.


I'm still waiting for an official apology for that false accusation that I turned him in. I had nothing to do with it. I fight my battles on the board, not with private messages to mods.

What would be nice is if you would grow up and quit fighting on the board, period. You're obviously intelligent and have a good wit about you. You could be a really good poster on the board if you wanted to. I for one wish you would bury the hatchet once and for all.


Besides, I think that hideout site is broken. It asks for a password, and when I typed in "possum stew" it didn't work.;)

That's odd, it shows you logged in just fine again this morning. Come back any time you want to do something more impressive than take an avatar for a childish "tezt" thread. :rolleyes:

stoopified
8/16/2009, 01:06 PM
Which of us was it that ordered Custer to engage the Sioux?That was mixed up by the telegraph operator(I think it was Vet).He was actually supposed to get engaged to SUE. :)

Curly Bill
8/16/2009, 01:07 PM
:D

Crucifax Autumn
8/16/2009, 08:51 PM
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/940/old20man20and20possum20vw7.jpg

SanJoaquinSooner
8/16/2009, 11:44 PM
I can't speak for Vet, but I'm quite certain he's more than willing to work things out with you. He's said so on more than one occasion. My last recollection on this is you two had an agreement that you never carried out. So when you seriously want to quit acting like a little kid, let him know.



What would be nice is if you would grow up and quit fighting on the board, period. You're obviously intelligent and have a good wit about you. You could be a really good poster on the board if you wanted to. I for one wish you would bury the hatchet once and for all.
:

Well now that's a fair and reasonable statement conveyed in diplomatic terms, Hillary.:)

SanJoaquinSooner
8/16/2009, 11:46 PM
Come back any time you want to do something more impressive than take an avatar for a childish "tezt" thread. :rolleyes:

I am surprised that an obscure post in the Testing Area by SanJoaquinSooner gets 55 hits. Is that pretty much the whole damned posse?:)

olevetonahill
8/16/2009, 11:56 PM
I'm still waiting for an official apology for that false accusation that I turned him in. I had nothing to do with it. I fight my battles on the board, not with private messages to mods.

Besides, I think that hideout site is broken. It asks for a password, and when I typed in "possum stew" it didn't work.;)

I said Ya did . You said ya dint . I said Ok
thats about all yer gonna get there pardner;)

SanJoaquinSooner
8/17/2009, 12:32 AM
I said Ya did . You said ya dint . I said Ok
thats about all yer gonna get there pardner;)

Olevet, your apology skills must have been developed talking to your ex-wives.:rolleyes: ;)


On a side note, it's the Salinas Valley where 80% of all lettuce in U.S. is grown - the Salad Bowl of the World - where John Steinbeck was born. Near Monterey on the coast.

It's too hot for growing lettuce where I live in the San Joaquin Valley - we got grapes, nuts, asparagus, cherries, tomatoes and lots more, but generally not the leafy greens stuff.

olevetonahill
8/17/2009, 12:45 AM
Wernt apologizin. :rolleyes:

Crucifax Autumn
8/17/2009, 02:36 AM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/51000/Fruit-and-Veggie-Combo--51240.jpg

Collier11
8/17/2009, 08:49 AM
The only time Vet apologizes is if he decides to trust a fart, then he is only apologizing to himself cus he knew better