SF.com 2009 Tailgate Announcement

[C&CDean]

It's on. We've got the Casa Blanca parking lot again, I've already got the porta-turlets reserved, and momma is working out the menus as we speak.

For those that are new, or have never attended, the SF.com tailgates are first and foremost for Sooner fans and their friends and families who like to party a little and hang out pre and post OU football games. We've got the flat screen, high def, satellite, NCAA package going, different food selections from game to game, lots of beer, soft drinks, and some likker for those who partake in that sorta thing. Shade, turlets, and we're conveniently located only a block or two north of the stadium on the corner of Jenkins and Boyd in the parking lot on the west side of the Casa Blanca building - less than a block from Campus Corner.

Everyone is invited. Don't be shy, come on by. It's all good, and it's all free for Sooners, visiting fans from other teams, and their friends/families. All we ask is that if you come by and partake that you leave a little sumpin sumpin in the milk jar by the TV.

Of course we couldn't put on this shindig without the generous contributions we receive from tailgate sponsors and offering parking spots at the tailgates. So, this is where I pimp sponsorships and parking.

If you or some of your friends want to sponsor a game you may do so for only $300. If you have a business you'd like to advertise by sponsoring that'd be cool too. One of the benefits of sponsorship is a free season parking pass.

If you want to purchase a season parking pass at the tailgate you may do so for only $90. That's $15 per game. We also offer very limited (if we have any spots leftover) game-day parking for $20 per game. You can save $5 by buying a season pass.

Finally, please purchase raffle tickets from Homey either on-line or at the tailgates themself. The whole raffle deal has allowed us to offer an upgraded beverage selection (imported beers, 6-point beer, etc.) and helps defray the cost of renting the parking lot, turlets, etc.

To sponsor a game or purchase parking all you have to do is send a PM to me and I'll give you the address to send the $$ to, and we'll mail your parking pass to you. It's as easy as that.

Let's make 2009 special. I think we'll be witnessing a Sooner team work it's way to Pasadena and another shot at the NC. Join us as we start the season-long celebration on September 12.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

I haven't been to a SF tailgate in a few years. I may need to stop by and see the new locale. Sounds like it's grown a bit :D

[C&CDean]

Yeah, we've come a long ways since the Harley, an ice chest, 4 lawn chairs and a card table over at Sarkeys.

[StoopTroup]

Just sent you a PM.

[C&CDean]

Update:

We've got 3 games sponsored so far, and we need folks to step up for the other 3. We've still got several parking spots left, but they tend to go fast right before the season starts. So, if you're thinking about sponsoring or purchasing a parking spot it's time to step up.

TIA.

[C&CDean]

Alrighty folks, somebody step up and help Sir Jaux.

[#1 SOONER FAN]

Dean, check was mailed to you Friday for parking, mark one off your list.

[C&CDean]

Dean, check was mailed to you Friday for parking, mark one off your list.

Got it, and thanks.

[Cam]

Yeah, we've come a long ways since the Harley, an ice chest, 4 lawn chairs and a card table over at Sarkeys.

Yeah, but that was a sweet Harley...

[C&CDean]

Uh, hello? Anybody wanna have a tailgate this year?

[bri]

Yeah, why not? I gotta have something to do before games, and I'm too old to line up 6 hours before kickoff with the rest of the students.

[Sooner24]

Yeah, we've come a long ways since the Harley, an ice chest, 4 lawn chairs and a card table over at Sarkeys.

But those were some of the best tailgates evar!

[C&CDean]

But those were some of the best tailgates evar!

It sure was a lot simpler back then.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Yah, cause now Mrs. Dean is the one sitting in the chair and barking orders at ya ;)

[C&CDean]

When that girl sits down you'd better call 911, cause she's sick. We bought identical recliners 7 years ago. I wore mine out, and switched it with hers. She's never even sat in the damn thing. She's got more energy than 100 hummingbirds on crack.

[GottaHavePride]

At least hummingbirds don't need much crack. ;)

[SoonerStormchaser]

Ok Dean, what all games still need sponsoring/half-sponsoring?
I know we're on a bit of a crunch with the wife still unemployed (not that I mind that, cause she's happier now than she was working for those ****ers), but we might be able to go in on one (or half of one).

[C&CDean]

Ok Dean, what all games still need sponsoring/half-sponsoring?
I know we're on a bit of a crunch with the wife still unemployed (not that I mind that, cause she's happier now than she was working for those ****ers), but we might be able to go in on one (or half of one).

jaux has been begging for someone to step up and go halfs with him on the eATMe game.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Ok...let me talk to the missus...might not be able to get back to you on this til I get home from deployment next week and we can crunch a few numbers.

[C&CDean]

Let me know.

[Sooner24]

Ok...let me talk to the missus...might not be able to get back to you on this til I get home from deployment next week and we can crunch a few numbers.

Tailgate sponsoring is like have kids. If you wait until you can afford it you will never sponsor one. ;)

[C&CDean]

Tailgate sponsoring is like have kids. If you wait until you can afford it you will never sponsor one. ;)

So, are you gonna continue to be a Southside of the Fock snob, or are you ever going to come up to the Northside, yo, and visit a tailgate this year? It really is a good spot, and you'd probably be amazed at how much they've grown. Heck, while you're at it, you could even sponsor one.:texan:

[dolemitesooner]

I wish I could sponsor a game Dean, but I am super poor:(

[NormanPride]

holy **** a dolemite sighting. Are you gonna show up and drink all the pacifico again?

[SoonerStormchaser]

No, but PG is gonna bring her man and he'll get ****faced with doleo! Then the two of em and Dean will watch the naughty stuff on satellite TV!

Aaaaah, the memories, eh Dean?

[JLEW1818]

I'll be there for the Poke State game, with a big donation to give, since i put yall through hell on SF every day :D

[Sooner24]

So, are you gonna continue to be a Southside of the Fock snob, or are you ever going to come up to the Northside, yo, and visit a tailgate this year? It really is a good spot, and you'd probably be amazed at how much they've grown. Heck, while you're at it, you could even sponsor one.:texan:

I will try to get by and say hi I promise.

[Sooner24]

I'll be there for the Poke State game, with a big donation to give, since i put yall through hell on SF every day :D

I don't think you have that much money. :D

[CK Sooner]

I'll be there for the Poke State game, with a big donation to give, since i put yall through hell on SF every day :D

$1,000 + ?

[JLEW1818]

haha, go big or go home

[CK Sooner]

haha, go big or go home

:D :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[dolemitesooner]

holy **** a dolemite sighting. Are you gonna show up and drink all the pacifico again?
does Dean love the ****?


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[olevetonahill]

holy **** a dolemite sighting. Are you gonna show up and drink all the pacifico again?

Keep him away from the OVJ ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

from what he told me, i dont think you have to worry about dolemite messin with the ovj...never again quote the pimp

[dolemitesooner]

from what he told me, i dont think you have to worry about dolemite messin with the ovj...never again quote the pimp
Yeah I value my life. I will never drink that **** again

[NormanPride]

It's the floating bits that get you. But that's all the good stuff!

[C&CDean]

Yeah I value my life. I will never drink that **** again

Famous last words of a fool...

I'll have to tell the story again for those that didn't hear it the first time:

Doleo drank enough beer to float the entire U.S. Navy fleet. In about 2 hours when it was about 100 degrees. Then, after single-handedly keeping at least 3 mexican breweries in business for a month, he decides it's time to quaff about a half-pint of OV's squeezins'. Can you say nah nah land? Sure you can. The boy takes off walking, ends up walking all the way home, doesn't remember a damn thing about the day or the game, and comes back to consciousness laying in the middle of his floor.

He blames the OVJ exclusively. I say nay. A half-pint of OVJ = a righteous little buzz. A half-pint of OVJ + enough 6-point beer to drown everyone in Beijing = blacked-out doleo.

[proud gonzo]

No, but PG is gonna bring her man and he'll get ****faced with doleo! Then the two of em and Dean will watch the naughty stuff on satellite TV!

Aaaaah, the memories, eh Dean?uhhh...how about NO.

[JLEW1818]

Famous last words of a fool...

I'll have to tell the story again for those that didn't hear it the first time:

Doleo drank enough beer to float the entire U.S. Navy fleet. In about 2 hours when it was about 100 degrees. Then, after single-handedly keeping at least 3 mexican breweries in business for a month, he decides it's time to quaff about a half-pint of OV's squeezins'. Can you say nah nah land? Sure you can. The boy takes off walking, ends up walking all the way home, doesn't remember a damn thing about the day or the game, and comes back to consciousness laying in the middle of his floor.

He blames the OVJ exclusively. I say nay. A half-pint of OVJ = a righteous little buzz. A half-pint of OVJ + enough 6-point beer to drown everyone in Beijing = blacked-out doleo.


yup, any time you mix, it seems to do weird things

[Collier11]

Famous last words of a fool...

I'll have to tell the story again for those that didn't hear it the first time:

Doleo drank enough beer to float the entire U.S. Navy fleet. In about 2 hours when it was about 100 degrees. Then, after single-handedly keeping at least 3 mexican breweries in business for a month, he decides it's time to quaff about a half-pint of OV's squeezins'. Can you say nah nah land? Sure you can. The boy takes off walking, ends up walking all the way home, doesn't remember a damn thing about the day or the game, and comes back to consciousness laying in the middle of his floor.

He blames the OVJ exclusively. I say nay. A half-pint of OVJ = a righteous little buzz. A half-pint of OVJ + enough 6-point beer to drown everyone in Beijing = blacked-out doleo.

Sounds like a great day to me!

[Collier11]

yup, any time you mix, it seems to do weird things

It got Jlew laid, he just isnt sure with what

[C&CDean]

Tailgate update:

Alright folks, I know we've still got a couple weeks to go before the home opener, but I am getting a wee bit concerned.

So far, we've got 3 1/2 games sponsored. That means we're still looking for folks to step up and sponsor the other 2 1/2 games.

Remember, a $300 sponsorship gives you a season parking pass, and a clear conscious to eat/drink/be merry at the tailgates without chipping in on the milk jug. It's a bargain.

We've sold several parking passes, but we've still got some left. If you're thinking about parking at the tailgate you need to get after it and let me know.

So, if you'd like to continue enjoying the upgraded tailgates, please try to help out. If you've never attended one, this year would be a good year to start.

Send me a peem if you're interested in sponsorship or parking ASAP.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Dean,
peem sent
we are taking that half game

[stoops the eternal pimp]

we're down for a half

[C&CDean]

We appreciate the sponsors who have stepped up so far. We still need one more game sponsor. Remember, for $300 you get a season parking pass, tailgate enjoyment for you and yours, and the admiration of hundredths of millions.

Also, it's not to late to secure a parking pass. If you're interested, please peem me ASAP. We're running low on spots, and low on time.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Deano,
We're gonna be in Alaska for the Idaho State game...and probably won't be back in time for the Tulsa game...so that's a parking spot open for you. Will let you know about the Tulsa game if we CAN make it.

[C&CDean]

Alright boys and girls. We're a week out, and we still need one more tailgate sponsor. We also have a couple parking spaces left. If anyone is interested, now would be a good time to bust a move.

Many thanks to the folks who've already stepped up on sponsorship. It is because of you that we are able to keep this monstrosity rolling.

[proud gonzo]

I don't have the money to sponsor a whole tailgate, but if anybody wants to pitch in and split up a poor-people-sponsorship, let me know.

[SoonerStormchaser]

SicEm's got enough $$ to keep Baylor in operation for the past decade, ask him :p

[StoopTroup]

SSC...

We're not bringin' any chairs this year. Can we sit on your car? :D

[SoonerStormchaser]

Only if you want my foot up your ***!
Srsly, one of those ****ers scratched the hell outta the Missus's car...

[StoopTroup]

Only if you want my foot up your ***!
Srsly, one of those ****ers scratched the hell outta the Missus's car...

I know....you got pretty upset.

I've gotta find some kind of chair that requires the user to pay or have a key. :D

[StoopTroup]

Dean...

You got the trailer packed?

http://www.cavesbeachhotel.com.au/site/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fosters-beer-truck.jpg

[C&CDean]

Trailer is packed and ready to go. I'm still licking my wounds from Saturday's dealio though.

I won't be at the first tailgate. I got drawn for mule deer (between my brother and my nephew we have tags for bull elk, cow elk, 2 mulie bucks, and a mulie doe) up in Colorado, and am heading up there tomorrow. We need some fresh meat for this year's version of "pull Dean's finger nucular chili" for the O-State tailgate.

Mrs. Dean will be there setting up with some help from Doleo and BFS. She could probably use a little more help - especially in the satellite/TV set up if anyone is planning on getting to campus early that day.

[proud gonzo]

what time?

[C&CDean]

OK, here's this week's tailgate schedule/menu:

0930 - 1200 is tailgate set up. If you want to help, show up during this timeframe.

1200 - 1400 is final set up, fine tuning, etc. If you wanna show up during this timeframe, there will be iced-down beer, drinks, etc, but the food won't be ready yet. You also stand a good chance of being put to work by the tailgate nazi.

1400 - 1700 will be the actual tailgate. Food, beer, booze, soft drinks, TV, etc.

This week's menu is the annual first tailgate tradition:

Burgers, dogs, Slovacek sausage wraps, chips, beans, brownies, etc. If you'd like to bring something to eat, desserts, whores deorves, snack food, etc. is always appreciated.

Homey will be there with the raffle items for you to view. Please purchase tickets as these proceeds help make the quality tailgates possible. There is a milk jar by the TV for donations, which are gladly accepted.

His/hers porta-turlets will be there, and if you want a single game parking spot they are $20 per spot. You must get day-of-game parking from the tailgate nazi. If you decide to purchase a season parking pass, you may do so from the nazi at the tailgate. They are $90 ($15 per game). Also, everyone leaves their keys on the keyboard when going to the game. That way if there's an emergency, we can get folks in/out.

If there's something I missed, or if you have any further questions, speak up.

[dolemitesooner]

Ok everyone Dean is out of town and Mrs. Dean asked me to post.

She has all the food and beverages cover for the gate, but there are a few things that if brought would make the experience even better.

We could use a vegetable and dip tray, and deserts.

All other food items you would like to bring are welcome.

Thanks

Dolemite

[StoopTroup]

And Doleo...

I just got Home from Olevet's Hill. He gave me all the OVJ we're gonna need for the Tailgates this year. I should be there around 3 pm today and he wants you to personally test this years batch. :D

[olevetonahill]

And Doleo...

I just got Home from Olevet's Hill. He gave me all the OVJ we're gonna need for the Tailgates this year. I should be there around 3 pm today and he wants you to personally test this years batch. :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :cool:

[StoopTroup]

:D

[bri]

We're all gonna die.

[C&CDean]

We had a tailgate? Damn, I missed it...

Just pulled in from the road. We had a ball hunting in Colorado. No elk, but lots of mule deer. We've got meat for the OSU chili.

Here's this week's schedule:

Chicken. A buttload of chicken strips from Chicken Express in Norman. If you haven't tried them, you pretty much oughta. I ain't a chicken strip kinda guy, but the ones there are pretty dang good. We've also got some wings coming. We'll have different sauces/dips, etc. Beans, cole slaw, and some fixins'.

Food should be out around 11ish. We'll be setting up around 0900, if anyone feels the need to help out.

If you'd like to help out with grub, your favorite munchie, whores dorves, or desserts are always welcome.

Also, Mrs. Dean would like to personally thank the following losers for their dedication and devotion during this past week's rainout (it was about 68 and sunny at 10K feet in Colorado) for their help this past week:

Doleo. What a stud. Boy couldn't spell his way out of a wet paper sack, but he's one hell of a hand. Mrs. Dean says I should be worried...

John and Aileen. Somebody has to cook the ****ing meat.

Stoop Troup and his lovely bride. Boy brought the poison, girl brought the skillz.

Emily. Soonermagicgirl. What a princess.

Homey and the lovely Ms. Delayne/Delaine (nobody knows how you South Carlolina folks spell ****). I'm not quite sure how a ****er as ugly as you could end up with a wife as gorgeous as yours, but congrats my brother.

bri. For a homosexual, momma says you're quite the man.

BFS. Better late than never ****er.

Phil's Aggie Bride. Leslie my love, you done good. Mrs. Dean says the TV got all jacked up cause you and the HMFIC had the porno lock on...

Thanks girl.

Phil and Peggy. As always, you guys rock.

I'm sure there's others. They're probably still trying to dry out their panties. Did I mention it was dry in Colorado...

Anyhow, thanks, and I'll see you miscreants this weekend...

[StoopTroup]

Mmmmmm....mule deer strips.

[soonerbrat]

I'll be there. I'm bringing cake.

[soonerbrat]

Oh, and I moved too. to Moore-ish. really far south OKC. I live at a horse park now. I gots horses to groom and stuff.

[soonerbrat]

hmm. did I say something wrong?

[dolemitesooner]

You always say something wrong

[Collier11]

DOLEO, I hear from STEP that you refuse to drink the OVJ, apparently you go on long walks if you drink it :D

[StoopTroup]

One 1.75L of OVJ....is in the record books. Took another and a backup to the TG this week for Olevet's contribution. Should be a fun Baylor game. :D


Also....Dean was sexy as evar this week.

And thanks to Phil for the New TV. I know that had to hurt. Remember to kick a few extra bucks into the TG kitty at Baylor. TV's ain't cheap.

Mrs. Dean....another wonderful weekend thanks to you. You are awesome!

[olevetonahill]

Is there gonna be enough for all the TGs or are ya gonna have to make another run ?

[StoopTroup]

I'm thinking the aggie game will be a really big TG. We'll definitely need a batch by then. I'll PM you about the need for more.

[Lott's Bandana]

One 1.75L of OVJ....is in the record books. Took another and a backup to the TG this week for Olevet's contribution. Should be a fun Baylor game. :D


Also....Mrs. Dean was sexy as evar this week.

And thanks to Phil for the New TV. I know that had to hurt. Remember to kick a few extra bucks into the TG kitty at Baylor. TV's ain't cheap.

Mrs. Dean....another wonderful weekend thanks to you. You are awesome!

Gawd G...OVJ goggles?

Fixed. Thankfully.

New TV = FTW

[StoopTroup]

Gawd G...OVJ goggles?

Fixed. Thankfully.

New TV = FTW

Nope I had it right. He had a glow about him. Must have been the trip to the wilderness. :D :pop:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

We just got home..good food and good company yesterday...my wife said something very observant on the way home...

"Mrs. Dean is so beautiful and petite, but I get the feeling she could beat the crap out of somebody if she wanted to"

[StoopTroup]

Your Wife is very wise my friend....lol.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

yeah....probably also because my wife is a beautiful, petite woman who has put the pain on me a few times....i think they have a secret gang or something

[proud gonzo]

shhhhh! it's a secret...

[ChickSoonerFan]

It was good to see the SF crowd! Looks like I missed some of you guys or don't know who you are.

Thanks to all who work so hard to pull the tailgates off, I love them!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

shhhhh! it's a secret...

yeah you too...dangerous

[dolemitesooner]

Mrs Dean could not hurt a fly. She does not need too.

[StoopTroup]

She loves that OVJ though! :D