The lets get Curly to 10 K thread Drunky town thread

[olevetonahill]

m-0YBr-6IxE
Come On CB
get to posting :D

[olevetonahill]

bet we can get CB to 10 K and me to 31 K
if we wanta :D

[Curly Bill]

Who's this "Curly" you speak of?

[olevetonahill]

Who's this "Curly" you speak of?

Just some arsehole :pop:

[Curly Bill]

Holy carp! I just kilt a spider big enough to saddle up and ride! :eek:

[King Crimson]

150 posts?

[Curly Bill]

That's a lot.

[Curly Bill]

I got up at 0730 and that was after going to sleep at about 0400. I don't know that I have it in me.

[Crucifax Autumn]

If it's a really good drunky maybe I'll hit 10k! lmao

[King Crimson]

how the heck did vet get to 32 g. that's a shiz-ton.

[Chuck Bao]

Make it snappy. I got some motorcycle taxi boys coming by to fix my computer.

[Curly Bill]

I'm only about 50 pages from finishing reading Streets of Laredo...

...guess that can wait.

[King Crimson]

Make it snappy. I got some motorcycle taxi boys coming by to fix my computer.

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Curly Bill]

Make it snappy. I got some motorcycle taxi boys coming by to fix my computer.

Storytime! :D

[Curly Bill]

Where's Juan, he needs to come join the fun.

[Crucifax Autumn]

He's busy looking up prodece price comparisons.

[Curly Bill]

He logged off, guess we're just not enough fun for him.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I guess vet should tried harder to do the hillbilly talk/typing. That alwasy keeps jun entertained.

[King Crimson]

so, Curly, what's your favorite NCAA football helmet other than OU?

[Curly Bill]

hummmm.....

What is: they all suck except for OU.

[Crucifax Autumn]

enquiring minds want to know!

[Curly Bill]

Never thought about it, I'd need some time for a definitive answer.

[Crucifax Autumn]

So what's yer favorite basketball helmet?

[Curly Bill]

I guess the Florida State helmet is kinda cool, what with the lance and all.

[Crucifax Autumn]

the basketball helmet?

[Curly Bill]

Habanero hot sauce -- a nice touch to many foods, or too damn hot for humans?

[King Crimson]

a lance is for jousting and getting medieval and whatnot. it's a spear.

i like bama, i think. i used to like Colorado's (no connection with me living or working here) but they changed the logo some and the color looks less "gold" than metallic Natty **** so i like it less.

[Curly Bill]

a lance is for jousting and getting medieval and whatnot. it's a spear.

Not if you read Lonesome Dove it's not, I'm pretty sure they say lance.

[King Crimson]

Habanero hot sauce -- a nice touch to many foods, or too damn hot for humans?

i don't love the taste of habenero that much. like that cholula's hot sauce, meh. i like a hot sauce made from serrano's. to me, that's a better *taste* with some heat. though, i'm not near the crazy SOB i used to be with the hot stuff. i'm kinda soft these days. though, i can still eat the 10/10 hot chile verde burrito at Efrain's in Boulder...which is great. tender pork that's seared on the outside.

[King Crimson]

Not if you read Lonesome Dove it's not, I'm pretty sure they say lance.

you are probably right. that makes sense. never read LD. wtf do i know?

[Curly Bill]

How about some Sriracha? Gotta love that stuff.

[Chuck Bao]

Storytime! :D

I'm serious! My computer has a short and it has fried about five keyboards, two speaker sets, one monitor and it shocks the hell out of me when I touch the damn thing.

Besides that, the pay-day party was yesterday, at least it was as long as I was cognizant. They're going to come back a little later and hopefully a little more sober and try to operate on my baby.

[Curly Bill]

I'm serious! My computer has a short and it has fried about five keyboards, two speaker sets, one monitor and it shocks the hell out of me when I touch the damn thing.

Besides that, the pay-day party was yesterday, at least it was as long as I was cognizant. They're going to come back a little later and hopefully a little more sober and try to operate on my baby.

We can't have your computer being messed up. The motorcycle taxi guys have become part of our lives, we have to stay up to date.

[King Crimson]

How about some Sriracha? Gotta love that stuff.

that's good in a lot of ways. i like even more than the "sauce" in the squeeze bottle is the Sriacha chile-garlic sauce. like this (below): a tsp of this in soup or stir-fry is the balls. you can "kick it up a notch" by chopping up a crap-ton of cilantro and mix it in the jar with the chili-garlic.

http://www.formaggiokitchen.com/shop/images/chili-garlic-sauce.jpg

[Curly Bill]

I don't know that I've seen that before, but when I do I'll get it. Looks good.

[King Crimson]

I don't know that I've seen that before, but when I do I'll get it. Looks good.

oh yeah.

Curly, write a haiku about your 3rd grade teacher.

5, 7, 5 on the syllables.

[oumartin]

I'm working so I can't drink but I wanna see Curly make it. He seems decent enough..

[Curly Bill]

I don't think Curly's gonna get there tonight.


...but no, he's not decent enough. ;)

[oumartin]

c'mon you wuss. I've got six flippin' hours and I need some entertainment.

[Curly Bill]

You need to google Emmanuelle Chriqui then.

[oumartin]

Um, do I google that on the company computer or my own personal?

[Curly Bill]

I think she's clothed in all her pics. She's a legit actress, not a pron star or anything like that.

[oumartin]

oh wow, She is hot.

I mean not hot enough for LAS to tap but hot.

[Curly Bill]

I don't know, LAS seemed pretty worked up.

[KC//CRIMSON]

that's good in a lot of ways. i like even more than the "sauce" in the squeeze bottle is the Sriacha chile-garlic sauce. like this (below): a tsp of this in soup or stir-fry is the balls. you can "kick it up a notch" by chopping up a crap-ton of cilantro and mix it in the jar with the chili-garlic.

http://www.formaggiokitchen.com/shop/images/chili-garlic-sauce.jpg

One of the best food products of all time.

[oumartin]

well I hope there isn't any hidden cameras out here cuz I'm fixin' to get busy with myself over her photos.

[Curly Bill]

:eek:

[Curly Bill]

10,000 is not happening tonight.

Goodnight to all.

[oumartin]

Hey, my wife is out partying so I can't get any phone s*x from her and this girl is better lookin' anyway.

Sometimes a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do

[King Crimson]

well I hope there isn't any hidden cameras out here

where are you, in a department store?

[oumartin]

oh heck no, I work in the patch

[King Crimson]

hey, KC//, how are those Global knives working out...? you bought those, right?

[KC//CRIMSON]

hey, KC//, how are those Global knives working out...? you bought those, right?

Balanced and still factory razor sharp.

[King Crimson]

right on. Globals are pretty sweet.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I can't believe Curly pussed out!

[King Crimson]

I can't believe Curly pussed out!

he didn't even write the haiku. Wuss-a-saurus Rex

[olevetonahill]

I been kinda busy
GF showed up and kept me busy fer an hr rhen she left . then I had ro check shat out
then I get a full house .
then I gots to pass out the green befor I cant pas ags .
Now I can post
Maybe

[Crucifax Autumn]

You had a few tonight?

[olevetonahill]

You had a few tonight?

Not as many as Id like
I got to change out the Keyboard tho :eek:

[Crucifax Autumn]

I had one glass of beer the neighbor gave me. Not nearly enough for a good drunky!

[beer4me]

that's good in a lot of ways. i like even more than the "sauce" in the squeeze bottle is the Sriacha chile-garlic sauce. like this (below): a tsp of this in soup or stir-fry is the balls. you can "kick it up a notch" by chopping up a crap-ton of cilantro and mix it in the jar with the chili-garlic.

http://www.formaggiokitchen.com/shop/images/chili-garlic-sauce.jpg

That stuff is GOOOOOOOD!!!!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Never had the shat but it looks right up my alley.

[olevetonahill]

that's good in a lot of ways. i like even more than the "sauce" in the squeeze bottle is the Sriacha chile-garlic sauce. like this (below): a tsp of this in soup or stir-fry is the balls. you can "kick it up a notch" by chopping up a crap-ton of cilantro and mix it in the jar with the chili-garlic.

http://www.formaggiokitchen.com/shop/images/chili-garlic-sauce.jpg

that may have been what made that dog taste so good

[beer4me]

that may have been what made that dog taste so good

Don't fergit that monkey on a stick either that was purty good off those street vendors

[Crucifax Autumn]

Monkey on a stick is what caused the aids epidemic, right?

[Chuck Bao]

Monkey on a stick is what caused the aids epidemic, right?

What are you saying? Monkey on a stick is what? Off the menu? Because of AIDS? Do the monkeys know?

That said, I just order chicken or squid on a stick. I'm sure there are no chicken or squid AIDS.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Squid AIDS would be cool! No more sea monsters!

[Chuck Bao]

Squid AIDS would be cool! No more sea monsters!

If fried calamari rings are your sea monster, can I suggest a green chili sauce from Siricha. It is far better than that fake red one being sold in the US.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I ate a calamari sammich in a restaurant overlooking the
pacific in
san Diego a few years back...teh awesome!

[beer4me]

Monkey on a stick is what caused the aids epidemic, right?

That sounds like slander and racial profiling:D :D

(or maybe species profiling)

[Chuck Bao]

Like this thing on a stick isn't.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/img_2462.jpg

Come on.

[Rogue]

Love that hot sauce!

[Frozen Sooner]

Srihacha is friggin' awesome, particularly on lad na.

[Curly Bill]

Srihacha is friggin' awesome, particularly on lad na.

Awesome on a lad?

:eek:

[oumartin]

Awesome on a lad

Chuck is an expert on that too :D