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NormanPride
7/28/2009, 03:59 PM
in a cube near mine. Should I call them out? Let it pass (lol) or flee? I'm afraid if I call attention to it that they'll mention my own transgressions...

I guess this is what the SEC feels like.
olevetonahill
7/28/2009, 04:02 PM
Just WAVE it off
stoops the eternal pimp
7/28/2009, 04:04 PM
join em
NormanPride
7/28/2009, 04:05 PM
But I ate messican food for lunch. I would hate to vacate the office...
stoops the eternal pimp
7/28/2009, 04:05 PM
yours will probably leave some evidence on your drawers too.....does badj do your laundry?
soonermix
7/28/2009, 04:33 PM
hell yes call them out it will be a good laugh

and when they try to call you out beat them to the punch
OUAlumni1990
7/28/2009, 04:43 PM
If we were there we could bring a farting jihad on the mofo, that'll learn 'em.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/30/2009, 02:27 PM
so, you start a thread like this and then you leave it?

did you report the violator?
NormanPride
7/30/2009, 02:31 PM
I had **** to do.
yermom
7/30/2009, 02:45 PM
you top-decked their cube?
stoops the eternal pimp
7/30/2009, 02:55 PM
I had **** to do.

exactly!..hopefully on their car hood
olevetonahill
7/30/2009, 03:00 PM
I had **** to do.

So ya was skeered you would Shart ?:D
NormanPride
7/30/2009, 03:34 PM
This thread is getting frighteningly personal... This was about THEIR fart, not mine!
olevetonahill
7/30/2009, 03:39 PM
This thread is getting frighteningly personal... This was about THEIR fart, not mine!

Oh well then Pardon me . I thot ya was gonna retaliate :P :D
NormanPride
7/30/2009, 03:48 PM
I would have lost the arms race. :texan:
The Remnant
7/31/2009, 12:56 PM
At least you don't have to deal with "drive by's" . I teach incarcerated yutes at the hall. I always have some joker who thinks it is funny to fart by my desk when he puts away his pencil. I go through a can of air freshener every month.
Pricetag
7/31/2009, 01:00 PM
They crop dust you, huh?

I had a dude in the next cube over from me at an old job who was an out of the closet farter. He'd just rip them off and then promptly say "Excuse me." I got a pretty good kick out of it until one day a girl from another floor was working with me in my cube when he slipped a silent but violent one out and didn't take responsibility. It was awful, and I didn't have the heart to rat him out like I should have. I'm sure she thought it was me.
The Remnant
7/31/2009, 01:12 PM
How do you know it wasn't the girl?
NormanPride
7/31/2009, 01:13 PM
Who says it wasn't the chick? It wasn't you, and he always owned up to his. Ergo...

Edit: :les: DAMMIT!
Pricetag
7/31/2009, 05:11 PM
No way. That couldn't have possibly been it.