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blackbeauty02
7/27/2009, 06:54 PM
...and walked away without a scratch.



I'm at Lake Draper last sunday and some idiot on a boat has a football and is just drunkenly (is that even a word?) throwing it at people. Well of course if it goes to a drunk girl she's not going to be very accurate. Over the course of a couple hours 1 of my friends gets hit in the face 3 times, another 2 times, and several instances lands in the middle of a group of our girlfriends or wives almost hitting them in the head. Several people told the guy to put the ball away or take it elsewhere. Well Rufus shows up and of course wants to play feetball with this d-bag b/c obviously Rufus IS football. Another friend gets pegged in the head and it finally lands in front of my boat. My brother is about to throw it back when I tell him to give it to me. I launch it into the middle of the lake. I sit my happy *** back down and commence drinking when Rufus and his posse come over pissed off obviously. We try to explain to him nothing against him we've just had enough of the football hitting our friends. The idiot with the football hightails it out of there b/c he knows my group has had it with him. Later on Rufus comes back and apologizes and we talk for the remainder of the day. Funniest part is I offer Rufus a cold Modelo and he refuses saying he only drinks Bud Light lime...isn't that a girl drink?

meoveryouxinfinity
7/27/2009, 07:04 PM
i'm a girl and bud light lime is eww

XingTheRubicon
7/27/2009, 07:35 PM
any beer that has a pic of any fruit on the bottle means you're a fag.












except Ruuuu of course

soonerfan28
7/27/2009, 08:16 PM
I like Bud Light Lime, but 90% of the time it's Coors Light.

jumperstop
7/27/2009, 08:26 PM
Bud Light lime is good, but I wouldn't ever turn down a drink someone offered me. Unless it was at the club because I don't want to get ruffied by a group of hot chicks...wait, yeah I do.

sooner518
7/27/2009, 08:39 PM
Modelo> any Budweiser product

JLEW1818
7/27/2009, 08:43 PM
sooner518 I'm gonna be in Denver in August ... we should drink!!! ( if i don't totally freak you out...lol)

Seamus
7/27/2009, 09:19 PM
Jeebus, lads, try some real beer. I'll even buy a round:

http://www.beerbrains.com/guinness.jpg

OzarkSooner
7/27/2009, 11:01 PM
Actually....why didn't you ask HIM....RUFUS...if it was a girl drink? THEN you would've had a complete story.

SoonerPr8r
7/28/2009, 10:02 AM
Jeebus, lads, try some real beer. I'll even buy a round:

http://www.beerbrains.com/guinness.jpg

I prefer Harp, but when I just wanna chew my beer I'll reach for one of these.

cantwait48
7/28/2009, 10:05 AM
people hang out at lake draper?

Boomer.....
7/28/2009, 10:11 AM
Modelo at the lake, Bruce?

soonermix
7/28/2009, 11:01 AM
Jeebus, lads, try some real beer. I'll even buy a round:

http://www.beerbrains.com/guinness.jpg

in

BermudaSooner
7/28/2009, 11:19 AM
I just gave away 17 Bud Light Limes from an 18 pack. Couldn't make it past 2 sips from the first.

I'm with Seamus,

Slainte!

NormanPride
7/28/2009, 11:21 AM
Some people don't like beer. Now if you had offered him a jack&coke and he said "No thanks, I only drink mojitos" then I would be worried.

silverwheels
7/28/2009, 11:29 AM
Who the hell doesn't like beer? That's just un-American.

BoulderSooner79
7/29/2009, 12:48 AM
I don't always drink beer, but when I do - I prefer Dos Equis.

JLEW1818
7/29/2009, 12:54 AM
me like , me like

SoonersEnFuego
7/29/2009, 07:42 AM
Guinness>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Horse ****>Modelo

SoonersEnFuego
7/29/2009, 07:43 AM
Oh, and don't EVER throw Rufus' football ever again.

Crimson Kid
7/29/2009, 07:48 AM
Who the hell doesn't like beer? That's just un-American.

Guess i'm un American then.

adoniijahsooner
7/29/2009, 08:01 AM
Guess i'm un American then.

+1

Boomer.....
7/29/2009, 08:13 AM
Why do you guys hate America?

Bosley
7/29/2009, 12:37 PM
I drink Newcastle.


Bud Light lime tastes like someone dropped a lime sweet tart in a can of Natty Light.

Boomer.....
7/29/2009, 12:57 PM
Bud Light Lime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Miller Chill

I don't mind one but couldn't drink it regularly.

UberSooner
7/29/2009, 01:09 PM
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Hoppy nose with a slight citrus finish. As for Bud light lime, never seen it in my liquor store.

NormanPride
7/29/2009, 01:26 PM
That's because it's not sold in liquor stores.

Seamus
7/29/2009, 01:31 PM
Guess i'm un American then.

The Taliban doesn't like beer.

Just sayin' ...