blackbeauty02
7/27/2009, 06:54 PM
...and walked away without a scratch.
I'm at Lake Draper last sunday and some idiot on a boat has a football and is just drunkenly (is that even a word?) throwing it at people. Well of course if it goes to a drunk girl she's not going to be very accurate. Over the course of a couple hours 1 of my friends gets hit in the face 3 times, another 2 times, and several instances lands in the middle of a group of our girlfriends or wives almost hitting them in the head. Several people told the guy to put the ball away or take it elsewhere. Well Rufus shows up and of course wants to play feetball with this d-bag b/c obviously Rufus IS football. Another friend gets pegged in the head and it finally lands in front of my boat. My brother is about to throw it back when I tell him to give it to me. I launch it into the middle of the lake. I sit my happy *** back down and commence drinking when Rufus and his posse come over pissed off obviously. We try to explain to him nothing against him we've just had enough of the football hitting our friends. The idiot with the football hightails it out of there b/c he knows my group has had it with him. Later on Rufus comes back and apologizes and we talk for the remainder of the day. Funniest part is I offer Rufus a cold Modelo and he refuses saying he only drinks Bud Light lime...isn't that a girl drink?
I'm at Lake Draper last sunday and some idiot on a boat has a football and is just drunkenly (is that even a word?) throwing it at people. Well of course if it goes to a drunk girl she's not going to be very accurate. Over the course of a couple hours 1 of my friends gets hit in the face 3 times, another 2 times, and several instances lands in the middle of a group of our girlfriends or wives almost hitting them in the head. Several people told the guy to put the ball away or take it elsewhere. Well Rufus shows up and of course wants to play feetball with this d-bag b/c obviously Rufus IS football. Another friend gets pegged in the head and it finally lands in front of my boat. My brother is about to throw it back when I tell him to give it to me. I launch it into the middle of the lake. I sit my happy *** back down and commence drinking when Rufus and his posse come over pissed off obviously. We try to explain to him nothing against him we've just had enough of the football hitting our friends. The idiot with the football hightails it out of there b/c he knows my group has had it with him. Later on Rufus comes back and apologizes and we talk for the remainder of the day. Funniest part is I offer Rufus a cold Modelo and he refuses saying he only drinks Bud Light lime...isn't that a girl drink?