View Full Version : Is this even possible?
soonerfan28
7/24/2009, 02:08 PM
http://www.teamontop.com/small_images/F0006123.jpg
oumartin
7/24/2009, 02:22 PM
yep, we bought our house from a former Syracuse/OU womens basketball player and her Texas graduate husband.
JLEW1818
7/24/2009, 02:27 PM
my family is split..
I had to make my choice at age 3
( i think i liked the color of Crimson better than Orange)
soonersam
7/24/2009, 02:43 PM
Id like to be the judge in a OU UT divorce. That would take about 2 seconds to prove irreconcilable differences. Just bring the door mat as evidence...
Then off to the golf course!!!
soonersam
7/24/2009, 02:44 PM
my family is split..
I had to make my choice at age 3
( i think i liked the color of Crimson better than Orange)
That explains alot.....J/K
Very possible....my wife is a horn.
Gandalf_The_Grey
7/24/2009, 03:05 PM
It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn
stoopified
7/24/2009, 04:19 PM
It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn :D
soonerfan28
7/24/2009, 04:25 PM
It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn
I nominate that for post of the year.
I am blessed that my wife had no clue about college football before I met her. Don't think I could marry a whorn.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/24/2009, 04:30 PM
I nominate that for post of the year.
I am blessed that my wife had no clue about college football before I met her. Don't think I could marry a whorn.
This
SoonerInFortSmith
7/24/2009, 04:38 PM
If I was dating a girl, the first time she wore a texas t-shirt it would be done.
JLEW1818
7/24/2009, 04:40 PM
i don't even own an orange shirt ... not even close
badger
7/24/2009, 04:56 PM
as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn
So you're saying that to seduce Sooner boys, all you have to do is dress up like a wh0rn... hmm...
DallasSooner87
7/24/2009, 05:55 PM
It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn
Best. Line. Ever.
Sooner13
7/24/2009, 06:11 PM
I slept with a whorn in college, it was never moving past that night. (actually 2 nights) :D
I nominate that for post of the year.
I am blessed that my wife had no clue about college football before I met her. Don't think I could marry a whorn.
When she sat through the ENTIRE 63-14 whomping, I knew I had a keeper.
Not saying I could (or would) have done the same or that Octobers in our house are very pleasant. However, I could have done much worse.
Besides, I've got plenty of ammo when she gets lippy.....how do you spell Gideon?
huskermark07
7/24/2009, 07:44 PM
I slept with a whorn in college, it was never moving past that night. (actually 2 nights) :D
Was she that good, or were really in need at that time?:(
Crucifax Autumn
7/24/2009, 09:19 PM
My brother in law, not a sports fan at all, sent me some silly t-shirt with a humorous statement on it. I tossed it in the trash the day I got it because it was aggy orange.
Gandalf_The_Grey
7/25/2009, 01:49 AM
So you're saying that to seduce Sooner boys, all you have to do is dress up like a wh0rn... hmm...
Actually, we know that Sooners are better than horns and that includes the women ;)
Seamus
7/25/2009, 02:37 AM
http://www.teamontop.com/small_images/F0006123.jpg
Not hard to imagine which party takes it in the chute ...
SoonerLB
7/25/2009, 04:49 AM
It actually makes sense because as a Sooner fan, there is nothing I enjoy more than screwing a longhorn
Good karma, perfect timing! Spek for you! :D
soonerloyal
7/25/2009, 08:55 AM
Possible? Certainly. Sin against all that is sane, holy and right? Absolutely.
An arduous task, this, that you Sooners who marry whorns undertake. But rest assured it is a noble, necessary quest...that of their heathen conversion to the only True fandom worthy of living and embracing.
As for that mat - cut the damn thing in half and sew the orange part back on upside down, like it belongs.
Peace and victory be with you. Amen and Amen.
the_ouskull
7/25/2009, 03:18 PM
One of my least proud moments as a drunken football fan (and that's saying something) involves a Nebraska fan from Dallas on the day that they beat us 73-21, a roadtrip TO Dallas, and a late-night, Delta-House-at-the-Dexter-Lake-Club-esque escape from her apartment.
Sigh. I'm ready for football.
the_ouskull
East Coast Bias
7/25/2009, 05:41 PM
What is wrong with you guys? Talking about having sex with longhorns?This thread has moved to the dark side....
jumperstop
7/25/2009, 07:45 PM
My woman is an poke, that's about as much as I can take. If she was a horn I would not be with her.
Crucifax Autumn
7/25/2009, 09:10 PM
Poke women have to mattry Sooners. The poke men are too busy out in the barn.
SoonerLB
7/26/2009, 07:57 AM
........... or sometimes in the front yard ...............
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/barn9/sheepmasteryard.jpg
Crucifax Autumn
7/26/2009, 08:14 AM
LMFAO
That's awesome!
I must say that you guys have given me a great laugh this morning. Thanks for starting my day off with this.
NCSooner18
7/26/2009, 03:42 PM
Very possible....my wife is a horn.
Me too.
hgarmorer
7/27/2009, 05:01 AM
Mines a Buckeye...there is no end to my football misery when OU is not on TV, except when I crank Boomer Sooner during the dotting of the "I". Ahhh it's the little things in life.
deweydw
7/27/2009, 01:05 PM
My son is currently dating a horn. He goes to UNT. So he doesn't know any better. (jk) I'm sure she's a nice girl. Haven't met her yet.
My daughter had thoughts about going to UT fall 2010. Until we went there for a tour. Yep, I spent a very hot afternoon walking around enemy territory. Looks like she will be going to Texas State in the spring and stay there. But I will be bringing her up to OU for the Tulsa game. So she can see what a real University looks like.
DMAFB_Sooner08
7/28/2009, 09:51 AM
If I was dating a girl, the first time she wore a *Texas* t-shirt it would be done.
I would hook em (if she was hot), then use that shirt to clean up afterwards!!
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